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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2014, 01:41:50 am »

It takes some practice, bit you can also hide fingerprints by using the sides and middles of your fingers and the both sides of the cups of your hands to handle, pick up and turn objects. It's the way you hold stuff that leaves the prints. If you touch and hold stuff without actually using the flats of the tips of your fingers, you leave no traces.

you are fucking retarded.

I told Arnox how incompetent he is so he warned me for this comment. What thick and non-petty skin he must have!

Guess I needed to articulate for the short bus folk that fingerprints include all features of the hand, including palm and "sides" and trying to pick stuff up with your cuticles/fingernails is a lot harder than wearing fucking gloves or putting wax on your fingers

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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2014, 01:49:05 am »
One time when the cops took my finger prints and profiled me -the cops and I were in the same room - they asked for any tattoos and and shit and then they discussed what kind of voice I have "He's not that deep" "Yea, but..." so I interupted them and said "Pleasant". They heh'd and then he put in normal like a true piece of shit.
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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2014, 01:58:57 am »
One time when the cops took my finger prints and profiled me -the cops and I were in the same room - they asked for any tattoos and and shit and then they discussed what kind of voice I have "He's not that deep" "Yea, but..." so I interupted them and said "Pleasant". They heh'd and then he put in normal like a true piece of shit.

lol

always give them shit while they stripsearch you about that being the reason they got into the job in the first place. While you're buck naked telling them they must love this part of the job makes them embarrassed and unlikely to check deeply, you can just bend over slightly, lift your feet up a bit and you're good, could have shit stashed in your hair or wherever and they wouldn't know

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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2014, 02:06:57 am »
Did you ever have to squat over a mirror?
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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2014, 02:11:53 am »
Did you ever have to squat over a mirror?

No, that sounds degrading, you just bend over, lift your feet up and run your fingers through your hair and open your mouth

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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2014, 02:14:33 am »
isn't that what they make you do getting checked into prison? squat and cough?

I can't remember if I heard that from a documentary or a movie.

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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2014, 02:17:57 am »
It sure is degrading. It's also pretty informative, though. They should add another mirror on the ceiling so you can look at your asshole infinitely often in the right angle.
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« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2014, 02:22:37 am »
It sure is degrading. It's also pretty informative, though. They should add another mirror on the ceiling so you can look at your asshole infinitely often in the right angle.

I was with a girl before who asked a cop "did you ever put up another mirror ( one of those fake glass ones like off TV) on the other wall and try to see into infinity" while he was walking into a pizza place and he said "what are you?" and she said "I'm an earthling" and then a brief exchange and we were with like 6 other people who didn't want her acting weird around a cop and she kinda realized this and we left.

Sounds crazy typing it out, lol

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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2014, 02:24:48 am »
Whoa...
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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2014, 02:29:47 am »
ya I could go on about her for a while but you probably wouldn't believe me

anyways, have you ever seen one of those fancy armchair seats with the black bottom that you sit on that are supposed to prevent you from taking in big metal objects in your ass? They don't even work properly, you can take in lighters until the cows come home so you've pretty much got to be carrying a bazooka in there to get caught

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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2014, 02:32:32 am »
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"did you ever put up another mirror ( one of those fake glass ones like off TV) on the other wall and try to see into infinity"
Did she ever figure this out?

You'd probably only see a green tint because of how light works.
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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2014, 02:34:09 am »
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"did you ever put up another mirror ( one of those fake glass ones like off TV) on the other wall and try to see into infinity"
Did she ever figure this out?

You'd probably only see a green tint because of how light works.

I dunno, she's pretty smart though, I haven't seen her in like 5 years, maybe more

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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2014, 02:35:24 am »
ya I could go on about her for a while but you probably wouldn't believe me

anyways, have you ever seen one of those fancy armchair seats with the black bottom that you sit on that are supposed to prevent you from taking in big metal objects in your ass? They don't even work properly, you can take in lighters until the cows come home so you've pretty much got to be carrying a bazooka in there to get caught
What? No. How's that supposed to work? You sit down and shank yourself with your toothbrush buttknife?? Fucking cops, man.
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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2014, 03:05:38 am »

Guess I needed to articulate for the short bus folk that fingerprints include all features of the hand, including palm and "sides" and trying to pick stuff up with your cuticles/fingernails is a lot harder than wearing fucking gloves or putting wax on your fingers

Well then, the short-bus would be you. Up until the late '80's, nothing but finger prints were taken by authorities. This means that all those billions of sets of prints, if they have not been updated, do not include edge-prints or full palm prints at all. Corrections officers didn't take anything but normal fingerprints either. Now, if you were printed in the '90's, then you're fucked, but that's a minority, really. It's not all just about you, kid.


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Re: Hiding Finger Prints Without Gloves,Technique
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2014, 03:10:07 am »
Up until the late '80's, nothing but finger prints were taken by authorities.

What year do you think it is old man? Do you genuinely believe you were "sinking kidiots" in 1990 and how many years ago do you think it was? How many other 40+ people do you think are in need of that "tidbit" and telling someone who just posted about it that it's alright to do that because if it happened 20-30 years ago you might be alright?

That's a dangerously stupid thing to say, really