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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1740 on: November 07, 2014, 12:20:29 am »
Yeah, pretty much
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Sorry, it's not that funny, but I just started chuckling when I saw this. Horrible disappointment, it doesn't look nearly as bad as you made it seem. Grown out, maybe, but men tend to look a hell of a lot better with stubble than without it.

But, what really struck me is, good god it looks like your hair is going to look fucking awful when you're older. And you have such tender eyes.

Heh the FBI took down a bunch of darknet markets today. The admin of SR2 had horrible security breaches including using his real identity and email address with his hosting company, not to mention the gubment had a CI modding the site from day 1. He's no DPR to say the least.

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"Almost all of the deep web's major drug marketplaces are offline, raising the possibility that the FBI has caused severe disruption to the online drug trade. Agora, Alpaca, BlueSky, C9, Hyrda, Pandora, and the Silk Road are all currently offline."

Are you fucking kidding me? This better not disrupt my plans. Honestly, a few fucking days. Fortunately I wasn't planning to use SR2 because that place is was an escrowless shithole for noobs anyway, but, fuck, even if Agora doesn't go down this could cause some vendors to lay low for a while, raise prices due to risk, or even exit completely, possibly with an exit scam.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1741 on: November 07, 2014, 12:26:02 am »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenBazaar

Fortunately this should be coming out soon. http://github.com/OpenBazaar/OpenBazaar/wiki/Contracts-and-Listings

It's really brilliant if you learn about the structure, features, and possibilities. The logic behind it, similar to the type of beauty Bitcoin had.

Along with Darkcoin and Darkwallet. As much as I'd like it to, it probably won't smash the state, but anything that subverts it.
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Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
« Reply #1742 on: November 07, 2014, 12:48:22 am »
Fuck the popo! I'm high as fuck.
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Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
« Reply #1743 on: November 07, 2014, 12:53:02 am »
Thread does not compute... DOES NOT COMPUTE WITH RUUUULES!!!
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To Zek, get over the fucking kittens man.

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To -SpectraL, you're one of the only people here who can insult Arnox without ramming it down his throat.

To Arnox, fuck you.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1744 on: November 07, 2014, 12:58:18 am »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenBazaar

Fortunately this should be coming out soon. http://github.com/OpenBazaar/OpenBazaar/wiki/Contracts-and-Listings

It's really brilliant if you learn about the structure, features, and possibilities. The logic behind it, similar to the type of beauty Bitcoin had.

Along with Darkcoin and Darkwallet. As much as I'd like it to, it probably won't smash the state, but anything that subverts it.

That's interesting, I'm reading thought the documentation. I'd be a little nervous if I was a merchant because if you ever get tied to either of your keys (found on your HD or transmission of a contract is intercepted) there now exists (number of previous transactions) undeniable records detailing the specifics of every transaction you've made. At least with SR your account is transient in some sense, if the DB is gone you functionally stop existing. I guess you can still burn your keys though.

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Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
« Reply #1745 on: November 07, 2014, 12:59:08 am »
Thread does not compute... DOES NOT COMPUTE WITH RUUUULES!!!
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Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
« Reply #1746 on: November 07, 2014, 01:03:22 am »
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I can''t even quantify how much I hate that guy.  I don't even respect him enough to berate him directly, I feel it will taint me to associate myself with such rampant ass-kissery
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« Reply #1747 on: November 07, 2014, 01:10:49 am »
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I can''t even quantify how much I hate that guy.  I don't even respect him enough to berate him directly, I feel it will taint me to associate myself with such rampant ass-kissery
Yea, it feels bad to talk to him like he's that really fat chick who sucked your whiskey dick one day and then you meet her at another party and she's still real fat and you just fucking want her to leave but somehow you end up getting your dick sucked once again by the same fat slut.

God damn, I really need to get out more and get my dick sucked.
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Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
« Reply #1748 on: November 07, 2014, 01:13:06 am »
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I can''t even quantify how much I hate that guy.  I don't even respect him enough to berate him directly, I feel it will taint me to associate myself with such rampant ass-kissery
I am THE ass-kicker


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I can''t even quantify how much I hate that guy.  I don't even respect him enough to berate him directly, I feel it will taint me to associate myself with such rampant ass-kissery
Yea, it feels bad to talk to him like he's that really fat chick who sucked your whiskey dick one day and then you meet her at another party and she's still real fat and you just fucking want her to leave but somehow you end up getting your dick sucked once again by the same fat slut.

God damn, I really need to get out more and get my dick sucked.
 
This guy needs to get laid.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1749 on: November 07, 2014, 01:32:47 am »
Edit: Oh, did I ever mention nicotine as a nootropic to you? It's actually one of the most effective available, with insignificant negative health effects AFAIK. Was also pleased to find out that it's an aromataze inhibitor, which converts testosterone into estrogen, and is produced in body fat. The more fat, the more aromataze, but I don't know how linear it is. Did cite some studies on Zoklet when I was into testosterone about how surprisingly prevalent deficiency was, particularly among some groups (obese, diabetic, opioid users, thyroid disorders).

I guess you can still burn your keys though.

Modded wrist watch, bracelet, ring. It's really sad that for the vast majority of people that have ideas like these they end up as nothing more than pipe dreams, never getting done, even if they have the ability. What the fuck is wrong with us? Well, I guess we tend to be depressed, anxious, and overall dysfunctional.

