Does anyone here have michael myers' PI?

[starvingniglet]

I have a manila envelope stuffed full of crushed up pork rinds that I need to mail to him

[RisiR]

Give me a second...

[starvingniglet]

heh my brother was almost charged with a federal hate crime for spraypainting 'fuck islam'  and '911 was an inside job' on a local 'mosque'

[RisiR]

Lol, what an idiot.

[equanimity]

'mosque'...?

[starvingniglet]

Lol, what an idiot.

holy fuck you have no idea

I won't allow him in my home anymore, he is a fucking degenerate maniac

[starvingniglet]

'mosque'...?

yeah it is not called a mosque, it is like an 'islamic faith center' or somesuch nomenclature, carefully chosen to avoid riling up the locals...very important when you are planning on putting a fucking mosque in the middle of north central indiana

[starvingniglet]

there are like 10 islamic people total in the whole county and they build a mosque......

[RisiR]

Make him join the site. He'd hate it.

[Σ]

heh my brother was almost charged with a federal hate crime for spraypainting 'fuck islam'  and '911 was an inside job' on a local 'mosque'

I hope everyone appreciates the irony in the clash of those two phrases.

[starvingniglet]

Make him join the site. He'd hate it.

He is living in the woods somewhere near new port richey florida

[starvingniglet]

for real?  I am going to send it even if its not him

[Saint Hubertus]

Are you cereal?

[starvingniglet]

when he opens it, that fine pork dust will fly everywhere and -POW- straight to hell

[Obvious Alt]

I actually do have his PI but I'm not a piece of shit.

(potential PI removed- equanimity)