High school stories

[millionsofdeadcats]

After school one day me and my friend got drunk and set a school outbuilding called 'the pavilion' on fire.  Police questioned us because we were seen in the area, but we lied and got away with it.  Plus we would break into lockers during lunch to steal bitches purses and one day we got like 200 bucks.

holy fuck dude that's some serious shit. Did you use gas or anything

No, first we smashed up the kitchenette with wooden planks, then we wrapped toilet paper around the picnic tables and lit it on fire.  Call me stupid but I didn't realize the building would burn to the fucking ground.  I was 14.

And the locker thing...the reason we could get into the lockers was something called 'quick setting', where the person would enter their combination into the lock just enough to open it, without actually pulling the trigger-like opening mechanism.  So we would just go up and down the rows of lockers pulling all the 'triggers' until one opened.

[RisiR]

Highschool, lol.

All I did back then was retarded. I won't type it down like some nostalgic faggot, though.

Fuck your life.

Cause you have nothing to be nostalgic as you've lived you're whole life as a loser

Trust me dude, I got stories for ages. I had to repeat 2 grades in two different schools and got expelled for violent behavior against a teacher. I was a bully and an idiot. I'm not proud of any of that shit because it basically ruined my future and now I'm here shitposting all day.

I'm also German and our school system is different so you wouldn't understand shit and explaining stuff in English fucks my brain so fuck you and your wasted youth. Bitch.

[bling bling]

 security guards

lol usa is funny

[millionsofdeadcats]

Highschool, lol.

All I did back then was retarded. I won't type it down like some nostalgic faggot, though.

Fuck your life.

Cause you have nothing to be nostalgic as you've lived you're whole life as a loser

Trust me dude, I got stories for ages. I had to repeat 2 grades in two different schools and got expelled for violent behavior against a teacher. I was a bully and an idiot. I'm not proud of any of that shit because it basically ruined my future and now I'm here shitposting all day.

I'm also German and our school system is different so you wouldn't understand shit and explaining stuff in English fucks my brain so fuck you and your wasted youth. Bitch.

Sometimes I get nostalgia so bad it almost physically hurts.  I love the life I have lived.  I will never see these places and events again, except in my memory.  Fuck the present, fuck Indiana, and fuck being old.

[Rationahl]

My friend did vodka in a water bottle one time and the office called him down for grades stuff. He ended up calling his counsler a bitch, puked on her, then passed out. It was legendary

Yes that's awesome. An older friend of mine hooked up with a new assistant in the guidance office at a concert or something and someone got a picture. Needless to say she got canned

[Rationahl]

Highschool, lol.

All I did back then was retarded. I won't type it down like some nostalgic faggot, though.

Fuck your life.

Cause you have nothing to be nostalgic as you've lived you're whole life as a loser

Trust me dude, I got stories for ages. I had to repeat 2 grades in two different schools and got expelled for violent behavior against a teacher. I was a bully and an idiot. I'm not proud of any of that shit because it basically ruined my future and now I'm here shitposting all day.

I'm also German and our school system is different so you wouldn't understand shit and explaining stuff in English fucks my brain so fuck you and your wasted youth. Bitch.

The only youth in Germany that interests me is the hitler youth

[RisiR]

Highschool, lol.

All I did back then was retarded. I won't type it down like some nostalgic faggot, though.

Fuck your life.

Cause you have nothing to be nostalgic as you've lived you're whole life as a loser

Trust me dude, I got stories for ages. I had to repeat 2 grades in two different schools and got expelled for violent behavior against a teacher. I was a bully and an idiot. I'm not proud of any of that shit because it basically ruined my future and now I'm here shitposting all day.

I'm also German and our school system is different so you wouldn't understand shit and explaining stuff in English fucks my brain so fuck you and your wasted youth. Bitch.

The only youth in Germany that interests me is the hitler youth

The BDM would've killed you with their bare hands you limp wristed weakling.

Hitler Youth  ... just fuck off.

[Rationahl]

Is there one thread on this site you haven't stuck your 2 inch cock in? I used to root for you over infinity shock and I thought you were kinda cool, but now you should just get the fuck outta my thread. You're like a bitch, always running your mouth and involved in every piece of drama on this site. No one thinks you're hard, faggot

[bling bling]

i remember grade school and started to notice

how i was the only one sitting alone

i remember high school and started to notice

that not much had changed since i was 6 years old

[RisiR]

Is there one thread on this site you haven't stuck your 2 inch cock in? I used to root for you over infinity shock and I thought you were kinda cool, but now you should just get the fuck outta my thread. You're like a bitch, always running your mouth and involved in every piece of drama on this site. No one thinks you're hard, faggot

I'm not involved in ANY of the site drama. Not even in the slightest bit.

I just can't stand spoilt 16 year old wannabe try hards like you, shithead.

"Yea I'm so cool because I dab oil and act like a nigger in my highschool class but fuck niggers. 420 blaze it." That's you. Just shut the fuck up already.

[millionsofdeadcats]

i remember grade school and started to notice

how i was the only one sitting alone

i remember high school and started to notice

that not much had changed since i was 6 years old

you ride too wierd

[helladamnleet]

Stole several cars, kidnapped my best friend, burglarized my mom's house a couple times, ran across the state, drank, partied, robbed cars. If anyone wants specific stories pick a category and I'll see what I even remember.

[RisiR]

Stole several cars, kidnapped my best friend, burglarized my mom's house a couple times, ran across the state, drank, partied, robbed cars. If anyone wants specific stories pick a category and I'll see what I even remember.

I pick the category "First Homo-Erotic Encounters".

[Rationahl]

Is there one thread on this site you haven't stuck your 2 inch cock in? I used to root for you over infinity shock and I thought you were kinda cool, but now you should just get the fuck outta my thread. You're like a bitch, always running your mouth and involved in every piece of drama on this site. No one thinks you're hard, faggot

I'm not involved in ANY of the site drama. Not even in the slightest bit.

I just can't stand spoilt 16 year old wannabe try hards like you, shithead.

"Yea I'm so cool because I dab oil and act like a nigger in my highschool class but fuck niggers. 420 blaze it." That's you. Just shut the fuck up already.

Good, it won't be long then before I start eating pills like tic tacs to drown out all of my failures and shortcomings.

Oh wait, I'm not an angry loser who pissed his life away because they can't maintain even a successful high school career, much less a decent independent life afterwards. Don't even bother to reply here loserfaggot, if you feel the need put it on one of the many threads users set up for you to put your stupid bitch fights in. Isn't funny that the people on here hate you just as much as the people you know in real life that you're trying to escape from?

[RisiR]

That didn't even make any sense. Your madness is making you even dumber so you should try to relax. Breathe slow and calm down.

Y'know what take another huge dab, bro and then tell me about that one time you did something anyobody cares about.