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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #270 on: September 12, 2014, 06:42:50 pm »
clothes and bacon cheeseburgers
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #271 on: September 12, 2014, 07:38:22 pm »
clothes and bacon cheeseburgers

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #272 on: September 12, 2014, 07:39:52 pm »
ima roll a marble right in yo mouth
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #273 on: September 12, 2014, 07:50:10 pm »
Wee, in a few hours I'm going to the anniversary memorial of my friend hanging himself last year. Three months later I lost two friends, both shot (loooong story). I am going to get very drunk with my friends and cry. I'm also going to hit on everything.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #274 on: September 12, 2014, 07:53:35 pm »
Wee, in a few hours I'm going to the anniversary memorial of my friend hanging himself last year. Three months later I lost two friends, both shot (loooong story). I am going to get very drunk with my friends and cry. I'm also going to hit on everything.

Sounds like a solid plan. Don't forget to be a cliché and pour some out for the lost

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #275 on: September 12, 2014, 07:55:01 pm »
who smoke their tobaco like a fiend

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #276 on: September 12, 2014, 08:37:16 pm »
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #277 on: September 12, 2014, 08:53:57 pm »
Hahaha, nice.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #278 on: September 12, 2014, 09:16:04 pm »
Got me a glass bottle of squirt, them Mexicans really know their way around a lemon-lime.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #279 on: September 12, 2014, 11:47:22 pm »
I went to jail. Did 54 days. I come back to zoklet closed. Fuck you guys.
Damn negro, what did you get popped for? Was it some junkie shit like stealing booze.

Speaking of junkie shit, my neighbor, the fisherman just got back from a three month fishing trip and he dosed me with crack last night. My heart started pounding for like 10 minutes, fucking asshole.

Wee, in a few hours I'm going to the anniversary memorial of my friend hanging himself last year. Three months later I lost two friends, both shot (loooong story). I am going to get very drunk with my friends and cry. I'm also going to hit on everything.
My best man at my wedding hanged himself like 3-4months before the wedding. l went through all the stages of change/grief. I still am not over it though,I know he was obviously deprssed with a drug addiction and had been disowned from his family, but I still feel betrayed and selfishly pissed off, which is coming about subconsciously because I'm so hurt by is. I should talk to my shrink about it, I need therapy more than SSRIs again.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #280 on: September 12, 2014, 11:50:12 pm »
I went to jail. Did 54 days. I come back to zoklet closed. Fuck you guys.
Damn negro, what did you get popped for? Was it some junkie shit like stealing booze.

Speaking of junkie shit, my neighbor, the fisherman just got back from a three month fishing trip and he dosed me with crack last night. My heart started pounding for like 10 minutes, fucking asshole.

Wee, in a few hours I'm going to the anniversary memorial of my friend hanging himself last year. Three months later I lost two friends, both shot (loooong story). I am going to get very drunk with my friends and cry. I'm also going to hit on everything.
My best man at my wedding hanged himself like 3-4months before the wedding. l went through all the stages of change/grief. I still am not over it though,I know he was obviously deprssed with a drug addiction and had been disowned from his family, but I still feel betrayed and selfishly pissed off, which is coming about subconsciously because I'm so hurt by is. I should talk to my shrink about it, I need therapy more than SSRIs again.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #281 on: September 13, 2014, 02:16:07 am »
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #282 on: September 13, 2014, 02:38:41 am »
Got me a glass bottle of squirt, them Mexicans really know their way around a lemon-lime.

squirt is grapefruit

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #283 on: September 13, 2014, 02:43:27 am »
Got me a glass bottle of squirt, them Mexicans really know their way around a lemon-lime.

squirt is grapefruit
Sometimes it's piss.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #284 on: September 13, 2014, 02:54:25 am »
well then thats that
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