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Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: mashleshmash on November 20, 2014, 01:29:46 pm

Title: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 20, 2014, 01:29:46 pm: When I was a young boy, growing up I was baby sitting my neighbor's kid. (This is not a rape story, sorry pedophiles.) I remember the first time I snuck into her (the boy's mothers) room and got a rush of anxiety. This kid was like 3 at the time and I always told him I was going to the bathroom. So it was always very sneaky. Her room had the best smell, very sexual. I remember finding condoms in the drawer and thought about stealing one because I liked jacking off into condoms. I would fumble through her panties drawer and take them to the bathroom to masturbate into.

I remember once I think I smelt and licked a nasty vagina stain on one of her pieces of underwear. I was a devious little runt. That's not all though, no. I found her large pink vibrating dildo. I smelled it.

Pussy juice. I started licking it.

And then stuck it up my little 12 yo asshole. Not for long, I was babysitting after all.

One instance I took her skirt and went into the bathroom and put it on while masturbating. I came so hard.

Totally not gay

This happened over a period of time, many many times did I fumble through that underwear drawer.

Though never getting caught.

Share your stories.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 20, 2014, 01:35:10 pm: Also, masturbate in the same room with my friend to his parent's porno.

It happened a lot.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 20, 2014, 01:40:40 pm: .... AFOAF got a drone and may have spied on his best friend's mum while she was sunbathing, might took pics and jacked off to 'em later. MAYBE. Is very hypothetical.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 20, 2014, 01:43:33 pm: lol that's like butters drone in southpark.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 20, 2014, 01:44:24 pm: Quote from: mashleshmash on November 20, 2014, 01:43:33 pm
lol that's like butters drone in southpark.
I wouldv'e loled as well... But I don't watch South Park.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Lanny on November 20, 2014, 02:11:05 pm: Quote from: mashleshmash on November 20, 2014, 01:29:46 pm
One instance I took her skirt and went into the bathroom and put it on while masturbating. I came so hard.

Totally not gay

Post of the day, put it in the thread and everything

Quote from: mashleshmash on November 20, 2014, 01:35:10 pm
Also, masturbate in the same room with my friend to his parent's porno.

It happened a lot.

I'm always really surprised how common this is. Like I've talked to numerous dudes who have done this. Especially surprising given how adverse most adolescent/teenage boys are to anything that even suggests homosexuality. Guess the wank impulse is just too strong.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 03:05:25 pm: Don't fag this thread up, bro.

Oh welll, fuck it.....
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 20, 2014, 03:06:42 pm: Please contribute.

We've all done something questionably perverted.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Lanny on November 20, 2014, 03:09:13 pm: this one time I...

Spoiler
accessed online ponography
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: constantinople on November 20, 2014, 03:11:47 pm: I'll pray for your souls.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: kroz on November 20, 2014, 03:57:22 pm: i once jerked off on a truck;s windsheild in a parking lot
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: bling bling on November 20, 2014, 03:58:02 pm: took pictures of every single panty and bra
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 03:58:49 pm: Quote from: kroz on November 20, 2014, 03:57:22 pm
i once jerked off on a truck;s windsheild in a parking lot
I know for a fact that this is not the most perverted thing you've done. LOL.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: equanimity on November 20, 2014, 04:00:33 pm: oh man.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Idiosyncrasy on November 20, 2014, 04:02:06 pm: I've done things. Things I don't want to admit here. But at least we're all in it together.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 04:02:53 pm: Quote from: equanimity on November 20, 2014, 04:00:33 pm
oh man.
Haha, Zek that was funny. This is your thread now.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 20, 2014, 04:06:52 pm: There was another time where I started beating off in the high school parking lot in my friends car.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: kroz on November 20, 2014, 05:26:57 pm: and i once filmed my baby mammer , cranberries and I having a threesome once

and another time i accidently date raped myself by trying to get my gf high on ghb, I took some myself but became slightly incapacitated and she ent up eating my ass

and another time when i was working at heb *grocery store in texas for you yanks* I jerked off on the toilet seat and then a coworker came in as i was leaving and sat on it.

and another time, how could i forget jerked off while the SAT's stealthily. I could go on but i better not
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 05:54:31 pm: Quote
and another time i accidently date raped myself by trying to get my gf high on ghb, I took some myself but became slightly incapacitated and she ent up eating my ass
That's my favorite. Haha.

