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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2014, 06:03:34 pm »
Parents are weird with me around their kids, too.  Sometimes even my friends don't want me associating with their children.


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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2014, 06:05:54 pm »
How the fuck did you even meet him?

He lives two doors down from me. I also used to work with his phenomenal asshole of a brother.

Besides being weird and awkward, his psycho brother has a tendency to steal the kid's stuff and either sell it or set it on fire. His dad also has terminal brain cancer. So yeah, he's in a rough spot.
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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2014, 08:22:09 pm »
How the fuck did you even meet him?

He lives two doors down from me. I also used to work with his phenomenal asshole of a brother.

Besides being weird and awkward, his psycho brother has a tendency to steal the kid's stuff and either sell it or set it on fire. His dad also has terminal brain cancer. So yeah, he's in a rough spot.

Wheres the mom? If i was you i would go to thw parents and make sure they dont mind. Just tell them he likes to come over and play video games and stuff and you didnt want them to think anything funny.
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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2014, 08:29:41 pm »
Parents are weird with me around their kids, too.  Sometimes even my friends don't want me associating with their children.

That's a shame.
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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2014, 08:46:35 pm »
His mom's cool with the situation. She makes no secret of the fact she's glad to have him out of her hair for a few hours here and there.
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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2014, 08:56:45 pm »
Maybe if you put more of an effort into actually looking Human then people wouldn't think you want to rape their children.
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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2014, 09:40:51 pm »
It sounds like these are the type of people who prefer rumors over facts. Give them hard physical evidence that you are indeed what they say you are, and they'll probably drop it and move on.

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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2014, 09:46:29 pm »
This guy, he knows what's up.
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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2014, 10:52:47 pm »
Just because I molested sploo once he told mash I'm a pedophile

It was an isolated incident
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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2014, 01:40:50 am »
fuck, political correctness is ruining the planet. Are you older and let a socially inept kid hang out at your place to hide out and recoup? Must be a pedophile. Are you an older male who gives kids swimming lessons? Must be a pedophile. Were you battered and beaten as a kid and now feel emotion and remorse for any child that is going through the same thing and is giving them sanctuary? must be a pedophile.

On the flipside: Are you a woman that likes to cater to the needs of children who have a shit home life? You're a fucking patron saint.

Point being, fuck you, earth.
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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2014, 01:46:50 am »
If the parents are ok with it, and you really aren't doing anything wrong, then fuck what everyone thinks.

But....any adult I didn't know who tried to 'mentor' my kids?

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Re: So my neighbors think I'm a pedophile
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2014, 02:11:22 am »
I may have mentioned before that I've been mentoring the neighbor kid. His home life sucks, he's a dork, and a major social outcast. That shit's rough when you're 10, I went through it myself.

We get along, so he hangs out at my place all the time. Mainly playing video games and watching anime. Kid's got good taste too, he's nuts about Death Note at the moment. Never mind that I'm old enough to be his dad, he keeps saying that I'm the older brother he always wanted.

Apparently having a kid come over and hang out all the time is starting to skeeve out some of the neighbors, and the goddamn trailer park rumor mill is going into effect.

So yeah. Fuck my life.

Good job. I had something similar; just after I finished high school the kid next door used to hang around my place all the time because his dad was dying of cerebral palsy and his mum was losing her mind. I felt sorry for the guy because he was the same, dorky and didn't have many friends on top of the rest... a few months after his dad died, his mum couldn't pay the mortgage and they moved away. I like to hope I helped him out a bit, but he's probably fucked up now.

fuck them if they want to call you a paedo. it might be a good idea if you leave windows and doors open when he's over though; people are less likely to suspect funny business.

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