Suicidal thoughts

[Ninja]

Figuratively you semantic Jew.

Didn't you just like, break german law with that post or some shit?

Yeah, those Germans are a bunch of Nazis even to this day, lol!

[millionsofdeadcats]

It's nothing novel, and the exact sort of thing I've spent a long time considering.

Guys, come on.  This thread is supposed to be about me and my problems.  I cut my legs up, remember?  What was that even for if no one cares.

Would you let us do what we do?  By the time you are done reading 250 shitposts you won't have the energy or mental capacity to kill yourself.

[millionsofdeadcats]

I have to go mow my motherfucking lawn.  If you kill yourself before I get back, don't forget about the hungry cats.

[equanimity]

Everyone's ignoring me

[RisiR]

Figuratively you semantic Jew.

Didn't you just like, break german law with that post or some shit?

No, I'm just not allowed to deny the Holocaust, wear Swastikas and raise my right arm in public (Hitlergruß).

[millionsofdeadcats]

Everyone's ignoring me

This is you:  'Don't type about that stuff, type about what I wanna read.'

*no one types anything

You:  'Everyone's ignoring me '

[RisiR]

So?

So?  You should be aghast with wonderment at my introducing you to such an epiphany.  You never thought about it before, admit it.

It's nothing novel, and the exact sort of thing I've spent a long time considering.

Guys, come on.  This thread is supposed to be about me and my problems.  I cut my legs up, remember?  What was that even for if no one cares.

Exactly, it was pointless. Stop doing that shit.

You are beautiful.

[equanimity]

So?

So?  You should be aghast with wonderment at my introducing you to such an epiphany.  You never thought about it before, admit it.

It's nothing novel, and the exact sort of thing I've spent a long time considering.

Guys, come on.  This thread is supposed to be about me and my problems.  I cut my legs up, remember?  What was that even for if no one cares.

Exactly, it was pointless. Stop doing that shit.

You are beautiful.

Fuck you; you're the beautiful one.  Jerk.

[RisiR]

Well, that is true. 

[Rowan]

  The internet is like masturbating with your eyeballs.

This is true.  My monitor is covered in eye splooge.

You see, I'm a new person and nobodies alt. Trust me, it's the truth.   

It's nothing novel, and the exact sort of thing I've spent a long time considering.

Guys, come on.  This thread is supposed to be about me and my problems.  I cut my legs up, remember?  What was that even for if no one cares.

Would you let us do what we do?  By the time you are done reading 250 shitposts you won't have the energy or mental capacity to kill yourself.

[RisiR]

I'm not Snoopy, goddammit.

It's an honor, though. He was a true legend.

[millionsofdeadcats]

My motherfucking lawnmower won't start, and I don't even combustion engines.  Fuck it.

[millionsofdeadcats]

I'm not Snoopy, goddammit.

See, I start to kind of believe you, and then:

It's an honor, though. He was a true legend.

Snoopy detected.

[Ninja]

  I cut my legs up, remember?  What was that even for if no one cares.

You should take up knitting as a therapeutic hobby instead of cutting up your legs.  You have a lot of passion, you just need to use it for something besides self-mutilation. 

[equanimity]

  I cut my legs up, remember?  What was that even for if no one cares.

You should take up knitting as a therapeutic hobby instead of cutting up your legs.  You have a lot of passion, you just need to use it for something besides self-mutilation.

I want other people to cut me up instead.