worst sex you ever had?

[jerome]

okay so this one dude sweat so much his bed was always drenched w/in 30 min. i hated when i touched him and he had this crazy intense stare that made him look bonkers. i avoided his eyes completely. he also smelled soooo fukin bad. i think it must have been all the onions he ate and smoking so much pot his body smelled like rotten musk. was also hairy as a buffalo. n' he was way too excited about the sex.

i'll try to think of more later. where's kreepykay?

[AverageJane]

okay so this one dude sweat so much his bed was always drenched w/in 30 min. i hated when i touched him and he had this crazy intense stare that made him look bonkers. i avoided his eyes completely. he also smelled soooo fukin bad. i think it must have been all the onions he ate and smoking so much pot his body smelled like rotten musk. was also hairy as a buffalo. n' he was way too excited about the sex.

i'll try to think of more later. where's kreepykay?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who says "bonkers"..

I would say the worst times were when I was with my ex and he was high on heroin and I just laid there as he went HAM and acted like a porn star with down syndrome. He had a demonic look in his eyes and  farted quite a few times (during different sessions) and was totally oblivious to it. At least when he was sober he would laugh

[Proots]

I was once with a girl who would stroke me like she was trying to start a lawn mower. The first time she did it I almost jumped out of the bed. Despite a subtle "ouch!" and far more direct talking-to's in the future, she never fully quite grasped how to handle my junk without making it seem like she was trying to separate it from my body.

[jerome]

jane, oh man that sounds torturous. good thing it's ended now.

proots, haha that's pretty funny. it makes me wonder how people are so oblivious to some things in bed. like how is it possible they don't realize how bad they're messing up?

[Unwyred]

Good topic jerome.

In 2006 I went to a barn party and got white girl drunk on Jager. There was a girl there that I wanted to screw that we'll call Jeanette and she had a friend that we'll call Katie. Well Jeanette looked damn fine back then and Katie was cute in the face but was a bit too fluffy for my tastes. They also got white girl drunk.

I can't even remember how it happened or whose idea it was but by the end of the party the three of us were in the loft of the barn naked together. They both started going down on me, they were decent at it, but lacked synchronization so it was a bit of a let down there.

I started making out with Jeanette and Katie takes the initiative and fluffs down on top of me. I'm struggling to keep erect because I didn't really find her attractive. She reaches over to start fingering Jeanette when all of the sudden Jeanette Jumps up and starts yelling, "I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY!" and runs down the stairs of the loft buck naked and out of the barn.

Boner is nearly dead now. I didn't even bother finishing. Just told Katie to get off me and I went home.

[Proots]

jane, oh man that sounds torturous. good thing it's ended now.

proots, haha that's pretty funny. it makes me wonder how people are so oblivious to some things in bed. like how is it possible they don't realize how bad they're messing up?

I get that some people might erroneously believe that what got one partner off will do just as well for another. I also find it peculiar that the majority of women I've slept with seem really walled up when it comes to discussing how to please one another. I'm sure this is just as common in men, too.

I just don't see what's wrong with showing and/or telling your partner what you like best. After all, I want to know. Sex is all about pleasure. If both of you aren't enjoying yourselves, then something is seriously wrong that needs to be addressed.

[Shreddy McGnar Gnar]

Good topic jerome.

In 2006 I went to a barn party and got white girl drunk on Jager. There was a girl there that I wanted to screw that we'll call Jeanette and she had a friend that we'll call Katie. Well Jeanette looked damn fine back then and Katie was cute in the face but was a bit too fluffy for my tastes. They also got white girl drunk.

I can't even remember how it happened or whose idea it was but by the end of the party the three of us were in the loft of the barn naked together. They both started going down on me, they were decent at it, but lacked synchronization so it was a bit of a let down there.

I started making out with Jeanette and Katie takes the initiative and fluffs down on top of me. I'm struggling to keep erect because I didn't really find her attractive. She reaches over to start fingering Jeanette when all of the sudden Jeanette Jumps up and starts yelling, "I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY!" and runs down the stairs of the loft buck naked and out of the barn.

Boner is nearly dead now. I didn't even bother finishing. Just told Katie to get off me and I went home.