You forgot to say that she was eating your ass while you were throwing up. That gives the whole thing a great reverse Human Centipede vibe.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 07:45:16 pm: When I was 19 or so a girl was giving me head (she had never done it before) and I forced her to deepthroat and convinced her it was the normal way until her sister eventually told her it wasn't. Also came in the same girls mouth while she was passed out from drinking and smoking.

But the most perverted things were done to my first real girlfriend who was 15 at the time. I manipulated her into giving me head every day. Usually multiple times per day but always at least once before bed. She always swallowed and I still like to think about how much cum she must have swallowed over the course of that year. I know she hated it but she did it because of "love". I also got her to use my dick as a pacifier a couple of times when she was very sleepy and would enjoy her mouth all night. I was never able to get her to deepthroat. But at the time I really wanted to fuck her in he ass. She had a very sexy bubble butt and always wore thongs. She refused to do it. A couple times I tried to do it while she was sleeping but she would wake up and refuse. I waited until one night when she was very tired. I stayed awake thinking about it while she fell into a deep sleep on her side facing away from me wearing only a tiny thong. I quietly got some lube out of the drawer I got just for the occasion. Pulled the thong to the side. Lubed up my dick, found her asshole and put the tip of my dick to it. Very slowly started applying more and more pressure while she stayed asleep. Felt her ass slowly opening up and accepting the dick. I must have spent 5 minutes doing this but it felt much longer. Heart was racing. Dick was throbbing. Suddenly the entire head of my dick was engulfed in her asshole and i felt her sphincter tighten very tight around it. It was more than I could handle and I unintentionally came in her ass. It was amazing. She didn't move. I never found out if she woke up and realized her ass was being invaded and clenched, or if it was just a natural tightening after the head passed through the sphincter. After I came I pulled out and fixed her underwear. She never mentioned anything about it. However she did stop wearing thongs to bed every night.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 07:49:26 pm: Nice.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: equanimity on November 20, 2014, 07:54:25 pm: Wow, obbe is a rapist :O

One time I met up with a sadist from fetlife after telling him he could do whatever he wanted to me. He said no eye contact, and had me completely undress. Then he cut my arms up and put out a cigarette on me and just stared without saying a word. It was cold, and I was a bloody mess. After a while he told me to leave.

That was a really wild emotional adventure. Don't recommend it.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 07:57:14 pm: Shit, I need to meet guys like that and give em something really special. Then rob them.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: equanimity on November 20, 2014, 07:58:33 pm: What would you give them?
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 08:00:56 pm: Just a really good time.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: equanimity on November 20, 2014, 08:01:24 pm: ;)
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 08:06:41 pm: Quote from: equanimity on November 20, 2014, 07:54:25 pm
Wow, obbe is a rapist :O

I'm a spiritual guru.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 08:10:17 pm: Quote from: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 08:06:41 pm
Quote from: equanimity on November 20, 2014, 07:54:25 pm
Wow, obbe is a rapist :O

I'm a spiritual guru.
Hahaha... yea. A rapist guru.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Lanny on November 20, 2014, 08:24:52 pm: Quote from: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 08:06:41 pm
Quote from: equanimity on November 20, 2014, 07:54:25 pm
Wow, obbe is a rapist :O

I'm a spiritual guru.

Apparently rape-by-guru is a fairly common thing in India. Kinda like the whole pedo-priest in the west. Then again I think rape by just about anything is comparatively common in india
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Zero on November 20, 2014, 08:51:44 pm: Forced a handicap to wank me off.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 20, 2014, 09:00:43 pm: Quote from: equanimity on November 20, 2014, 07:54:25 pm
Wow, obbe is a rapist :O

One time I met up with a sadist from fetlife after telling him he could do whatever he wanted to me. He said no eye contact, and had me completely undress. Then he cut my arms up and put out a cigarette on me and just stared without saying a word. It was cold, and I was a bloody mess. After a while he told me to leave.

That was a really wild emotional adventure. Don't recommend it.

Hahahahha oh zekky what a weirdo.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Piles of Crack on November 20, 2014, 09:15:37 pm: Was on MDPV and jacked off in front of an open second story window as I peeked out due to paranoia and didnt realize a bunch of 10-13 year old kids saw me
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: max power on November 20, 2014, 10:38:32 pm: Quote from: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 08:06:41 pm
I'm a spiritual guru.

Quoted.

I bet you weren't even joking when you typed this. Just kill yourself. If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in Edmonton I'm going to literally teach you the sacred path of the warrior until you're a pile of bloody, sweaty tears. It will be cathartic. Depends how much energy I have that day though really.

