I'm in pain.

[Slave of the Beast]

Abdominal pain. Feels like a pulled muscle, but digestion, or rather having a meal bloating my stomach, hurts like a fucker. If it is muscular I've no idea how it happened. Nearly cried taking a piss this morning because any muscular contraction cramped me up. Just sat there slumped on the bowl with piss slowly dribbling out of my cock. Should be at least another 40 years before that happens. Then I farted. Loud, explosive and producing a small amount of golden-coloured jelly. I'm not a bee, it wasn't honey and Lord, I've shat tree-logs that have caused less pain. Fuck, if I'm not feeling much better by tomorrow I'm taking myself off to the doctor.

And no, I haven't been having ulcer-inducing violent buttsex.

[Proots]

Abdominal pain. Feels like a pulled muscle, but digestion, or rather having a meal bloating my stomach, hurts like a fucker. If it is muscular I've no idea how it happened. Nearly cried taking a piss this morning because any muscular contraction cramped me up. Just sat there slumped on the bowl with piss slowly dribbling out of my cock. Should be at least another 40 years before that happens. Then I farted. Loud, explosive and producing a small amount of golden-coloured jelly. I'm not a bee, it wasn't honey and Lord, I've shat tree-logs that have caused less pain. Fuck, if I'm not feeling much better by tomorrow I'm taking myself off to the doctor.

And no, I haven't been having ulcer-inducing violent buttsex.

Jesus, man. That sounds awful. Is your stomach rigid? Does it hurt if you apply pressure on it? If so, where?

[millionsofdeadcats]

Abdominal pain. Feels like a pulled muscle, but digestion, or rather having a meal bloating my stomach, hurts like a fucker. If it is muscular I've no idea how it happened. Nearly cried taking a piss this morning because any muscular contraction cramped me up. Just sat there slumped on the bowl with piss slowly dribbling out of my cock. Should be at least another 40 years before that happens. Then I farted. Loud, explosive and producing a small amount of golden-coloured jelly. I'm not a bee, it wasn't honey and Lord, I've shat tree-logs that have caused less pain. Fuck, if I'm not feeling much better by tomorrow I'm taking myself off to the doctor.

And no, I haven't been having ulcer-inducing violent buttsex.

Drug use?

[Slave of the Beast]

Jesus, man. That sounds awful. Is your stomach rigid? Does it hurt if you apply pressure on it? If so, where?

No my stomach isn't rigid. One specific point on my lower abdomen is painful to touch, very painful to stretch. Except I have to apply pressure there during bowel movements - if I do nothing to counteract the intra-abdominal pressure of pushing down, even gently, it's just too uncomfortable.

May as well put a sticker on my side saying 'Press here to shit'.

[Slave of the Beast]

Blunderstar, get out of my thread you kiddie-fiddling cunt and take that nasty shit with you.

[DaGuru]

What side of your abdomen? If on the right, it could be a kidney stone. Sounds strange, but because you have blockage you end up having a buildup/pressure down and could be pushing into your stomach or intestines.

Anything different/weird you ate recently?

Hope you get better soon, Slave. You are one of the great ones around here, and of all the posters that deserve to be suffering this kind of issue, you certainly don't. 

[Slave of the Beast]

Drug use?

No drugs.

What side of your abdomen? If on the right, it could be a kidney stone. Sounds strange, but because you have blockage you end up having a buildup/pressure down and could be pushing into your stomach or intestines.

Anything different/weird you ate recently?

Hope you get better soon, Slave. You are one of the great ones around here, and of all the posters that deserve to be suffering this kind of issue, you certainly don't. 

Left hand side, no consumption of unusual foodstuffs. Sat here with occasional waves of pain spreading across my belly then I get hit with a screen full of child rape. This hasn't been a good evening.

That aside, thank you for the support DaGuru.

[jerome]

dude that SUCKS, Slave go to the doctors right away. i want to say it sounds like H. Pylori, which is what my mom and a friend has had. my mom has had it for years and had no idea until she finally ran through shit tons of tests, scans, endoscopy, and colonoscopy. it hurt when someone touched her stomach, she couldn't poop, her stomach hurt so bad she could never sleep. she could never pee right, although i don't think this was so much from h. pylori, but a minor kidney stone she had. also, yeah, she always felt liek she was bloated. always. even when she hardly ate.

does it hurt more when you eat raw vegetables? b/c that's when it hurt my ma the most.

[DaGuru]

Just showed the wife your posts who is a medical assistant.....her guess is gall stones/gall bladder issues. She says get to the doc pronto, and good luck!

[Slave of the Beast]

Cheers DaGuru, if I'm not feeling any better by tomorrow morning I'll head straight to the doc'.

[Infinityshock]

either you need to use smaller dildos or the last time you used one you broke your prostate.

[Slave of the Beast]

either you need to use smaller dildos or the last time you used one you broke your prostate.

I'll be sure to mention your suggestions to the doctor.

[Obbe]

I had kidney stones a couple times.  Sounds somewhat similar.

[Infinityshock]

either you need to use smaller dildos or the last time you used one you broke your prostate.

I'll be sure to mention your suggestions to the doctor.

where do you live?  i wouldnt mind taking a look for you

[Michael Myers]

That's what you get for not picking up a dictionary.