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Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« on: November 13, 2014, 06:53:39 pm »
I have a manila envelope stuffed full of crushed up pork rinds that I need to mail to him
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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2014, 06:55:59 pm »
Give me a second...
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2014, 06:58:44 pm »
heh my brother was almost charged with a federal hate crime for spraypainting 'fuck islam'  and '911 was an inside job' on a local 'mosque'
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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2014, 07:00:27 pm »
Lol, what an idiot.
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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2014, 07:00:56 pm »
'mosque'...?


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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2014, 07:01:58 pm »
Lol, what an idiot.

holy fuck you have no idea

I won't allow him in my home anymore, he is a fucking degenerate maniac
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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2014, 07:03:03 pm »
'mosque'...?

yeah it is not called a mosque, it is like an 'islamic faith center' or somesuch nomenclature, carefully chosen to avoid riling up the locals...very important when you are planning on putting a fucking mosque in the middle of north central indiana
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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2014, 07:03:41 pm »
there are like 10 islamic people total in the whole county and they build a mosque......
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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2014, 07:04:23 pm »
Make him join the site. He'd hate it.
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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2014, 07:04:43 pm »
heh my brother was almost charged with a federal hate crime for spraypainting 'fuck islam'  and '911 was an inside job' on a local 'mosque'

I hope everyone appreciates the irony in the clash of those two phrases.
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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2014, 07:05:19 pm »
Make him join the site. He'd hate it.

He is living in the woods somewhere near new port richey florida
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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2014, 07:15:40 pm »
for real?  I am going to send it even if its not him

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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2014, 07:16:41 pm »
Are you cereal?
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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2014, 07:17:05 pm »
when he opens it, that fine pork dust will fly everywhere and -POW- straight to hell
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Re: Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2014, 08:06:52 pm »
I actually do have his PI but I'm not a piece of shit.

(potential PI removed- equanimity)
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