On top I don't even know, it's all relative I'll try to think in sequential order

jerked off in class but apparently it was the thing to do at the time. Didn't bust

Fucked jew friends jew sister a few times. It was pretty sweet tbh. He was fucking furious when he found out but I regret nothing. She was 14 and I was 15. Fucked her 13 year old friend when I was 16. Twas illegal in Canada at the time when the statutory laws were even more liberal than they are now.

Cheated on gf with her friend extensively then one time we were cocaining and went to the aforementioned friends apt at like 9am and she took out all these dildos and we were obv getting ready to have a 3some but then this black guy showed up so I was like "k I'm going home to sleep" since I'd been cocaineing for days. I went home and tried to sleep for like 5 minutes and my gf showed up crying because her friend beat her up and with a broom (which I actually told her to before because I thought she had something to do with me getting robbed, which she actually didn't lol, sry bb) and I consoled her then fucked her while trying not to laugh. Never got to sleep that day which was the most annoying part. ex gf is the worst of the worst but I still think of her sometimes. Ugh.

Got head in the same room as a sleeping infant by the mother of the year. It was my friends baby mama too. I dunno if these are so perverted, more just degenerate and sketchy.

Licked my own cum out of a pussy. Multiple times.

Fucked with the blinds open in the middle of the day in objectively le hood.

God head from a girl then stole a new sword she had because I went through a phase where I really liked swords. Like I said, most if not all of these are degenerate, not perverted.

Actively try to cum in girls eyes whenever they let me bust on their face. Never achieved satisfactory vision impairment. It would genuinely bother me if I didn't eventually damage a girls eyesight with my cum, like direct cornea scratch level.

Cum on girls stomachs/all over so they have to get in the shower and I can fuck them again

I could go on but it'd get too Freudian and I had to delete some stuff. I dunno what to do. I'm gonna fuck a 20 year old tomorrow or the day after and she's likely not as fucked up as me. I doubt she'd even let me spit in her mouth at first. Gross
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 10:49:42 pm: Quote from: max power on November 20, 2014, 10:38:32 pm
I bet you weren't even joking when you typed this. Just kill yourself. If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in Edmonton I'm going to literally teach you the sacred path of the warrior until you're a pile of bloody, sweaty tears. It will be cathartic. Depends how much energy I have that day though really.

That girl moved to Edmonton. I live in Calgary. If I ever meet you I will rape you too.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 10:54:18 pm: Quote from: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 10:49:42 pm
Quote from: max power on November 20, 2014, 10:38:32 pm
I bet you weren't even joking when you typed this. Just kill yourself. If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in Edmonton I'm going to literally teach you the sacred path of the warrior until you're a pile of bloody, sweaty tears. It will be cathartic. Depends how much energy I have that day though really.

That girl moved to Edmonton. I live in Calgary. If I ever meet you I will rape you too.
You guys should meet and fight.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: max power on November 20, 2014, 10:57:27 pm: Quote from: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 10:49:42 pm
Quote from: max power on November 20, 2014, 10:38:32 pm
I bet you weren't even joking when you typed this. Just kill yourself. If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in Edmonton I'm going to literally teach you the sacred path of the warrior until you're a pile of bloody, sweaty tears. It will be cathartic. Depends how much energy I have that day though really.

That girl moved to Edmonton. I live in Calgary. If I ever meet you I will rape you too.

I used to live around 40th North and would pick fights with people in cowboy hats with my roommates. Alberta is a bitch made province that isn't even Canadian. I literally got kicked out of Loco Lou's for knocking peoples drinks on the floor then tried to fight the bouncers. What a faggot ass white privaledged province/city. Loco Lou's is alright though. The back alley and that place with the ships on the sign on 17th are the only decent places
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: max power on November 20, 2014, 10:59:39 pm: The trick to fighting people in Calgary is to go to small, out of the way bars and fight people who talk stupid and slow and don't have an accent. Those are the native Albertans and they genuinely have no idea whatsoever what is going on, ever. Objectively dumber than the most FOB FOBer or FKer
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: max power on November 20, 2014, 11:03:34 pm: I have a buddy I've known since I was a yungsta who lives in Cowtown so it's forseeable I could go there for non business related reasons. If I were to do so I'd be moderately enjoyable to crumple you up and jizz on you like a paper napkin. I don't like Calgary, that just made me hate you more. You constantly smell like diesel and have horribly low IQ's that are absolutely linear
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 20, 2014, 11:11:05 pm: Nothing
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 11:11:59 pm: Quote from: max power on November 20, 2014, 10:57:27 pm
Quote from: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 10:49:42 pm
Quote from: max power on November 20, 2014, 10:38:32 pm
I bet you weren't even joking when you typed this. Just kill yourself. If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in Edmonton I'm going to literally teach you the sacred path of the warrior until you're a pile of bloody, sweaty tears. It will be cathartic. Depends how much energy I have that day though really.