I'm going to laugh if my residence ever gets raided. "Hands up!" Activates mechanism (button combo; something to prevent accidental triggering, but can still be easily and quickly activated) *poof*

This isn't even unrealistic or difficult to do, the state of the human race is just utterly depressing. If the fed's story about Ross Ulbricht is true, he was an absolute idiot. Good evidence for parallel construction came out in the last few months though, IIRC.

Which is another problem: The feds play dirty. Anyone who thinks they won't break the rules has a bizarre worldview. They have the money, power/authority/influence, equipment, and can afford to hire an immense amount of very intelligent people that are big enough cunts to work for them. You'd better be damn well prepared and clever, and I mean at least the base level of knowledge and understanding required to receive a PhD. I really hope, and there's a good chance, that there's a critical flaw in the type of people they tend to draw; selection bias. I could definitely see the authoritarian types and naive ones that think they're doing good tending to be very poor "outside the box" thinkers, along with not being particularly remarkable in terms of general intelligence. I mean, who the hell signs up for this sort of shit? This is the tech version of working as a cop, it's an absolute embarrassment unless you live in bible belt fundamentalist Christian type of environment.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1750 on: November 07, 2014, 01:36:25 am »
Sometimes you're a real downer, Malice.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1751 on: November 07, 2014, 02:06:08 am »
Sometimes you're a real downer, Malice.

The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery
Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?

I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed
And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread
My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know, is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer...

Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime
That ain't no crime

Rocky Horror you need peace of mind
And I want to tell you that you're doing just fine
You're the product of another time
And feeling down, well that's no crime...

The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery
Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?l


You have no idea. I've only written down a fraction of the depressing concepts in my mind, and given them a fairly shallow elucidation. I'm like Casper, too depressed along with being disillusioned to write like I used to. I could probably write a book that would become infamous for driving a few people to suicide. This is a case where things are even worse than I've made them seem.

Oh, emotions. I should make more of an effort to write thoughts down in case I forget, particularly after waking. Use it or lose it. Since social interaction, other people, are generally the strongest evokers of emotion, it makes me wonder whether with my level of isolation there's been irreparable harm to my development. I wonder what neurological changes to systems dealing with emotion there have been. I don't think it really matters, ultimately. Happiness isn't the goal.

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A third patient had a 14% reduction in negative symptoms at week 4 and a fourth had a 55% reduction at week 4. Negative symptom improvement was not related to depressive or extrapyramidal symptoms, which were unchanged with treatment

My word, 55%? I posted an article a while back about a helmet for depression with the best results seen to date for even treatment resistant patients. We'll probably all be at least bearable within a decade if you can hold out long enough. MAOI, NSI-189, tianeptine, and some things for the gaba system if you need it; gaba-t inhibitor, receptor upregulation, gotu kola.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1752 on: November 07, 2014, 02:21:23 am »
Write about your felony charge. It's probably funny.
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« Reply #1753 on: November 07, 2014, 02:28:45 am »
Write about your felony charge. It's probably funny.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1754 on: November 07, 2014, 02:37:59 am »
Edit: Oh, did I ever mention nicotine as a nootropic to you? It's actually one of the most effective available, with insignificant negative health effects AFAIK.

To me? No. Presumably you have some better route of administration than smoking cigarettes because that's definitely not a win in terms of a productivity/longevity trade off.

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Modded wrist watch, bracelet, ring. It's really sad that for the vast majority of people that have ideas like these they end up as nothing more than pipe dreams, never getting done, even if they have the ability. What the fuck is wrong with us? Well, I guess we tend to be depressed, anxious, and overall dysfunctional.

Hmm, yeah, that does sound pretty badass. My first thought was some kind of wearable RFIC tag, you can pick up on them a pretty good range, I wouldn't imagine a receptor with a range of 5-10 feet would be too hard so you could encrypt/decrypt your data by proximity. Lock and unlock your terminal too just  for convenience. The issue is of course that it would be trivial for someone else to pick up on it. I guess you could store your tag in one of those bags but then you lose the wearable benefit. Strong encryption over bluetooth was my next thought. That might work but finding the device to use as a chit would worry me. A phone is the obvious answer, it's obviously sophisticated enough to handle crypto and they all have bluetooth these days I'm not sure we can consider a phone to be a trusted platform. You could put passphrase crypto over your keys when at rest so backups aren't a concern but we definitely can't trust iOS not to lift them out of memory and I'm not brimming with confidence in android either.

I wonder how much entropy there is in a physical pin and tumbler key lol, maybe going low-tech wouldn't be a bad idea.

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Which is another problem: The feds play dirty. Anyone who thinks they won't break the rules has a bizarre worldview. They have the money, power/authority/influence, equipment, and can afford to hire an immense amount of very intelligent people that are big enough cunts to work for them. You'd better be damn well prepared and clever, and I mean at least the base level of knowledge and understanding required to receive a PhD. I really hope, and there's a good chance, that there's a critical flaw in the type of people they tend to draw; selection bias. I could definitely see the authoritarian types and naive ones that think they're doing good tending to be very poor "outside the box" thinkers, along with not being particularly remarkable in terms of general intelligence. I mean, who the hell signs up for this sort of shit? This is the tech version of working as a cop, it's an absolute embarrassment unless you live in bible belt fundamentalist Christian type of environment.

I don't know dude, security researcher for an alphabet agency is pretty appealing. Very technically minded people probably care more about the interesting problems and getting the resources to solve them than about the politics of what they're doing. Not that I'm a particularly "out of the box" kind of person but I'm a part of this community and I worked on a DoD grant for a year because the work was interesting.