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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #600 on: September 21, 2014, 06:33:58 am »
Gods, this China White is so good. So glad I found a legit, consistent connect for it. He usually has Dilaudid too. Been difficult so far finding heroin or even opiate connects around here. Other than weed, it's all ice and occasionally coke/crack. I was expecting to find tar if anything.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #601 on: September 21, 2014, 06:57:05 am »
Sploo, do your friends/acquaintances ever seem hesitant to go out with you, like they're afraid you might hurt them? I could imagine a meeting with you ending with someone yelling "No, sploo, don't!" Has something like that ever occurred?

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #602 on: September 21, 2014, 07:01:51 am »
Sploo, do your friends/acquaintances ever seem hesitant to go out with you, like they're afraid you might hurt them? I could imagine a meeting with you ending with someone yelling "No, sploo, don't!" Has something like that ever occurred?

You imagine them calling him 'sploo' in real life?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #603 on: September 21, 2014, 07:02:24 am »
Sploo lied to me and told me he had a job
unwyred: have you sucked dick for heroin?

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #604 on: September 21, 2014, 10:03:24 am »
what the fuck is different man i cant believe im doing this
what the fuck is different man i cant believe im doing this
what the fuck is different man i cant believe im doing this
what the fuck is different man i cant believe im doing this
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #605 on: September 21, 2014, 07:37:27 pm »
Gods, this China White is so good. So glad I found a legit, consistent connect for it. He usually has Dilaudid too. Been difficult so far finding heroin or even opiate connects around here. Other than weed, it's all ice and occasionally coke/crack. I was expecting to find tar if anything.

Aren't you in  the pain-killer capital of the world?

*sighs* oh those dilly 8s...those happy white triangles...I remember when I was blowing 7-8 of those at once, fat white lines stretching across the toilet seat...damn fiendy for an opiate...like the coke of dope...
...all that and a dimesack

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #606 on: September 21, 2014, 08:18:31 pm »
Don't try fent

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #607 on: September 21, 2014, 08:26:16 pm »
My whole house smells like different exotic kushes from otha lands

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unwyred: have you sucked dick for heroin?

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #609 on: September 21, 2014, 09:58:59 pm »
Well if they tried maybe they'd see
It'd do a little good to let the world be free
Handshake and a smile Gets you on through
Then turn it all around with a suicide move
But you know it's not fooling anyone but me
You gotta make yourself see what you want to see
But you know it's not fooling anyone but me
You gotta make yourself see what you want to see
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #610 on: September 21, 2014, 10:59:05 pm »
Your spiel is old and boring now, try something new.

True, but that's good advice. Methylone would probably be better than MDMA.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #611 on: September 21, 2014, 10:59:46 pm »
Back in this bitch like herpes.
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #612 on: September 21, 2014, 11:01:00 pm »
Gods, this China White is so good. So glad I found a legit, consistent connect for it. He usually has Dilaudid too. Been difficult so far finding heroin or even opiate connects around here. Other than weed, it's all ice and occasionally coke/crack. I was expecting to find tar if anything.

Aren't you in  the pain-killer capital of the world?

*sighs* oh those dilly 8s...those happy white triangles...I remember when I was blowing 7-8 of those at once, fat white lines stretching across the toilet seat...damn fiendy for an opiate...like the coke of dope...

Nah, I moved over right by Houston a few months ago. 
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #613 on: September 21, 2014, 11:04:44 pm »
Your spiel is old and boring now, try something new.

True, but that's good advice. Methylone would probably be better than MDMA.

Methylone doesn't have the tingly waves and "closeness" that you feel on molly

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #614 on: September 21, 2014, 11:16:58 pm »
I don't like MDMA that much. It never gave me more emphaty or opened me to recieve love or anything of that kind.

It made my dick semi-limp and my jaw clench. Fuck that.
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