That girl moved to Edmonton. I live in Calgary. If I ever meet you I will rape you too.

I used to live around 40th North and would pick fights with people in cowboy hats with my roommates. Alberta is a bitch made province that isn't even Canadian. I literally got kicked out of Loco Lou's for knocking peoples drinks on the floor then tried to fight the bouncers. What a faggot ass white privaledged province/city. Loco Lou's is alright though. The back alley and that place with the ships on the sign on 17th are the only decent places

You sound pretty dumb. Not surprised you live in Edmonton. I drink at loco lous sometimes. Knocking peoples drinks over is pretty low, man. Not very spiritual of you.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Lanny on November 20, 2014, 11:13:13 pm: Quote from: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 10:54:18 pm
Quote from: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 10:49:42 pm
Quote from: max power on November 20, 2014, 10:38:32 pm
I bet you weren't even joking when you typed this. Just kill yourself. If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in Edmonton I'm going to literally teach you the sacred path of the warrior until you're a pile of bloody, sweaty tears. It will be cathartic. Depends how much energy I have that day though really.

That girl moved to Edmonton. I live in Calgary. If I ever meet you I will rape you too.
You guys should meet and fuck.

FTFY
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: max power on November 20, 2014, 11:15:22 pm: Quote from: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 11:11:59 pm

You sound pretty dumb. Not surprised you live in Edmonton.

What's your IQ?
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 11:19:52 pm: Quote from: max power on November 20, 2014, 11:15:22 pm
Quote from: Obbe on November 20, 2014, 11:11:59 pm

You sound pretty dumb. Not surprised you live in Edmonton.

What's your IQ?

High enough to not live in Edmonton.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Lanny on November 20, 2014, 11:22:57 pm: Oh damn, not even an obbe fan but that was good
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: max power on November 20, 2014, 11:25:07 pm: You are really fucking dumb obbe, just wow

In my city (not edmonton, I have an actual IQ, tyvm) I got kicked out of a club for throwing other peoples drinks at a guy on the dance floor I didn't like, then pushed people down the stairs but got tackled and beat up by the bouncers before I could get to him. Real men pick fights with strangers when they drink you fucking limp wristed faggot. White people from Alberta are the dumbest and most boring Canadians. Objectively dumber than Newfies but no one calls them on it because they don't have their idiosyncrasies and more money. So dumb you literally do not realize how much of a bubble the entire province is. Some soft motherfuckers too. You belong on stage at the french maid wearing a cowboy hat.

Girls from Alberta are extremely stupid too. It speaks volumes about you that you have to literally rape then. I ended up fucking a girl when I was shitfaced because I spit a nursury rhyme inspired freestyle and she was literally wearing fishnets and 19.

You would get eaten alive if you stepped outside your bubble you retarded bitch
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 11:26:17 pm: Quote from: max power on November 20, 2014, 10:38:32 pm
If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in Edmonton
I assume that rules out that he lives there.

You guys should meet in Quebec to throw shit down.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: max power on November 20, 2014, 11:28:57 pm: The best part of Calgary is panarama because you can see how much distance you're putting between you and the city
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: max power on November 20, 2014, 11:33:06 pm: Quote from: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 11:26:17 pm
Quote from: max power on November 20, 2014, 10:38:32 pm
If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in Edmonton
I assume that rules out that he lives there.

You guys should meet in Quebec to throw shit down.

Excellent idea, Quebec is pretty sweet. Can fuck hipster girls and visit strip clubs named after catholic nuns then drink coronas dans le depanneur dans le metro. You can come too.

I bet Obbe is so dumb and Albertan he never unconsciously picked up any conversational french.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 11:37:52 pm: Canada is freaking huge. I don't think I'd spend much time in fake France when real France is just 8 hours away and literally a shithole for most parts.

