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Ego => Bitch & Moan => Topic started by: Slave of the Beast on September 10, 2014, 06:42:20 pm
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Abdominal pain. Feels like a pulled muscle, but digestion, or rather having a meal bloating my stomach, hurts like a fucker. If it is muscular I've no idea how it happened. Nearly cried taking a piss this morning because any muscular contraction cramped me up. Just sat there slumped on the bowl with piss slowly dribbling out of my cock. Should be at least another 40 years before that happens. Then I farted. Loud, explosive and producing a small amount of golden-coloured jelly. I'm not a bee, it wasn't honey and Lord, I've shat tree-logs that have caused less pain. Fuck, if I'm not feeling much better by tomorrow I'm taking myself off to the doctor.
And no, I haven't been having ulcer-inducing violent buttsex.
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Abdominal pain. Feels like a pulled muscle, but digestion, or rather having a meal bloating my stomach, hurts like a fucker. If it is muscular I've no idea how it happened. Nearly cried taking a piss this morning because any muscular contraction cramped me up. Just sat there slumped on the bowl with piss slowly dribbling out of my cock. Should be at least another 40 years before that happens. Then I farted. Loud, explosive and producing a small amount of golden-coloured jelly. I'm not a bee, it wasn't honey and Lord, I've shat tree-logs that have caused less pain. Fuck, if I'm not feeling much better by tomorrow I'm taking myself off to the doctor.
And no, I haven't been having ulcer-inducing violent buttsex.
Jesus, man. That sounds awful. Is your stomach rigid? Does it hurt if you apply pressure on it? If so, where?
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Abdominal pain. Feels like a pulled muscle, but digestion, or rather having a meal bloating my stomach, hurts like a fucker. If it is muscular I've no idea how it happened. Nearly cried taking a piss this morning because any muscular contraction cramped me up. Just sat there slumped on the bowl with piss slowly dribbling out of my cock. Should be at least another 40 years before that happens. Then I farted. Loud, explosive and producing a small amount of golden-coloured jelly. I'm not a bee, it wasn't honey and Lord, I've shat tree-logs that have caused less pain. Fuck, if I'm not feeling much better by tomorrow I'm taking myself off to the doctor.
And no, I haven't been having ulcer-inducing violent buttsex.
Drug use?
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Jesus, man. That sounds awful. Is your stomach rigid? Does it hurt if you apply pressure on it? If so, where?
No my stomach isn't rigid. One specific point on my lower abdomen is painful to touch, very painful to stretch. Except I have to apply pressure there during bowel movements - if I do nothing to counteract the intra-abdominal pressure of pushing down, even gently, it's just too uncomfortable.
May as well put a sticker on my side saying 'Press here to shit'.
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Blunderstar, get out of my thread you kiddie-fiddling cunt and take that nasty shit with you.
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What side of your abdomen? If on the right, it could be a kidney stone. Sounds strange, but because you have blockage you end up having a buildup/pressure down and could be pushing into your stomach or intestines.
Anything different/weird you ate recently?
Hope you get better soon, Slave. You are one of the great ones around here, and of all the posters that deserve to be suffering this kind of issue, you certainly don't. :(
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Drug use?
No drugs.
What side of your abdomen? If on the right, it could be a kidney stone. Sounds strange, but because you have blockage you end up having a buildup/pressure down and could be pushing into your stomach or intestines.
Anything different/weird you ate recently?
Hope you get better soon, Slave. You are one of the great ones around here, and of all the posters that deserve to be suffering this kind of issue, you certainly don't. :(
Left hand side, no consumption of unusual foodstuffs. Sat here with occasional waves of pain spreading across my belly then I get hit with a screen full of child rape. This hasn't been a good evening.
That aside, thank you for the support DaGuru.
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dude that SUCKS, Slave go to the doctors right away. i want to say it sounds like H. Pylori, which is what my mom and a friend has had. my mom has had it for years and had no idea until she finally ran through shit tons of tests, scans, endoscopy, and colonoscopy. it hurt when someone touched her stomach, she couldn't poop, her stomach hurt so bad she could never sleep. she could never pee right, although i don't think this was so much from h. pylori, but a minor kidney stone she had. also, yeah, she always felt liek she was bloated. always. even when she hardly ate.
does it hurt more when you eat raw vegetables? b/c that's when it hurt my ma the most.
