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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2014, 01:40:53 am »
I'm starting to feel bad, because a lot of the mundane-bad is about equal to my typical experience. Which goes a long way towards explaining a few things...

Feeling bad won't help anything!  And whatever problems you have, they can be mostly overcome with sincere effort.  Sex in general is a lot more awkward and embarrassing than most people want to admit, imo...

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« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2014, 01:53:59 am »
Oh no, I'm not the problem. Well, aside from the terminal shyness and awkwardness that has left me with a small reference pool.
I'll try anything once, and twice to be sure.

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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2014, 02:00:08 am »
ohh lol.  my bad.

But yeah.  Sex is clumsy work!


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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2014, 11:28:52 am »
Like someone else said, never had "bad" sex...but I do remember one girl in particular that was extremely disappointing. Back in my teen years there was this girl I fucked a bunch of times, with the hopes over time she would get over her inhibitions. She was a lot of fun in every other aspect, partied her ass off and was amazing eye candy under my arm.

But SO fuckin timid in bed. Would only do it missionary, because she said any other position would "make her feel like a slut". If she'd suck me she'd constantly remind me..."you better not cum". When I went down on her, she wouldn't let me kiss her hours after even when I showered and brushed my teeth because.."you've been down there and that is gross". Best sex we ever had together was while tripping on acid, but that isn't much of a commentary.

What a fuckin waste for such an amazing bod, and drop dead gorgeous looks.

I ended up fucking her little sister twice, and while she was no porno star....she ended up being a bit naughtier and better.  :D

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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2014, 06:21:51 pm »
ohh lol.  my bad.

But yeah.  Sex is clumsy work!

I agree sex can be very clumsy work.. lol it prob don't help that I have a lot of OCD when it comes to sex.. lucky for me my fiance helps with all my funny quirks that I have to have to make it work.
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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2014, 07:16:32 pm »
I have a lot of OCD when it comes to sex.. lucky for me my fiance helps with all my funny quirks that I have to have to make it work.

Please elaborate.....

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« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2014, 07:23:26 pm »
Like someone else said, never had "bad" sex...but I do remember one girl in particular that was extremely disappointing. Back in my teen years there was this girl I fucked a bunch of times, with the hopes over time she would get over her inhibitions. She was a lot of fun in every other aspect, partied her ass off and was amazing eye candy under my arm.

But SO fuckin timid in bed. Would only do it missionary, because she said any other position would "make her feel like a slut". If she'd suck me she'd constantly remind me..."you better not cum". When I went down on her, she wouldn't let me kiss her hours after even when I showered and brushed my teeth because.."you've been down there and that is gross". Best sex we ever had together was while tripping on acid, but that isn't much of a commentary.

What a fuckin waste for such an amazing bod, and drop dead gorgeous looks.

I ended up fucking her little sister twice, and while she was no porno star....she ended up being a bit naughtier and better.  :D

You didn't train her well enough.  You let her train you

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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2014, 07:30:00 pm »
I have a lot of OCD when it comes to sex.. lucky for me my fiance helps with all my funny quirks that I have to have to make it work.

Please elaborate.....

Well I'm not huge on bodily fluids touching me...not to say I don't mind to swallow or anything just simple things like if he's been down below I can't stand for he to kiss me after.. and I prefer to have him dry off his mouth and hands before he touches me... Also not a big fan of A2M or P2M so unless I'm super drunk I don't allow that.. Another lil thing is that I prefer to have a shower before hand so that I can be presented in the best fashion. So I guess its not really a lot of OCD but it does sometimes make the process a lil difficult.. On the plus side I always enjoy some slight choking, and DP and we usually have sex if not everyday every other day... oh and I love to be on top...
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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2014, 12:51:14 am »
You NEVER go ass to mouth!
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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2014, 01:09:03 am »
You NEVER go ass to mouth!
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I do it all the time. I also dont offer the option

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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2014, 01:15:52 am »
You NEVER go ass to mouth!
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There are some health concerns, but you know...

never say never :O


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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2014, 01:17:30 am »


You didn't train her well enough.  You let her train you

Not really...she wasn't a steady girlfriend or anything....more like a party buddy/booty call. Kinda like a "boredom fuck" actually. Several nights I wouldn't even call her until she was like 4th or 5th on my list...when all the other girls whose pants I was trying to get down were either already busy or unavailable that night. Many weekends I'd be driving around later at night thinking "should I just go home or see what she was doing" after my hopes were squashed by other bitches....and usually my dick led me to her doorstep.

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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2014, 01:20:06 am »


Well I'm not huge on bodily fluids touching me...not to say I don't mind to swallow or anything just simple things like if he's been down below I can't stand for he to kiss me after.. and I prefer to have him dry off his mouth and hands before he touches me... Also not a big fan of A2M or P2M so unless I'm super drunk I don't allow that.. Another lil thing is that I prefer to have a shower before hand so that I can be presented in the best fashion. So I guess its not really a lot of OCD but it does sometimes make the process a lil difficult.. On the plus side I always enjoy some slight choking, and DP and we usually have sex if not everyday every other day... oh and I love to be on top...

You actually don't sound that weird to be honest, and possibly even a bit more adventurous than the average chick. I'll still never understand the whole inhibition about kissing a guy after he gave you oral, but have run into that plenty of times too...the worst case being what I described earlier. Like c'mon...5 fuckin hours later and you still won't?

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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2014, 01:26:12 am »
hmmmm worst would be woman so pissed off that she stormed out and that relationship ended after 3 hours of sex and she couldn't get me off and took offense in a major way.
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Re: worst sex you ever had?
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2014, 01:33:36 am »
What a bitch, you can't help it that your gay
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