Like 80% of Canada is Eskimo land. What the fuck is up with that?
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: max power on November 20, 2014, 11:44:10 pm: Quebec isn't really fake France. It's Alabama France, the quebecois style dialect sounds like a hillbilly to Parisians. My uncle is completely bilingual (like most of my family) and lived most of his lyfe in Montreal but married a France frenchie instead of a degenerate quebec french girl. French girls are notorious whores and Quebec is comical, kids are taught to drink at an early age and you can smoke anywhere (I believe this is still the case). It's a good time and although some people are racist towards anglophiles, most don't give a fuck. French peoples social mannerisms are hilarious. They drink pepsi and smoke cigarettes for breakfast. They're basically communists too. Decent folk. France frenchies are up to no good, I dunno, even my aunt seemed a little sketchy the 2 times I met her
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: max power on November 20, 2014, 11:54:41 pm: I made obbe cry and flee this website, my work is done, it's safe to post noe
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: JasonVorhees on November 21, 2014, 12:07:46 am: Edmonton is hurting lol I live just outside that shithole
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obbe on November 21, 2014, 12:10:02 am: Quote from: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 11:26:17 pm
Quote from: max power on November 20, 2014, 10:38:32 pm
If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in Edmonton
I assume that rules out that he lives there.

You guys should meet in Quebec to throw shit down.

My bad.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obbe on November 21, 2014, 12:10:53 am: Quote from: max power on November 20, 2014, 11:54:41 pm
I made obbe cry and flee this website, my work is done, it's safe to post noe

:cosby:
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Goatwhore on November 21, 2014, 12:34:25 am: Literally everyone from Alberta has a low IQ and wears cowboy hats. I moved here from teh lower mainland and am by far the smartest and most civilized individual in the province. Obbe, kill yourself.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obbe on November 21, 2014, 12:37:50 am: Quote from: Goatwhore on November 21, 2014, 12:34:25 am
Literally everyone from Alberta has a low IQ and wears cowboy hats. I moved here from teh lower mainland and am by far the smartest and most civilized individual in the province. Obbe, kill yourself.

You moved here for work didn't you? Why is that? No money back home?
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 21, 2014, 08:23:37 am: Why the fuck is my thread now about Canada?
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Lanny on November 21, 2014, 08:11:51 pm: omg obbe, im going to report you for derailing a billion times, get your posts deleted, and then have myself a nice little cry in B&M about how the mods are so soft on you
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 21, 2014, 08:25:24 pm: Quote from: Lanny on November 21, 2014, 08:11:51 pm
omg obbe, im going to report you for derailing a billion times, get your posts deleted, and then have myself a nice little cry in B&M about how the mods are so soft on you

Heh, this is Obbe: 'please don't derail my vitally important 'living reality' thread because my two-bit dime store philosophizing is soooo important, but I will cosby up everyone else's threads all day long'...
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 21, 2014, 08:27:41 pm: (http://upload.tinychat.com/ssd9/a9de08/cb/jir_doot/tinybltc/11-21-2014.jpg)

back to topic
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obbe on November 21, 2014, 10:55:19 pm: Quote from: starvingniglet on November 21, 2014, 08:25:24 pm
Quote from: Lanny on November 21, 2014, 08:11:51 pm
omg obbe, im going to report you for derailing a billion times, get your posts deleted, and then have myself a nice little cry in B&M about how the mods are so soft on you

Heh, this is Obbe: 'please don't derail my vitally important 'living reality' thread because my two-bit dime store philosophizing is soooo important, but I will cosby up everyone else's threads all day long'...

^ quality posts
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 21, 2014, 11:04:14 pm: Quote from: Obbe on November 21, 2014, 10:55:19 pm
Quote from: starvingniglet on November 21, 2014, 08:25:24 pm
Quote from: Lanny on November 21, 2014, 08:11:51 pm
omg obbe, im going to report you for derailing a billion times, get your posts deleted, and then have myself a nice little cry in B&M about how the mods are so soft on you

Heh, this is Obbe: 'please don't derail my vitally important 'living reality' thread because my two-bit dime store philosophizing is soooo important, but I will cosby up everyone else's threads all day long'...

^ quality posts

yeh, quality posts...and informative too. I mean, anyone who reads this will know exactly what a piece of shit you are.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Obbe on November 21, 2014, 11:11:27 pm: Quote from: starvingniglet on November 21, 2014, 11:04:14 pm
Quote from: Obbe on November 21, 2014, 10:55:19 pm
Quote from: starvingniglet on November 21, 2014, 08:25:24 pm
Quote from: Lanny on November 21, 2014, 08:11:51 pm
omg obbe, im going to report you for derailing a billion times, get your posts deleted, and then have myself a nice little cry in B&M about how the mods are so soft on you

Heh, this is Obbe: 'please don't derail my vitally important 'living reality' thread because my two-bit dime store philosophizing is soooo important, but I will cosby up everyone else's threads all day long'...

