worst sex you ever had?

[Ramfuk]

Ramfuk

The worst sex is the sex you don't have

Or so I thought until I fucked a girl who had a cliff for a pelvis and a gigantic vagina that seemingly had no structure

It was like a wet bag that would stretch in any direction that I pointed my dick

This caused me to become flaccid as I became frustrated, which caused the condom to slip off, which I didn't realize because of her miraculously baglike vagina

I finally Ramfukked her as hard as I could while she moaned, 'Unnugnuughnugh don'ttttt stopppppp unghugnh,' which turned me off further, but I managed to ejaculate powerfully as it had taken so much time to achieve orgasm

Then I discovered that she got a big cumblast but she was alright about it and took the pill

Ramfuk

[unbreakable matter]

Forgot to mention the time I fucked a girl whose pussy had no structural integrity in a traphouse that smelled like cat piss. She didnt look bad but ahe didnt really take xare of herself and was wearing wool fucking sox ( it was winter tho) and goddamn was her pussy ever loose

[RestStop]

The worst sex was with this half black girl while I was really drunk one evening. It wasn't her fault, I was so hammered I could've been stabbed and probably not have felt it. It really sucked mentally too because I really liked this girl, 9/10 all around and just couldn't feel anything for shit.

We started off doggy before I quickly tired out, she then rode me for what seemed like only 30 seconds, got her orgasm, then I bent her over again before saying fuck it and gave up. I saw her a few times after that, but never in the setting to have sex again.

I guess what got me really down and out about it is the fact that she was the only girl I never busted a nut with. 

[Soso0]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickets

OT:

Never really had bad sex. Once a girl was gonna suck my dick and changed her mind half way through, but we ended up fucking so alls well that ends well.

I think it's because I used to jack off with body wash and it tasted like soap.

Didn't that shit burn your dick?

[GothicSeraph]

I was once with a girl who would stroke me like she was trying to start a lawn mower. The first time she did it I almost jumped out of the bed. Despite a subtle "ouch!" and far more direct talking-to's in the future, she never fully quite grasped how to handle my junk without making it seem like she was trying to separate it from my body.

Oh man my ex was like that... so when she'd go to sleep I'd "accidentally" kick her out of the bed like I was starting my motorcycle. And during sexuals she was like dead fish. But it was freshman year in college and I had a hard enough time telling her to invest in a decent razor. Wont go Rushin for Russian again.

[Infinityshock]

Good topic jerome.

In 2006 I went to a barn party and got white girl drunk on Jager. There was a girl there that I wanted to screw that we'll call Jeanette and she had a friend that we'll call Katie. Well Jeanette looked damn fine back then and Katie was cute in the face but was a bit too fluffy for my tastes. They also got white girl drunk.

I can't even remember how it happened or whose idea it was but by the end of the party the three of us were in the loft of the barn naked together. They both started going down on me, they were decent at it, but lacked synchronization so it was a bit of a let down there.

I started making out with Jeanette and Katie takes the initiative and fluffs down on top of me. I'm struggling to keep erect because I didn't really find her attractive. She reaches over to start fingering Jeanette when all of the sudden Jeanette Jumps up and starts yelling, "I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY!" and runs down the stairs of the loft buck naked and out of the barn.

Boner is nearly dead now. I didn't even bother finishing. Just told Katie to get off me and I went home.

Wrong forum. This should be in the fictional story section

Dumb darkie

[Infinityshock]

I didn't think it was possible for sex to be bad. Im more inclined to believe its operator error than anything else

Sex is like pizza. Even when it isnt good its good

As far as vaginas that are overly expansive, its more likely the pitcher is using an undersized bat. In such a case the back door would be a better option.  Guys should keep in mind that when theyre claiming the receiving orifice of their fuck buddy isnt acceptably receptive theyre saying their appendage isnt up to the task of filling it.

[rabbitweed]

Sex is like pizza. Even when it isnt good its good

What a load of horse shit. Eat a pizza I've shat on.

As far as vaginas that are overly expansive, its more likely the pitcher is using an undersized bat. In such a case the back door would be a better option.  Guys should keep in mind that when theyre claiming the receiving orifice of their fuck buddy isnt acceptably receptive theyre saying their appendage isnt up to the task of filling it.

Yeah, so what? My normal homo sapien penis cannot fill a horse vagina. Should I feel bad about it?

[AstralPlane]

My worst sex actually wasn't even sex... I planned out a big night with the guy I was dating. WE made out a lil and I got him in the room, both naked and me on top grinding against it but he never even got hard... lol I should have figured though because he did end up telling me he was gay a year later- which was something I had already figured out- we try to still keep in contact and last I heard he had a guy and they was happy ....pretty cool

[ngalo1983]

My worst sex experience is when I picked up a sexy chick at a party. We went to a motel which I paid for. 15 minutes into sex I already busted a nut. Busted too fast. Talk about embarrassment because I kept telling her prior to sex that I was gonna fuck her good lol it was awkward looking in her eyes because I can see she wanted more but shit what can you do im finished. At least she got a free place to spend the night. I left the motel quickly after. Its a good thing we don't know each other. I seen my friends and told them that I had the best sex ever. I lied I fucked her for 2 hours but only if they knew the true story lol

[Infinityshock]

Sex is like pizza. Even when it isnt good its good

What a load of horse shit. Eat a pizza I've shat on.

As far as vaginas that are overly expansive, its more likely the pitcher is using an undersized bat. In such a case the back door would be a better option.  Guys should keep in mind that when theyre claiming the receiving orifice of their fuck buddy isnt acceptably receptive theyre saying their appendage isnt up to the task of filling it.

Yeah, so what? My normal homo sapien penis cannot fill a horse vagina. Should I feel bad about it?

stuff it up your asshole.  same effect

what youre saying is you have a small dick.  gotcha

[Satyr]

Ever had a girl trying to jack you off with dry hands by yanking your bare, uncircumcised tip? Shit sucks, yo. Badly.

[Prometheus]

Sex is like pizza. Even when it isnt good its good

When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's cold, stale, and the crust is too thick.

[equanimity]

I threw up between a guy's feet once.  He was sitting on a couch and I was in front of it on my knees.  He came without warning and it hit the back of my throat in the worst possible spot.  Coughed, gagged, and vomited.

That was maybe my most embarrassing sex act.  They never warn you about these things in sex ed.

Hmm another time I was pretty well drunk on whiskey and decided to give some guy a blowjob.  He smelled like sweat and way too much cologne.  Pants came down to reveal the smallest dick I've ever seen, and he had a "prince albert" or whatever piercing.  First and last time I've seen male genital piercing.  It wouldn't have been bad, but there was some gross crusty stuff around the piercing I had to wipe off first.  Drunk me didn't care much at the time, but thinking back that was pretty bad.  Sex can be so awkward.

Have been peed on.  It's warm and alright at first but gets cold and sticky quickly.  Lots of other horrible, deviant things.

Far too many guys cum like 30 seconds after starting.  Why is this a thing?  And the guys that want to like take a nap while you're on top doing all the work.  Gets really tiring, and it's not sexy watching you lie there passively.

[Prometheus]

I'm starting to feel bad, because a lot of the mundane-bad is about equal to my typical experience. Which goes a long way towards explaining a few things...