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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #45 on: November 20, 2014, 11:26:17 pm »
If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in Edmonton
I assume that rules out that he lives there.

You guys should meet in Quebec to throw shit down.
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #46 on: November 20, 2014, 11:28:57 pm »
The best part of Calgary is panarama because you can see how much distance you're putting between you and the city

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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #47 on: November 20, 2014, 11:33:06 pm »
If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in Edmonton
I assume that rules out that he lives there.

You guys should meet in Quebec to throw shit down.

Excellent idea, Quebec is pretty sweet. Can fuck hipster girls and visit strip clubs named after catholic nuns then drink coronas dans le depanneur dans le metro. You can come too.

I bet Obbe is so dumb and Albertan he never unconsciously picked up any conversational french.

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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #48 on: November 20, 2014, 11:37:52 pm »
Canada is freaking huge. I don't think I'd spend much time in fake France when real France is just 8 hours away and literally a shithole for most parts.

Like 80% of Canada is Eskimo land. What the fuck is up with that?
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #49 on: November 20, 2014, 11:44:10 pm »
Quebec isn't really fake France. It's Alabama France, the quebecois style dialect sounds like a hillbilly to Parisians. My uncle is completely bilingual (like most of my family) and lived most of his lyfe in Montreal but married a France frenchie instead of a degenerate quebec french girl. French girls are notorious whores and Quebec is comical, kids are taught to drink at an early age and you can smoke anywhere (I believe this is still the case). It's a good time and although some people are racist towards anglophiles, most don't give a fuck. French peoples social mannerisms are hilarious. They drink pepsi and smoke cigarettes for breakfast. They're basically communists too. Decent folk. France frenchies are up to no good, I dunno, even my aunt seemed a little sketchy the 2 times I met her

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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #50 on: November 20, 2014, 11:54:41 pm »
I made obbe cry and flee this website, my work is done, it's safe to post noe

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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #51 on: November 21, 2014, 12:07:46 am »
Edmonton is hurting lol I live just outside that shithole

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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #52 on: November 21, 2014, 12:10:02 am »
If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in Edmonton
I assume that rules out that he lives there.

You guys should meet in Quebec to throw shit down.

My bad.
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #53 on: November 21, 2014, 12:10:53 am »
I made obbe cry and flee this website, my work is done, it's safe to post noe

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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #54 on: November 21, 2014, 12:34:25 am »
Literally everyone from Alberta has a low IQ and wears cowboy hats. I moved here from teh lower mainland and am by far the smartest and most civilized individual in the province. Obbe, kill yourself.
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #55 on: November 21, 2014, 12:37:50 am »
Literally everyone from Alberta has a low IQ and wears cowboy hats. I moved here from teh lower mainland and am by far the smartest and most civilized individual in the province. Obbe, kill yourself.

You moved here for work didn't you?  Why is that?  No money back home?
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #56 on: November 21, 2014, 08:23:37 am »
Why the fuck is my thread now about Canada?
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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #57 on: November 21, 2014, 08:11:51 pm »
omg obbe, im going to report you for derailing a billion times, get your posts deleted, and then have myself a nice little cry in B&M about how the mods are so soft on you

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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #58 on: November 21, 2014, 08:25:24 pm »
omg obbe, im going to report you for derailing a billion times, get your posts deleted, and then have myself a nice little cry in B&M about how the mods are so soft on you

Heh, this is Obbe: 'please don't derail my vitally important 'living reality' thread because my two-bit dime store philosophizing is soooo important, but I will cosby up everyone else's threads all day long'...

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Re: What's the most perverted thing you've done?
« Reply #59 on: November 21, 2014, 08:27:41 pm »



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