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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #120 on: September 22, 2014, 10:02:27 pm »
Your cats will die before you anyway. You won't kill yourself you dumb bitch.

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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #121 on: September 22, 2014, 10:04:10 pm »
Your cats will die before you anyway. You won't kill yourself you dumb bitch.

What makes you so sure?


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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #122 on: September 22, 2014, 10:05:10 pm »
My cats would never eat my face even if they were starving, and I wouldn't ever let them starve anyway.  I'd probably email someone right before committing the act and they'd take good care of my cats.

No matter how good you take care of your cats, and how nice they may be, if they were hungry and your corpse was there, they would be eating that shit like fucking fancy feast.
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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #123 on: September 22, 2014, 10:06:54 pm »
Your cats will die before you anyway. You won't kill yourself you dumb bitch.

What makes you so sure?
Do it. Do it right fucking now.

See? No guts no glory.

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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #124 on: September 22, 2014, 10:08:17 pm »
My cats would never eat my face even if they were starving, and I wouldn't ever let them starve anyway.  I'd probably email someone right before committing the act and they'd take good care of my cats.

No matter how good you take care of your cats, and how nice they may be, if they were hungry and your corpse was there, they would be eating that shit like fucking fancy feast.

Uh?  My cats don't eat fancy feast.  They get real food and taurine supplements.  Lightly blended fish and stuff.


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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #125 on: September 22, 2014, 10:09:29 pm »
Uh?  My cats don't eat fancy feast.  They get real food and taurine supplements.  Lightly blended fish and stuff.

Yeah, the fucking brand of cat food that your cats eat was the whole point I was trying to make.

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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #126 on: September 22, 2014, 10:10:15 pm »
Your cats will die before you anyway. You won't kill yourself you dumb bitch.

What makes you so sure?
Do it. Do it right fucking now.

See? No guts no glory.

I'll kill myself when I'm good and fucking ready, if I even want to later on.  But don't think I'm all talk.  I made a very serious attempt previously, and it's kind of a wonder I'm alive now.


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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #127 on: September 22, 2014, 10:12:10 pm »
Uh?  My cats don't eat fancy feast.  They get real food and taurine supplements.  Lightly blended fish and stuff.

Yeah, the fucking brand of cat food that your cats eat was the whole point I was trying to make.

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Well you're just being stupid.  I raised my cats right; they're not like cannibals.  They're graceful and dignified, even in how they eat.


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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #128 on: September 22, 2014, 10:13:04 pm »
Your cats will die before you anyway. You won't kill yourself you dumb bitch.

What makes you so sure?
Do it. Do it right fucking now.

See? No guts no glory.

I'll kill myself when I'm good and fucking ready, if I even want to later on.  But don't think I'm all talk.  I made a very serious attempt previously, and it's kind of a wonder I'm alive now.
Not a wonder, a fucking shame.

I'll pray for your family. RIP.
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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #129 on: September 22, 2014, 10:16:14 pm »
Well you're just being stupid.  I raised my cats right; they're not like cannibals.  They're graceful and dignified, even in how they eat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy fucking shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now this is the most hilarious post I have ever read in my life.  Two in one day.  I love it, I fucking love it.

Ok let me get this straight....HAHAHAHAH sorry I cannot help but laugh my fucking ass off.....CANNIBALS?  hahahahahah oh my fucking god.
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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #130 on: September 22, 2014, 10:19:27 pm »
Cool story, bro.



Thanks for the story, Arnox.  Touching :(

Everyone is sad, I know.  I'm nothing special, and you went through this rough 5 months period when both your brother and mother were a little unwell.  So everyone can, right?  Maybe.  I dunno.

Think about your family or your friends. Anyone who cares about you. You commit suicide, you will tear them apart. They will never be the same again. So remember, if you can't hold on for yourself, you should hold on for the people who care about you.

I wish you hadn't said this piece.  It's too true and I hate it.  I've been affected by suicide in the past and I sort of know what it's like.  Really don't want to do that to anyone else, especially not to my wonderful family that has always been there when I needed them.  But I hurt.  A lot.  And I don't like it here.  And I'm crazy, and unloved, and selfish.  ugh

If I do commit suicide, I'll feel guilty about it.  Maybe the only way to manage it is to forget about the people who love me.

How is your family now?
Hehehe... A little unwell...

They're alright. We're still getting through kind of a tough time right now but it's nowhere near as bad as it once was at least.


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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #131 on: September 22, 2014, 10:46:01 pm »

Uh?  My cats don't eat fancy feast.  They get real food and taurine supplements.  Lightly blended fish and stuff.

Your cats eat better than I do and you're the depressed one?  LOL!
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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #132 on: September 22, 2014, 10:49:18 pm »
Your cats eat better than I do and you're the depressed one?  LOL!



Do I have to start white-knighting again?


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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #133 on: September 22, 2014, 10:51:19 pm »
You're fighting windmills, bro.

Just let it go.
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Re: Suicidal thoughts
« Reply #134 on: September 22, 2014, 10:52:39 pm »
Your cats will die before you anyway. You won't kill yourself you dumb bitch.

What makes you so sure?
Do it. Do it right fucking now.

See? No guts no glory.

I'll kill myself when I'm good and fucking ready, if I even want to later on.  But don't think I'm all talk.  I made a very serious attempt previously, and it's kind of a wondegr I'm alive now.

You should prove all the naysayers wrong and get on with killing yourself in the most gruesome manner possible.  Make sure to post pics