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Fades are alpha haircuts
« on: November 16, 2014, 12:49:22 am »
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dreads are pretty sweet too but you have to be at least 40% non white to pull it off

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Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2014, 12:52:27 am »
What the fuck are fades?
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Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2014, 12:55:33 am »
I rock a fade. Every two weeks I get it topped up. Gotta look fresh you know. What annoys me is that there's only one guy in my whole town who can do it the way I like it. Everyone else ends up making me looking like a Backstreet Boy, goddamn ridiculous. Can't be that fucking hard.

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Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2014, 12:58:46 am »
I got a fade yesterday and was literally the only white person in the barbershop except for one nervous looking neckbeard and a pregnant white girl who brought mcdonalds to the barbers

Fades are pretty sweet but tbh your haircut really depends on the person but if you can't rock a fade you're a beta faggot

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Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2014, 01:05:47 am »
Where I'm from that shit is called a Tyson Cut or Boxerschnitt. 97% wannabe faggots.
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Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2014, 01:08:23 am »
Where I'm from there are 3 barbershops within about 30 feet of each other that almost exclusively do fades. Arabs love fades

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Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2014, 01:14:16 am »
That is true.

Did you ever get your ears burned or your beard cut with a string? Y'know, like, the guy has the string in his mouth and wrapped around his finger and shit's crazy?
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Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2014, 01:22:08 am »
That is true.

Did you ever get your ears burned or your beard cut with a string? Y'know, like, the guy has the string in his mouth and wrapped around his finger and shit's crazy?

I don't even know what you're talking about. I know I've never gotten steps in my sideburns though

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Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2014, 01:27:33 am »
Then your shit ain't Arab enough. Too lazy to look up a video but that shit's crazy.
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Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2014, 08:13:54 am »
I rock a fade
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