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How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:31:17 pm »
I've tried before but it didn't move.  How can I get it to work?
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Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2014, 09:52:30 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2014, 10:00:00 pm »
Parlour games are generally designed for more than one player.

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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2014, 10:27:49 pm »
Boil some lambs blood on the stove. Put it on yourself, the design doesn't matter as long as it's not a cross. Call put to the spirits, if they don't respond it means your blood invitation is either unappealing or not powerful enough. You can either burn some herbs like rosemary or oregano (not sage) or you can try applying some blood to the board to bring yourself/the board closer to the spirit realm. The point in boiling the blood is to get rid of the lambs purity which acts as a blockade for spirits, even good ones. This is why you need lamb, any virgin animal will do really but lambs are a surefire shot and their blood tends to be more ethereal than the blood of other animals. Ideally you'd want virgin human blood but I'm not going to suggest that because virgin human blood is hard and normally illegal to obtain. If you can find a donor go for it. Good luck!
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2014, 10:28:53 pm »
I also have to note that it's the DESTRUCTION of purity that draws them in, not the lack of it.
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Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2014, 11:03:22 pm »

When you play with the Ouija board, you invite the demons in. It's like how Dracula had to get you to open the window or door for him before he could get you. Warning. Bad things will happen in your life if you mess with it.

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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2014, 11:52:32 pm »
Warning. Bad things will happen in your life if you mess with it.

This is true. Demons can invade your mimd and you wouldnt even know.
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2014, 12:54:11 am »
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Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2014, 01:31:32 am »
Kidnap a young virgin under the age of 10 and sacrifice her.

Then go to your local school with a gun and her body.

Yeah I am so sure that is how you do it.
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Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2014, 02:33:03 pm »

When you play with the Ouija board, you invite the demons in. It's like how Dracula had to get you to open the window or door for him before he could get you. Warning. Bad things will happen in your life if you mess with it.

But I thought you liked playing with demons.

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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2014, 02:35:29 pm »

When you play with the Ouija board, you invite the demons in. It's like how Dracula had to get you to open the window or door for him before he could get you. Warning. Bad things will happen in your life if you mess with it.

But I thought you liked playing with demons.

It's very bad form to follow other members around the forum harassing their posts, Rodent. You would be wise to rethink your position.

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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2014, 02:37:13 pm »

When you play with the Ouija board, you invite the demons in. It's like how Dracula had to get you to open the window or door for him before he could get you. Warning. Bad things will happen in your life if you mess with it.

But I thought you liked playing with demons.

It's very bad form to follow other members around the forum harassing their posts, Rodent. You would be wise to rethink your position.

If I don't are you going to summon a demon to destroy me?

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« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2014, 02:22:13 pm »
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2014, 02:30:17 pm »
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

please explain to me just what is so special about a dumb board and piece of shaped wood that allows it to be used by a 'demon' as a doorway to our reality?
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Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2014, 02:43:29 pm »
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

please explain to me just what is so special about a dumb board and piece of shaped wood that allows it to be used by a 'demon' as a doorway to our reality?

Its probably more just thinking oh well if i fuck around with this board something crazy will happen than anything else. But crazy things do happen when you use one. I dont know how to answer you.
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