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Just showed the wife your posts who is a medical assistant.....her guess is gall stones/gall bladder issues. She says get to the doc pronto, and good luck!
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Cheers DaGuru, if I'm not feeling any better by tomorrow morning I'll head straight to the doc'.
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either you need to use smaller dildos or the last time you used one you broke your prostate.
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either you need to use smaller dildos or the last time you used one you broke your prostate.
I'll be sure to mention your suggestions to the doctor.
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I had kidney stones a couple times. Sounds somewhat similar.
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either you need to use smaller dildos or the last time you used one you broke your prostate.
I'll be sure to mention your suggestions to the doctor.
where do you live? i wouldnt mind taking a look for you
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That's what you get for not picking up a dictionary.
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Yeah, man - I hope you feel better ASAP. Please let us know what the diagnosis is (if you don't mind) because, I'm quite curious. Here's to hoping for a speedy recovery all the same, though.
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Get well please, Slave :(
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Look at how mad this faggot is.
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Dribbling piss sounds like prostate issues but I don't know how that would correlate with the ass jelly, I know sometimes enlarged prostates can have an impact on the rectum when it gets a certain size. Other then that it sounds like you might have bowel issues if your squirting mucus out your ass, mucous is mostly a benign symptom and is usually just a sign that your bowels are just trying to help repair something or ease constipation. Is there blood in your shit?
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Can we get an update, Slave of the Beast?? Kinda worried about you, brother.
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well normally i'd 'prescribe' pure heroin w/saline delivered via gravity drip for portability (just wheel around the entire IV apparatus, octopus wheels, stand, bag, dope, everything).
a y-set or simple IV push to guard against infection...
however with your described stomach problems, diacetylmorphine and antibiotics may prove troublesome.
did you used to or still drink a lot of alcohol, or anything else that could prove irritating to the stomach?
u just need to go to 2 doctors, and see if they concur on a diagnosis/treatment, if not go to a 3rd doc
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I had kidney stones a couple times. Sounds somewhat similar.
Isn't kidney stone pain way more acute?? Mine about brought me to my knees when it actually hit and def not something I would want to apply additional pressure to for any reason.
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I had kidney stones a couple times. Sounds somewhat similar.
Isn't kidney stone pain way more acute?? Mine about brought me to my knees when it actually hit and def not something I would want to apply additional pressure to for any reason.
Yeah you're right
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well normally i'd 'prescribe' pure heroin w/saline delivered via gravity drip for portability (just wheel around the entire IV apparatus, octopus wheels, stand, bag, dope, everything).
a y-set or simple IV push to guard against infection...
however with your described stomach problems, diacetylmorphine and antibiotics may prove troublesome.
did you used to or still drink a lot of alcohol, or anything else that could prove irritating to the stomach?
u just need to go to 2 doctors, and see if they concur on a diagnosis/treatment, if not go to a 3rd doc
who the fuck is this guy?
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Bump.
Spent two days in hospital. Prodded and poked by 5 different doctors. Theories included inflamed lymph nodes, inflamed bowel and a hernia. Bloods (CRP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-reactive_protein) count was high), X ray and ultrasound taken. Apart from discounting kidney or gall bladder stones and establishing that there was a problem of some sort, the tests proved inconclusive. Pain subsided after a few days; now just a twinge when I move in certain ways. The last Doctor said she suspects, but couldn't prove without a CT scan1, that it's a very small hernia that the ultrasound didn't pick up and if the symptoms return then they'll do a CT scan. If that still doesn't show anything up then they'll consider exploratory surgery. Joy.
She said in 30% of cases who present abdominal pain the cause remains undiagnosed! They simply call it 'non-specific abdominal pain'. Well whatever the fuck it was I hope it doesn't happen again.
1) Which would have been "overkill", i.e. 'Are you dying? No? Good, because that's an expensive piece of kit to use'.
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Dribbling piss sounds like prostate issues but I don't know how that would correlate with the ass jelly, I know sometimes enlarged prostates can have an impact on the rectum when it gets a certain size. Other then that it sounds like you might have bowel issues if your squirting mucus out your ass, mucous is mostly a benign symptom and is usually just a sign that your bowels are just trying to help repair something or ease constipation. Is there blood in your shit?
prostate issues can cause it. same principle as puking too much and running out of stuff to puke. when you try to shit too hard and you shit everything out, theres nothing left but goo
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Bump.