^ quality posts

yeh, quality posts...and informative too. I mean, anyone who reads this will know exactly what a piece of shit you are.

On the piece of shit spectrum, I'm confident that everyone who matters would rank me as less of a piece of shit than you, and do you actually think anyone reading this cares what you have to say about anyone? LOL
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 25, 2014, 11:09:13 am: .... Damn I had a really good one.
*5 mins later*
Ah yes! After the aforementioned 'drone' event, I used a combination of hypnosis and subliminal messages to make this bitch from the cheerleading team... My bitch. Had her eating one of her other friends 'out' and I didn't lay a finger on them... Or a dick... I did however, masturbate and came on thier faces!
Toootaly happened. Just like that.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: GatewayX on November 25, 2014, 11:27:04 am: One weekend my sisters hot friend came for a sleepover...when they went out i went to her room and sniffed her panties and masturbated to it too.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 25, 2014, 05:28:09 pm: Quote from: BallsDeep69 on November 25, 2014, 11:09:13 am
.... Damn I had a really good one.
*5 mins later*
Ah yes! After the aforementioned 'drone' event, I used a combination of hypnosis and subliminal messages to make this bitch from the cheerleading team... My bitch. Had her eating one of her other friends 'out' and I didn't lay a finger on them... Or a dick... I did however, masturbate and came on thier faces!
Toootaly happened. Just like that.

I don't believe you.

Gateway, I've done that like twice. I was at my friends house for something once while no one was there and I went into his older sister's old room...tons of thongs...

And another time in my friend's bathroom I saw his little sisters panties so I got a good wiff of those.

*furiously masturbating*
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 25, 2014, 05:46:57 pm: exchanging butt massages with my male cousin at age 8 or 9
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 25, 2014, 07:32:53 pm: Yo I got another one

My female cousin (cause i'm not homo dawg) initiated the showing of eachother's genitals. It never transpired. and I don't wish it to because she ugly.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Prometheus on November 26, 2014, 04:27:11 am: I was on an overnight class trip, and since I was the only guy, I got my own room. A bunch of the girls stole the bra of the girl I'd been fooling around with, who was also on the trip, and put it under my pillow. I jerked off in it, and returned it to the girls' room. They all thought it was the greatest/funniest thing ever.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 26, 2014, 05:42:17 am: Quote from: mashleshmash on November 25, 2014, 05:28:09 pm
Quote from: BallsDeep69 on November 25, 2014, 11:09:13 am
.... Damn I had a really good one.
*5 mins later*
Ah yes! After the aforementioned 'drone' event, I used a combination of hypnosis and subliminal messages to make this bitch from the cheerleading team... My bitch. Had her eating one of her other friends 'out' and I didn't lay a finger on them... Or a dick... I did however, masturbate and came on thier faces!
Toootaly happened. Just like that.

I don't believe you.

Gateway, I've done that like twice. I was at my friends house for something once while no one was there and I went into his older sister's old room...tons of thongs...

And another time in my friend's bathroom I saw his little sisters panties so I got a good wiff of those.

*furiously masturbating*
It happened. But conveniently, no one saw.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Bewbees on November 26, 2014, 08:30:29 am: i was fucking this chick when her dog started eating out my ass, felt great until the cat joined him.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 27, 2014, 04:38:12 am: I was jacking off with this fat dude on omegle yesterday, going MMMMMHM HOT it was probably the gayest thing I've done in awhile. I couldn't even cum to his fat ass so I left very unsatisfied.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: JasonVorhees on November 27, 2014, 04:39:52 am: touching myself while checking out hot girls
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: Gollumkip on November 29, 2014, 06:02:14 am: I molested my sister over a period of several months then drowned her in the bathtub. R.I.P. annabelle 2000-2002
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: SlayerJ27 on December 11, 2014, 09:47:28 am: Quote from: Gollumkip on November 29, 2014, 06:02:14 am
I molested my sister over a period of several months then drowned her in the bathtub. R.I.P. annabelle 2000-2002

Piss off virgin.
Title: Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Post by: mashleshmash on December 11, 2014, 10:01:47 pm: Quote from: mashleshmash on November 27, 2014, 04:38:12 am
I was jacking off with this fat dude on omegle yesterday, going MMMMMHM HOT it was probably the gayest thing I've done in awhile. I couldn't even cum to his fat ass so I left very unsatisfied.

I'm glad people enjoyed this.