Well you're just being stupid.  I raised my cats right; they're not like cannibals.  They're graceful and dignified, even in how they eat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy fucking shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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this is the most hilarious post I have ever read in my life.  Two in one day.  I love it, I fucking love it.
Ok let me get this straight....HAHAHAHAH sorry I cannot help but laugh my fucking ass off.....CANNIBALS?  hahahahahah oh my fucking god.