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Offline Prometheus

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So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« on: November 26, 2014, 04:58:16 am »
I may have mentioned before that I've been mentoring the neighbor kid. His home life sucks, he's a dork, and a major social outcast. That shit's rough when you're 10, I went through it myself.

We get along, so he hangs out at my place all the time. Mainly playing video games and watching anime. Kid's got good taste too, he's nuts about Death Note at the moment. Never mind that I'm old enough to be his dad, he keeps saying that I'm the older brother he always wanted.

Apparently having a kid come over and hang out all the time is starting to skeeve out some of the neighbors, and the goddamn trailer park rumor mill is going into effect.

So yeah. Fuck my life.
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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2014, 04:59:12 am »
Behead one of your neighbours.

The rest will back the fuck off then
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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2014, 05:10:50 am »
give him beer or your a fag.

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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2014, 05:20:06 am »
Tell them what you wrote here.

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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2014, 05:48:46 am »
Wow, you may actually be making a lifelong positive difference in another person's life, you could significantly alter the course of it.

You will live on inside him forever.

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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2014, 05:49:14 am »
 So my neighbors know I'm a pedophile **fixed

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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2014, 05:50:33 am »
Make him an account?

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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2014, 06:08:43 am »
I may have mentioned before that I've been mentoring the neighbor kid. His home life sucks, he's a dork, and a major social outcast. That shit's rough when you're 10, I went through it myself.

We get along, so he hangs out at my place all the time. Mainly playing video games and watching anime. Kid's got good taste too, he's nuts about Death Note at the moment. Never mind that I'm old enough to be his dad, he keeps saying that I'm the older brother he always wanted.

Apparently having a kid come over and hang out all the time is starting to skeeve out some of the neighbors, and the goddamn trailer park rumor mill is going into effect.

So yeah. Fuck my life.
Yeah, life sucks at 10, especially if you're a social outcast and like video games and anime. I should know, I ticked all the above boxes back then. I would've loved a mentor/older friend back then, would've kept me from wasting my life on places like these.
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But seriously, don't give give yourself a reason to revoke that trust and if the parents tell you to back off, back off. If you don't want to, you can make like Suicidal Fish and behead one of the neighbours... It won't do anything, but you'll certainly have fun!
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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2014, 03:04:03 pm »
hes just a failed normal fag

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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2014, 03:06:46 pm »
My will, as it were.
To Zek, get over the fucking kittens man.

To RisiR, you'll always be my favourite hater.

To -SpectraL, you're one of the only people here who can insult Arnox without ramming it down his throat.

To Arnox, fuck you.

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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2014, 05:08:10 pm »
fuck, political correctness is ruining the planet. Are you older and let a socially inept kid hang out at your place to hide out and recoup? Must be a pedophile. Are you an older male who gives kids swimming lessons? Must be a pedophile. Were you battered and beaten as a kid and now feel emotion and remorse for any child that is going through the same thing and is giving them sanctuary? must be a pedophile.

On the flipside: Are you a woman that likes to cater to the needs of children who have a shit home life? You're a fucking patron saint.

Point being, fuck you, earth.

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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2014, 05:21:28 pm »
How the fuck did you even meet him?

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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2014, 05:22:59 pm »
fuck, political correctness is ruining the planet. Are you older and let a socially inept kid hang out at your place to hide out and recoup? Must be a pedophile. Are you an older male who gives kids swimming lessons? Must be a pedophile. Were you battered and beaten as a kid and now feel emotion and remorse for any child that is going through the same thing and is giving them sanctuary? must be a pedophile.

On the flipside: Are you a woman that likes to cater to the needs of children who have a shit home life? You're a fucking patron saint.

Point being, fuck you, earth.

Logic = political correctness since when?

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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2014, 05:50:05 pm »
fuck, political correctness is ruining the planet. Are you older and let a socially inept kid hang out at your place to hide out and recoup? Must be a pedophile. Are you an older male who gives kids swimming lessons? Must be a pedophile. Were you battered and beaten as a kid and now feel emotion and remorse for any child that is going through the same thing and is giving them sanctuary? must be a pedophile.

On the flipside: Are you a woman that likes to cater to the needs of children who have a shit home life? You're a fucking patron saint.

Point being, fuck you, earth.
Good post.  :tup:
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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2014, 05:59:54 pm »
yeah I know what you mean man, I used to live near these younger kids and they would see me carry my bass and guitar to my car all the time, they eventually came up to me and asked if they could play. so to not freak out there parents *they were beaner kids* I brought my guitars outside.. I realized this is lame they should play with the amp so I let them come in. They were a handful going through all my stuff. but hey what the hell the looked up to me and were interested in music so I felt like it's something I would do for anyone who wants to play the guitar. Though the way society is today I felt like I could be scrutinized any minute.

I lhave to walk by a baptist church with a kids daycare/playground to go get beer and they have a cop every afternoon standing outside staring me down with the soccer moms thinking I'm going to do something just because of they way I look or don't seem like the kind of guy that would have a child. Even my when I saw my neighbors son for the first time I innocently said "cute kid" then wondered if he took that the wrong way from because I'm a "wife beater" shit sucks
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