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I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« on: September 03, 2014, 03:42:41 am »
Okay so I haven't jacked off in 20 days. I have noticed a weird pointy bump thing on the southern side of my right testicle. On my left testicle i feel another bump thing on the southern side of my testicle side also but a bit different shape. Do I have cancer???? I haven't checked my balls in a while I think.

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Re: I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2014, 03:45:05 am »
I stopped masturbating because when I ejaculated the orgasm wasn't as good as it used to be. And sometimes if I didn't ejaculate correctly I would just jizz with no orgasm. I would have to really speed up fast in the end or their would be no orgasm.

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Re: I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2014, 04:20:06 am »
NoFap? Anyhoo if you really have two bumps on your testicles then I'd suggest you go to your GP to have it checked it out. Bumps are srs bsns bro.

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Re: I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2014, 04:29:53 am »
You should get it checked out for sure. Testicular cancer usually becomes dangerous if you don't get it checked out because of embarrassment or ignorance. I had testicular cancer last year and had to have a round of radiation and a partial orchiectomy (i.e., they removed the nut). I casually brought it up to my wife who is a nurse and she started flipping out when she palpated my balls and felt a pea sized lump. Luckily I had no problems, caught it early.

It is extremely unlucky/uncommon to get it in both nuts at the same time though.

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Re: I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2014, 04:38:10 am »
You should get it checked out for sure. Testicular cancer usually becomes dangerous if you don't get it checked out because of embarrassment or ignorance. I had testicular cancer last year and had to have a round of radiation and a partial orchiectomy (i.e., they removed the nut). I casually brought it up to my wife who is a nurse and she started flipping out when she palpated my balls and felt a pea sized lump. Luckily I had no problems, caught it early.

It is extremely unlucky/uncommon to get it in both nuts at the same time though.

I'm only 17 years old. I was just wondering if it has to do with semen build up or something because I haven't ejaculated in a bit.

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Re: I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2014, 04:41:38 am »
You should get it checked out for sure. Testicular cancer usually becomes dangerous if you don't get it checked out because of embarrassment or ignorance. I had testicular cancer last year and had to have a round of radiation and a partial orchiectomy (i.e., they removed the nut). I casually brought it up to my wife who is a nurse and she started flipping out when she palpated my balls and felt a pea sized lump. Luckily I had no problems, caught it early.
It is extremely unlucky/uncommon to get it in both nuts at the same time though.
I'm only 17 years old. I was just wondering if it has to do with semen build up or something because I haven't ejaculated in a bit.

Testicular usually hits at a young age so that makes no difference. You can also get calcium deposits in you testicles that are hard, not like testicular tissue. Are you sure you aren't just feeling the epididymus?

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Re: I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2014, 04:57:05 am »
You should get it checked out for sure. Testicular cancer usually becomes dangerous if you don't get it checked out because of embarrassment or ignorance. I had testicular cancer last year and had to have a round of radiation and a partial orchiectomy (i.e., they removed the nut). I casually brought it up to my wife who is a nurse and she started flipping out when she palpated my balls and felt a pea sized lump. Luckily I had no problems, caught it early.
It is extremely unlucky/uncommon to get it in both nuts at the same time though.
I'm only 17 years old. I was just wondering if it has to do with semen build up or something because I haven't ejaculated in a bit.


I'm not exactly sure would you feel any other symptoms besides bumps? I'm going to research anatomy a little bit just to make sure.

Testicular usually hits at a young age so that makes no difference. You can also get calcium deposits in you testicles that are hard, not like testicular tissue. Are you sure you aren't just feeling the epididymus?

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« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2014, 05:10:28 am »
It hurt when palpated, but I just chalked that up to normal nut pain. Really the only obvious symptom was the lump on one nut. I went to the doctor and told her about the lump and she said "oh its probably nothing." She put on her gloves and gave it a feel and she said "Its probably nothing, but lets get an ultrasound to be sure." Then she referred me to a urologist with an appointment literally the next day. I was freaked the fuck out.

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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2014, 02:29:31 pm »
It hurt when palpated, but I just chalked that up to normal nut pain. Really the only obvious symptom was the lump on one nut. I went to the doctor and told her about the lump and she said "oh its probably nothing." She put on her gloves and gave it a feel and she said "Its probably nothing, but lets get an ultrasound to be sure." Then she referred me to a urologist with an appointment literally the next day. I was freaked the fuck out.

Try to get a hand jibber while there, insurance covers it if the nurse is hot.

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Re: I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2014, 02:57:59 pm »
It hurt when palpated, but I just chalked that up to normal nut pain. Really the only obvious symptom was the lump on one nut. I went to the doctor and told her about the lump and she said "oh its probably nothing." She put on her gloves and gave it a feel and she said "Its probably nothing, but lets get an ultrasound to be sure." Then she referred me to a urologist with an appointment literally the next day. I was freaked the fuck out.

Try to get a hand jibber while there, insurance covers it if the nurse is hot.
The ultrasound technician was pretty hot. The warm jelly they put on my nuts and the gentle massage of the ultrasound wand gave me a half chub. I wasn't exactly in the "there is a sexy person massaging my genetals" state of mind after the doctor's response to feeling my testicles

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Re: I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2014, 04:39:00 pm »
The ultrasound technician was pretty hot. The warm jelly they put on my nuts and the gentle massage of the ultrasound wand gave me a half chub. I wasn't exactly in the "there is a sexy person massaging my genetals" state of mind after the doctor's response to feeling my testicles

I'm impressed. Any potential boner I'd get would be crushed long before half-mast by thoughts of 'Please Jesus not cancer, please Jesus not cancer, please Jesus not cancer.'

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Re: I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2014, 04:10:50 pm »
The ultrasound technician was pretty hot. The warm jelly they put on my nuts and the gentle massage of the ultrasound wand gave me a half chub. I wasn't exactly in the "there is a sexy person massaging my genetals" state of mind after the doctor's response to feeling my testicles

Yea! You should go back in a couple weeks for a follow up appointment.

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Re: I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2014, 04:18:51 pm »
I have a cyst in my ballsack on the back of my left testy.  Its filled with semen.  Its kinda mysterious because sometimes its like right there almost as big as one of my nuts you cant miss it, other times its like not even there, and not realted to wheather or nut I just nutted.
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Re: I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2014, 04:30:22 pm »
This thread greatly contributed to my increasing benzodiazepine addiction.

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Re: I have noticed two new bumps on my testicles.... ?
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2014, 04:34:03 pm »
I don't know how you didn't blow a load for 20 days. I can't even imagine what that'd be like.
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