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Offline Suicidal Fish

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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2014, 09:45:46 pm »
These are very Rednecky shoes.

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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2014, 10:14:14 pm »
lmao

just because you could never imagine raising your voice to another male, let alone get into a physical conflict, there is no need to project your lack of masculinity onto everyone else.  You 'lmao' at your physical and mental superiors, while this is your reality:

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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2014, 12:14:15 am »
Vibram five fingers Speeds and not counting my work boots those are the only shoes I wear. I will beat you in the face with a crowbar if you incompetent redneck drunk retards try and say that those shoes are gay.

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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2014, 12:19:05 am »
Vibram five fingers Speeds and not counting my work boots those are the only shoes I wear. I will beat you in the face with a crowbar if you incompetent redneck drunk retards try and say that those shoes are gay.

they are not only gay, they make the wearer gay as well.
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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2014, 12:24:29 am »
But you can move your toes!  I used to have a pair.


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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2014, 12:30:26 am »
But you can move your toes!  I used to have a pair.

that must be what made you gay
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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2014, 12:33:51 am »
Except I'm not gay :roll:

They're shoes haha.  Who cares what they look like?  Functionality imo.


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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2014, 12:35:16 am »
Except I'm not gay :roll:

They're shoes haha.  Who cares what they look like?  Functionality imo.

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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2014, 12:36:05 am »
So I went to buy some shoes yesterday, and I discovered that somewhere in the last year and a half, popular clothing has becoming to fucking faggoty for me to wear anymore.  I just couldn't do it.  So I had to go and buy more adult footwear since every pair of Vans I saw was looked like some shit you'd find the Jonas Brothers wearing.  It was a weird experience, finding out one is too old to wear trendy stuff anymore.

Pros: No longer look like 16 yr old, twice as comfortable as any skate shoes I've ever owned

Cons: costs twice as much as any skate shoes I've ever owned, actually require one to take care of them.



i kind of agree with you.. i wear vans and I also wear boots, or flip flops

the last pair of vans i owned my gf said i looked like a 15 year old skateboarder, then i got a new pair and she said she liked them *she is 5 years younger than me* then someone else told me I they look like im a 15 year old skateboarder again... its just one of those things.. wear whatever you want. I have a badass pair of boots I wear some of the time.. but as far as sneakers go you will always look either like your dad wearing a white pair of reebroks or some cool teen in vans/converse.
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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2014, 12:37:30 am »
Except I'm not gay :roll:

your ridiculous choice of footwear says otherwise
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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2014, 12:38:54 am »
wear some crocks
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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2014, 12:39:05 am »
Cats is fashion police :/

yo what smells like well-dressed ham?


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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2014, 12:39:44 am »
Anyone who wears vans should be pushed in front of one. Anything made popular by scrawny losers in skinny jeans should be ignored
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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2014, 12:40:03 am »
lmao

just because you could never imagine raising your voice to another male, let alone get into a physical conflict, there is no need to project your lack of masculinity onto everyone else.  You 'lmao' at your physical and mental superiors, while this is your reality:



hey niglet just because you are 45 years old doesn't mean you are a man.
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Re: Too old to wear Vans
« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2014, 12:40:16 am »
Cats is fashion police :/

yo what smells like well-dressed ham?

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