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What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:29:46 pm »
When I was a young boy, growing up I was baby sitting my neighbor's kid.  (This is not a rape story, sorry pedophiles.)  I remember the first time I snuck into her (the boy's mothers) room and got a rush of anxiety.  This kid was like 3 at the time and I always told him I was going to the bathroom.  So it was always very sneaky.  Her room had the best smell, very sexual.  I remember finding condoms in the drawer and thought about stealing one because I liked jacking off into condoms.  I would fumble through her panties drawer and take them to the bathroom to masturbate into.

I remember once I think I smelt and licked a nasty vagina stain on one of her pieces of underwear.  I was a devious little runt.  That's not all though, no.  I found her large pink vibrating dildo.  I smelled it.


Pussy juice.  I started licking it.

And then stuck it up my little 12 yo asshole.  Not for long, I was babysitting after all. 

One instance I took her skirt and went into the bathroom and put it on while masturbating.  I came so hard.

Totally not gay

This happened over a period of time, many many times did I fumble through that underwear drawer. 

Though never getting caught.


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« Last Edit: November 20, 2014, 01:32:35 pm by mashleshmash »
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2014, 01:35:10 pm »
Also, masturbate in the same room with my friend to his parent's porno.


It happened a lot.
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2014, 01:40:40 pm »
.... AFOAF got a drone and may have spied on his best friend's mum while she was sunbathing, might took pics and jacked off to 'em later. MAYBE. Is very hypothetical.
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2014, 01:43:33 pm »
lol that's like butters drone in southpark.
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2014, 01:44:24 pm »
lol that's like butters drone in southpark.
I wouldv'e loled as well... But I don't watch South Park.
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2014, 02:11:05 pm »
One instance I took her skirt and went into the bathroom and put it on while masturbating.  I came so hard.

Totally not gay

Post of the day, put it in the thread and everything

Also, masturbate in the same room with my friend to his parent's porno.


It happened a lot.

I'm always really surprised how common this is. Like I've talked to numerous dudes who have done this. Especially surprising given how adverse most adolescent/teenage boys are to anything that even suggests homosexuality. Guess the wank impulse is just too strong.

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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2014, 03:05:25 pm »
Don't fag this thread up, bro.

Oh welll, fuck it.....
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2014, 03:06:42 pm »
Please contribute. 

We've all done something questionably perverted.
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2014, 03:09:13 pm »
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2014, 03:11:47 pm »
I'll pray for your souls.
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2014, 03:57:22 pm »
i once jerked off on a truck;s windsheild in a parking lot
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2014, 03:58:02 pm »
took pictures of every single panty and bra

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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2014, 03:58:49 pm »
i once jerked off on a truck;s windsheild in a parking lot
I know for a fact that this is not the most perverted thing you've done. LOL.
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2014, 04:00:33 pm »
oh man.


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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2014, 04:02:06 pm »
I've done things.  Things I don't want to admit here.  But at least we're all in it together.