You thought you had 2 girls but ended having to go jack off. I would hardly consider that bad sex however hilarious it may be.

[Soso0]

Good topic jerome.

In 2006 I went to a barn party and got white girl drunk on Jager. There was a girl there that I wanted to screw that we'll call Jeanette and she had a friend that we'll call Katie. Well Jeanette looked damn fine back then and Katie was cute in the face but was a bit too fluffy for my tastes. They also got white girl drunk.

I can't even remember how it happened or whose idea it was but by the end of the party the three of us were in the loft of the barn naked together. They both started going down on me, they were decent at it, but lacked synchronization so it was a bit of a let down there.

I started making out with Jeanette and Katie takes the initiative and fluffs down on top of me. I'm struggling to keep erect because I didn't really find her attractive. She reaches over to start fingering Jeanette when all of the sudden Jeanette Jumps up and starts yelling, "I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY!" and runs down the stairs of the loft buck naked and out of the barn.

Boner is nearly dead now. I didn't even bother finishing. Just told Katie to get off me and I went home.

Wow how lame hahaha.

Well I've only fucked one girl and most times I was either drunk or had a hard time getting off due to so much dxm. I ended up getting tired of her cause she made me do all the work. I would be the one to move her on top of me and even then she would quickly get lazy and I had to continue. There was a morning that we decided to fuck I do missionary get tired so I get her to ride me and she just decided to lay on top of me with my dick in her, lazy bitch.

[jerome]

uwyred that is possibly one of the best stories i've heard in a while haha.

[devnull]

One time I banged an 18yo, it was the worst sex I ever had. She was old, decrepit and fully developed. Ew. Never again will I go that high.

[unbreakable matter]

I dunno, the one that was pretty traumatizing was when my "buddy" called me about this "party" at some girls house way on the other side of the city. The girl used to fuck a guy whose baby mama I fucked and I sold E to her before. Fuck, I was doing a lot of E then, I was high on E when my buddy called me and I was at someones house where nobody else was on E so I drove to the other side of the city because they were all on E and the girl said she'd give me moniez to come. So yeah, there was only like 6-8 people there and it was fuckin weird. This skinny guy with glasses kept creeping me THE FUCK out and some skinny girl too. It was a big house but it was freezing cuz the dumb bitch just moved in and didn't get oil yet. ANYWAYS, I ended up fuckin her and I think she had herpes or something, her pussy was chafed, possibly from ecstasy sex with niggers I dunno, but basically, we fucked, she was gross and kept clinging on me afterwards, I really just wanted to get in her bed because I was cold and on E. But the part that FREAKED me out was we turned on the tv at like 8am and this video was on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXd6u9o6dYY

watch this video and tell me it wouldn't freak you the fuck out if you just fucked a chunky gross slag on ecstasy. It literally gave me an anxiety attack or something and it was all I could see, it was like the episode of "it's always sunny" when Frank's on acid and climbs in the toilet because he sees artimes's face



I got dressed and dropped the girl off at a store around the corner because I made up some crazy excuse or something. And yeah, my "buddy" got some weird disease from taking too much E where the fluid leaves your back, rickets or something, he went to the hospital later that day and I was still too freaked out to go see him in the hospital for a while.

[jerome]

that sounds like a terrible moment Unstable, oh gawd. and rickets sucks dude, i think my uncle had/has it.

[unbreakable matter]

that sounds like a terrible moment Unstable, oh gawd. and rickets sucks dude, i think my uncle had/has it.

ya it wasn't rickets but it was a 1 word thing that rarely happens to people in north america anymore

I forgot to mention the girl was literally a 911 operator for the local police department as well

[ph0x]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickets

OT:

Never really had bad sex. Once a girl was gonna suck my dick and changed her mind half way through, but we ended up fucking so alls well that ends well.

I think it's because I used to jack off with body wash and it tasted like soap.

[unbreakable matter]

not being able to bust while on opiates sux as well but le girl loves it because you keep getting more and more frustrated until you run out of breath and have to stop so she rides you for a bit then you catch your breath, go back at it and make her bust again and you're trying to use her busting in your head to make you come quicker but your senses/penis are dulled from the opiates so it goes nowhere.

any sex with a condom is the worst sex ever too