What's the most perverted thing you've done?

[Obvious Alt]

oh man.

Haha, Zek that was funny. This is your thread now.

[mashleshmash]

There was another time where I started beating off in the high school parking lot in my friends car.

[kroz]

and i once filmed my baby mammer , cranberries and I having a threesome once

and another time i accidently date raped myself by trying to get my gf high on ghb, I took some myself but became slightly incapacitated and she ent up eating my ass

and another time when i was working at heb *grocery store in texas for you yanks* I jerked off on the toilet seat and then a coworker came in as i was leaving and sat on it.

and another time, how could i forget jerked off while the SAT's stealthily. I could go on but i better not

[Obvious Alt]

and another time i accidently date raped myself by trying to get my gf high on ghb, I took some myself but became slightly incapacitated and she ent up eating my ass

That's my favorite. Haha.

You forgot to say that she was eating your ass while you were throwing up. That gives the whole thing a great reverse Human Centipede vibe.

[Obbe]

When I was 19 or so a girl was giving me head (she had never done it before) and I forced her to deepthroat and convinced her it was the normal way until her sister eventually told her it wasn't.   Also came in the same girls mouth while she was passed out from drinking and smoking.

But the most perverted things were done to my first real girlfriend who was 15 at the time.  I manipulated her into giving me head every day.  Usually multiple times per day but always at least once before bed.  She always swallowed and I still like to think about how much cum she must have swallowed over the course of that year.  I know she hated it but she did it because of "love".  I also got her to use my dick as a pacifier a couple of times when she was very sleepy and would enjoy her mouth all night.  I was never able to get her to deepthroat.  But at the time I really wanted to fuck her in he ass.  She had a very sexy bubble butt and always wore thongs.  She refused to do it.  A couple times I tried to do it while she was sleeping but she would wake up and refuse.   I waited until one night when she was very tired.  I stayed awake thinking about it while she fell into a deep sleep on her side facing away from me wearing only a tiny thong.  I quietly got some lube out of the drawer I got just for the occasion.   Pulled the thong to the side.  Lubed up my dick,  found her asshole and put the tip of my dick to it.  Very slowly started applying more and more pressure while she stayed asleep. Felt her ass slowly opening up and accepting the dick.  I must have spent 5 minutes doing this but it felt much longer.  Heart was racing.  Dick was throbbing.   Suddenly the entire head of my dick was engulfed in her asshole and i felt her sphincter tighten very tight around it.  It was more than I  could handle and I unintentionally came in her ass.   It was amazing. She didn't move.  I never found out if she woke up and realized her ass was being invaded and clenched,  or if it was just a natural tightening after the head passed through the sphincter. After I came I pulled out and fixed her underwear.   She never mentioned anything about it.  However she did stop wearing thongs to bed every night.

[Obvious Alt]

Nice.

[equanimity]

Wow, obbe is a rapist :O

One time I met up with a sadist from fetlife after telling him he could do whatever he wanted to me.  He said no eye contact, and had me completely undress.  Then he cut my arms up and put out a cigarette on me and just stared without saying a word.  It was cold, and I was a bloody mess.  After a while he told me to leave.

That was a really wild emotional adventure.  Don't recommend it.

[Obvious Alt]

Shit, I need to meet guys like that and give em something really special. Then rob them.

[equanimity]

What would you give them?

[Obvious Alt]

Just a really good time.

[equanimity]

[Obbe]

Wow, obbe is a rapist :O

I'm a spiritual guru.

[Obvious Alt]

Wow, obbe is a rapist :O

I'm a spiritual guru.

Hahaha... yea. A rapist guru.

[Lanny]

Wow, obbe is a rapist :O

I'm a spiritual guru.

Apparently rape-by-guru is a fairly common thing in India. Kinda like the whole pedo-priest in the west. Then again I think rape by just about anything is comparatively common in india

[Zero]

Forced a handicap to wank me off.