Suicidal thoughts

[equanimity]

Your cats will die before you anyway. You won't kill yourself you dumb bitch.

What makes you so sure?

Do it. Do it right fucking now.

See? No guts no glory.

I'll kill myself when I'm good and fucking ready, if I even want to later on.  But don't think I'm all talk.  I made a very serious attempt previously, and it's kind of a wonder I'm alive now.

Not a wonder, a fucking shame.

I'll pray for your family. RIP.

Why would you ever say something like that to a person?  Shame on you.

Well you're just being stupid.  I raised my cats right; they're not like cannibals.  They're graceful and dignified, even in how they eat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy fucking shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now this is the most hilarious post I have ever read in my life.  Two in one day.  I love it, I fucking love it.

Ok let me get this straight....HAHAHAHAH sorry I cannot help but laugh my fucking ass off.....CANNIBALS?  hahahahahah oh my fucking god.

Uh... what?

Hehehe... A little unwell...

They're alright. We're still getting through kind of a tough time right now but it's nowhere near as bad as it once was at least.

Hmm.  I'm glad to hear they're at least doing better than they were.  Guess those problems never stop coming, right?

Uh?  My cats don't eat fancy feast.  They get real food and taurine supplements.  Lightly blended fish and stuff.

Your cats eat better than I do and you're the depressed one?  LOL!

If you're not eating well it's your own fault.

Your cats eat better than I do and you're the depressed one?  LOL!

Do I have to start white-knighting again?

He's being serious.  My cats eat better than a lot of people, though they require different nutrients so it's kinda hard to compare...

but yeah you should totally white knight.  i want everyone who's mean to me banned!  thx.

Your cats will die before you anyway. You won't kill yourself you dumb bitch.

What makes you so sure?

Do it. Do it right fucking now.

See? No guts no glory.

I'll kill myself when I'm good and fucking ready, if I even want to later on.  But don't think I'm all talk.  I made a very serious attempt previously, and it's kind of a wondegr I'm alive now.

You should prove all the naysayers wrong and get on with killing yourself in the most gruesome manner possible.  Make sure to post pics

You're just a shining mass of joy, aren't you?

[equanimity]

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I'm so worried about things!  What am I gonna do?  Feel caught between suicide and a hard place.

[millionsofdeadcats]

Uh... what?

Umm....cannibals eat....their own kind?  Like, they are cats, not people, so if they eat you....they are not cannibals.  Not to mention that no matter what you want and how 'civilized' you think your cats are, if they are starving they will eat whatever meat they can get.  They may not like it, but they will strip your face clean and leave your skull exposed for the emergency workers to take selfies with and laugh at.

[Ninja]

Uh... what?

Umm....cannibals eat....their own kind?  Like, they are cats, not people, so if they eat you....they are not cannibals.  Not to mention that no matter what you want and how 'civilized' you think your cats are, if they are starving they will eat whatever meat they can get.  They may not like it, but they will strip your face clean and leave your skull exposed for the emergency workers to take selfies with and laugh at.

This is true.  Cats are fierce, majestic animals.  They will eat your face and then no one will want them, because they'll have to wear masks like in The Silence of Lambs and then they won't be cute and cuddly no more!

[equanimity]

Uh... what?

Umm....cannibals eat....their own kind?  Like, they are cats, not people, so if they eat you....they are not cannibals.  Not to mention that no matter what you want and how 'civilized' you think your cats are, if they are starving they will eat whatever meat they can get.  They may not like it, but they will strip your face clean and leave your skull exposed for the emergency workers to take selfies with and laugh at.

Oh, I'm they're mom.  We're family, and eating your own family is cannibalism.  Also I'm pretty sure I've was a cat in one of more recent past lives because I have a crazy kinship with them.  Like we share this spiritual connection of empathetic understanding.

[equanimity]

And wtf guys.  No, my cats are not going to eat me.

[millionsofdeadcats]

Like we share this spiritual connection of empathetic understanding.

 

[equanimity]

My best friends are cats...

[millionsofdeadcats]

My best friends are cats...

And your cats' best friend will conveniently become a vast amount of meat once she exits this world.  I know, I know, you said someone would take them, but I am just saying, if they could, they would, 'spiritual connection' or not.  I love my dog but if it comes to a survival situation, I will be chewing on a mouthful of 'ralf' with tears streaming down my face.  Meat is meat.

[RisiR]

Like we share this spiritual connection of empathetic understanding.

 

Don't facepalm that. I have the same. I'm the cat whisperer. No shit.

[equanimity]

I love my dog but if it comes to a survival situation, I will be chewing on a mouthful of 'ralf' with tears streaming down my face.  Meat is meat.

That's terrible!  I don't even believe you.  You love your dog, you couldn't kill and eat him/her even if your life depended on it.

Never underestimate the power of love.

[Arnox]

Hmm.  I'm glad to hear they're at least doing better than they were.  Guess those problems never stop coming, right?

Not for me, not for you, not for anyone.

He's being serious.  My cats eat better than a lot of people, though they require different nutrients so it's kinda hard to compare...

Actually, I was gonna say to him that people with clinical depression are depressed no matter what their current circumstance and they can't do very much about it at all besides meds.

but yeah you should totally white knight.  i want everyone who's mean to me banned!  thx.

Mmmmmmmm... Why not? *hand hovers over ban button before slapping it away* No! Must resist temptation.

[millionsofdeadcats]

That's terrible!  I don't even believe you.  You love your dog, you couldn't kill and eat him/her even if your life depended on it.

Never underestimate the power of love.

If I was starving, sure I would.  If I was in a survival situation ever had to go a long distance, I think they call it 'bugging out' or some shit, and I had no vehicle and my dog was with me, I would probably have to shoot him.  There is no way he could keep up with me on foot, dogs just aren't endurance animals.  He would either slow me down considerably, or he would suffer trying to keep up.  Some things just need handled, even if they are unpleasant. 

[equanimity]

At least ban millionsofdeadcats.  Usernames like that should be against the rules, and he keeps calling people names.

[millionsofdeadcats]

At least ban millionsofdeadcats.  Usernames like that should be against the rules, and he keeps calling people names.

I think arnox kinda likes me.  Don't ya, arnox?