Spent two days in hospital. Prodded and poked by 5 different doctors. Theories included inflamed lymph nodes, inflamed bowel and a hernia. Bloods (CRP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-reactive_protein) count was high), X ray and ultrasound taken. Apart from discounting kidney or gall bladder stones and establishing that there was a problem of some sort, the tests proved inconclusive. Pain subsided after a few days; now just a twinge when I move in certain ways. The last Doctor said she suspects, but couldn't prove without a CT scan1, that it's a very small hernia that the ultrasound didn't pick up and if the symptoms return then they'll do a CT scan. If that still doesn't show anything up then they'll consider exploratory surgery. Joy.
She said in 30% of cases who present abdominal pain the cause remains undiagnosed! They simply call it 'non-specific abdominal pain'. Well whatever the fuck it was I hope it doesn't happen again.
1) Which would have been "overkill", i.e. 'Are you dying? No? Good, because that's an expensive piece of kit to use'.
Do you have healthcare?
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Bump.
Spent two days in hospital. Prodded and poked by 5 different doctors. Theories included inflamed lymph nodes, inflamed bowel and a hernia. Bloods (CRP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-reactive_protein) count was high), X ray and ultrasound taken. Apart from discounting kidney or gall bladder stones and establishing that there was a problem of some sort, the tests proved inconclusive. Pain subsided after a few days; now just a twinge when I move in certain ways. The last Doctor said she suspects, but couldn't prove without a CT scan1, that it's a very small hernia that the ultrasound didn't pick up and if the symptoms return then they'll do a CT scan. If that still doesn't show anything up then they'll consider exploratory surgery. Joy.
She said in 30% of cases who present abdominal pain the cause remains undiagnosed! They simply call it 'non-specific abdominal pain'. Well whatever the fuck it was I hope it doesn't happen again.
1) Which would have been "overkill", i.e. 'Are you dying? No? Good, because that's an expensive piece of kit to use'.
does anything happen to cause it? what about ejaculating? squeezing too hard or for too long when youre trying to take a dump?
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Good luck, man.
I had an "exploratory surgery" in my dick. It was not so good.
Get well soon.
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Bump.
Spent two days in hospital. Prodded and poked by 5 different doctors. Theories included inflamed lymph nodes, inflamed bowel and a hernia. Bloods (CRP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-reactive_protein) count was high), X ray and ultrasound taken. Apart from discounting kidney or gall bladder stones and establishing that there was a problem of some sort, the tests proved inconclusive. Pain subsided after a few days; now just a twinge when I move in certain ways. The last Doctor said she suspects, but couldn't prove without a CT scan1, that it's a very small hernia that the ultrasound didn't pick up and if the symptoms return then they'll do a CT scan. If that still doesn't show anything up then they'll consider exploratory surgery. Joy.
She said in 30% of cases who present abdominal pain the cause remains undiagnosed! They simply call it 'non-specific abdominal pain'. Well whatever the fuck it was I hope it doesn't happen again.
1) Which would have been "overkill", i.e. 'Are you dying? No? Good, because that's an expensive piece of kit to use'.
Do you have healthcare?
No. I use the NHS.
*waits for Americans to pile in on the evils of 'communist' health systems*
Bump.
Spent two days in hospital. Prodded and poked by 5 different doctors. Theories included inflamed lymph nodes, inflamed bowel and a hernia. Bloods (CRP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-reactive_protein) count was high), X ray and ultrasound taken. Apart from discounting kidney or gall bladder stones and establishing that there was a problem of some sort, the tests proved inconclusive. Pain subsided after a few days; now just a twinge when I move in certain ways. The last Doctor said she suspects, but couldn't prove without a CT scan1, that it's a very small hernia that the ultrasound didn't pick up and if the symptoms return then they'll do a CT scan. If that still doesn't show anything up then they'll consider exploratory surgery. Joy.
She said in 30% of cases who present abdominal pain the cause remains undiagnosed! They simply call it 'non-specific abdominal pain'. Well whatever the fuck it was I hope it doesn't happen again.
