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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #255 on: September 12, 2014, 02:17:23 pm »
I'm the new black, nigger.   8)

Nah, I'm new. I lurked on Zoklet and thought now is my time to shine.

By the way, I really like your style Weed Smoker. Keep them marbles rollin'. (no homo)
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #256 on: September 12, 2014, 02:49:23 pm »
shit niggas, i miss totse
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #257 on: September 12, 2014, 02:50:21 pm »
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #258 on: September 12, 2014, 03:40:17 pm »
This shit here shouldn't be so boring.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #259 on: September 12, 2014, 03:42:31 pm »
Life is fucking weird.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #260 on: September 12, 2014, 03:43:43 pm »
Define weird.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #261 on: September 12, 2014, 04:07:49 pm »
Ok, motherfucker then we won't have a fucking conversation about your fucked up life you homeless nigger.

Fucking...
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #262 on: September 12, 2014, 04:12:15 pm »
fucking hangovers
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #263 on: September 12, 2014, 04:31:26 pm »
Quote from: FlapJack on September 12, 2014, 09:52:01 am
Quote from: Midnight Sun on September 12, 2014, 07:28:34 am
Managed to snag a 55 gallon drum from work to convert into a trash can, but I somehow got stuck with the one that managed to be somewhat corroded (here in the desert...wtf).  So I sanded it down and gotta paint over it.

Since I'm already gonna be painting, someone give me some stencil ideas.  It's a flat white barrel.

If it's got a lid do goatse on the top

It does but it's all manner of fucked up so I think I'm just gonna throw it out

But, 2 hands spraypainted opposite each other on the lip of the drum sounds like it could work
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #264 on: September 12, 2014, 04:37:05 pm »
actually, starting to ponder if plasti-dip wouldn't be a better choice for the bottom, instead of paint, this way there won't be any metal on tile
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #265 on: September 12, 2014, 05:02:59 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 04:07:49 pm
Ok, motherfucker then we won't have a fucking conversation about your fucked up life you homeless nigger.

Fucking...

It's not easy being homeless, fuckface, I got busy!
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #266 on: September 12, 2014, 05:17:59 pm »
Quote from: The Duke on September 12, 2014, 05:02:59 pm
Quote from: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 04:07:49 pm
Ok, motherfucker then we won't have a fucking conversation about your fucked up life you homeless nigger.

Fucking...

It's not easy being homeless, fuckface, I got busy!
Had to suck a couple dicks for a burger, huh? I understand. I'm sorry.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #267 on: September 12, 2014, 05:33:49 pm »
I had to go shopping. Then I grilled some bacon cheeseburgers.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #268 on: September 12, 2014, 05:56:54 pm »
Being homeless isnt so bad, but you better get your shit together because winter is coming hard and fast all over your ass. Either get indoors somehow by then or a tent and a good sleeping bag are a must.  #gayprostitution.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #269 on: September 12, 2014, 06:33:04 pm »
Quote from: Brain surgeon on September 12, 2014, 05:56:54 pm
Being homeless isnt so bad, but you better get your shit together because winter is coming hard and fast all over your ass. Either get indoors somehow by then or a tent and a good sleeping bag are a must.  #gayprostitution.

WINTER IS COMING
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