How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?

[Lanny]

you realize it's actually someone pushing the move-y thing right? Like every time it "works" it's just one of your friends trolling you. inb4buthewouldneverlie2me, you got trolled hard lil nigga, best just accept it now.

[starvingniglet]

you realize it's actually someone pushing the move-y thing right? Like every time it "works" it's just one of your friends trolling you. inb4buthewouldneverlie2me, you got trolled hard lil nigga, best just accept it now.

I always suspected this, but never gave enough of a fuck to confirm it.

[Infinityshock]

I had one for several years. It probably won't talk to you alone. I know it does work, anyone who says it doesn'r is full of shit/never used it. depends alot on what you ask it.

it doesnt work

Troll? anyways it does work.

faggot?  it does not work.  scroll up to the part where i said i tried it a hundred times with no results whatsoever.  the only ones that think wee-jee boards work are mentally deficients who have no clue about reality and prefer to live in their own fantasy land of monsters and unicorns because they cant handle real life

[Jedi Moped]

Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?

[Infinityshock]

Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?

Only as stupid as your reply

[Jedi Moped]

Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?

F
Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.

[BallsDeep69]

please explain to me just what is so special about a dumb board and piece of shaped wood that allows it to be used by a 'demon' as a doorway to our reality?

It's like putting a sign on your forehead that says to the demons, "Here I am, and I'm an easy target. Come and get me if you can." They can't resist the open invitation, and there's millions of them spread out right across the planet. Marooned here by their fellow do-gooders. They might not detect it the first time, but you can be sure they will if you repeatedly use it. They will most probably detect its use on the very first time... they're just that good, and they love fucking with humans. They kind of detest humans and look down upon them as disgusting and sub-standard, barbaric and uneducated.

Aren't some us us disgusting, sub-standard, barbaric and uneducated? *points at InfintiyShock and OP*

[BallsDeep69]

Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?

F
Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.

OWNED!

[-SpectraL]

Nice thread derail, DarkFaggot.

[Infinityshock]

Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?

F
Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.

Which would entail your own admission of stupidity. 

Party on, stupid

[Infinityshock]

please explain to me just what is so special about a dumb board and piece of shaped wood that allows it to be used by a 'demon' as a doorway to our reality?

It's like putting a sign on your forehead that says to the demons, "Here I am, and I'm an easy target. Come and get me if you can." They can't resist the open invitation, and there's millions of them spread out right across the planet. Marooned here by their fellow do-gooders. They might not detect it the first time, but you can be sure they will if you repeatedly use it. They will most probably detect its use on the very first time... they're just that good, and they love fucking with humans. They kind of detest humans and look down upon them as disgusting and sub-standard, barbaric and uneducated.

Aren't some us us disgusting, sub-standard, barbaric and uneducated? *points at InfintiyShock and OP*

Reign in the jealosy...youre going to hurt yourself

[Infinityshock]

Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?

F
Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.

OWNED!

The 70s called.  They want their faggot outdated expression back

[Jedi Moped]

Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?

F
Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.

Which would entail your own admission of stupidity. 

Party on, stupid

Being stupid is not equal to purposely making a stupid comment directed at someone who is stupid. Of course I only explain this type of thing to the extremely stupid. But thanks for playing.

[Jedi Moped]

Nice thread derail, DarkFaggot.

 
Stay on topic please. How many demons have you summoned?

[Infinityshock]

Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?

F
Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.

Which would entail your own admission of stupidity. 

Party on, stupid

Being stupid is not equal to purposely making a stupid comment directed at someone who is stupid. Of course I only explain this type of thing to the extremely stupid. But thanks for playing.

What you're saying is you're the resident expert on stupid.

Gotcha

Now go back to your window flavored lollipops and stop bothering the non-retards you adorable little bastard