1) Which would have been "overkill", i.e. 'Are you dying? No? Good, because that's an expensive piece of kit to use'.
does anything happen to cause it? what about ejaculating? squeezing too hard or for too long when youre trying to take a dump?
Taking a shit can be slightly uncomfortable, but far less so than it did a week ago. As to what originally caused it, damned if I know. The pain initially occured whilst sitting on my arse posting here.
And no, I wasn't shitting myself at the time...
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keep an eye out to see if ejaculation causes it or any particular position youre in
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Good luck, man.
I had an "exploratory surgery" in my dick. It was not so good.
Get well soon.
I hope that statement just leads into a circumcision joke. :o
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Good luck, man.
I had an "exploratory surgery" in my dick. It was not so good.
Get well soon.
I hope that statement just leads into a circumcision joke. :o
No.... :'(
Check this out.
http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=671.msg15185#msg15185
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I have regular cystoscopes. That's when they probe a camera down ur dick hole.
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Good luck, man.
I had an "exploratory surgery" in my dick. It was not so good.
Get well soon.
I hope that statement just leads into a circumcision joke. :o
No.... :'(
Check this out.
http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=671.msg15185#msg15185
Thank Christ I don't have a kidney stone!
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Not to piss on your parade but I've been to the hospital with intense pain. They couldn't find shit, sent me home and it went away. Fast forward two weeks - laser up my dick.
I wish you the best, man. Human bodies suck.
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The only reason they can't find anything is they're all incompetent. Shameless incompetence is prevalent and the overriding factor in health and medicine today. The majority of them actually got their paperwork out of a CrackerJack box. You'd be better off to just stay at home than waste any time and risk handing yourself off to the literal chimps that have infested our health system.
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Yea dude, just stay at home with renal failure. I mean, pffft.....
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Yea dude, just stay at home with renal failure. I mean, pffft.....
May as well. It turns out to the exact same thing.
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Glad to finally see you back Slave, been waiting to see this thread bumped ever since we heard from you last time.
Did they tell you how invasive the procedure would be, if they do have to go with exploratory surgery? Speaking from experience, getting cut at the core can be a pretty nasty recovery period...obviously depending on how bad the surgery really is. A few years ago I had a foot of my colon removed because my diverticulitis was so bad, and I wasn't back to my old self fully mobile like normal until somewhere around 4-6 months later. I think it took me almost a month just to lift a gallon of milk without discomfort, it really is amazing the muscles you use in your abdomen even for the most mundane shit.
If they do recommend surgery, better ask the doc how laid up you'll be and how long it will effect your work and home life. It ain't fun in the least.
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TJI: Slave's alien anal implant was acting up and now that an adjustment from the mother ship has it back on track he will be right as rain. Whatever that means.
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What side of your abdomen? If on the right, it could be a kidney stone. Sounds strange, but because you have blockage you end up having a buildup/pressure down and could be pushing into your stomach or intestines.
Anything different/weird you ate recently?
Hope you get better soon, Slave. You are one of the great ones around here, and of all the posters that deserve to be suffering this kind of issue, you certainly don't. :(
Doesn't hurt your back to kiss your own ass so much?
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Doesn't hurt your back to kiss your own ass so much?
So, besides following spectral/daguru around, are you going to contribute anything to this place? Even the most hated person here, psychomanthis, at least posts something useful once in a while
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quit yer bitchin' & moanin' -- 'ya bitchin' & moaner.
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quit yer bitchin' & moanin' -- 'ya bitchin' & moaner.
Fucking this guy coming in here and telling me what to do. Mind your own posts, fuckface, I am just asking the guy a question..
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Slave, what is the status of your medical issues? How's things treating ya?
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After 10 minutes of punching your symptoms into WebMD's symptom checker, I've concluded that you suffer from IBS. My prescription for you is cigarrettes
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From your description Slave it sounds like a hernia may also be a solid possibility. They can become just as serious as appendicitis. Endoscopy time.
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Slave, what is the status of your medical issues? How's things treating ya?
Thanks for asking. I'm now fine, or rather the pain has completely gone.
From your description Slave it sounds like a hernia may also be a solid possibility. They can become just as serious as appendicitis. Endoscopy time.
One of the medical team did say she suspected a very small hernia that may not cause me trouble again. If I experience similiar symptoms then I'll consider an endoscopy, but in the meantime the TV crew will not be going potholing for the sake of it.