How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?

[-SpectraL]

please explain to me just what is so special about a dumb board and piece of shaped wood that allows it to be used by a 'demon' as a doorway to our reality?

It's like putting a sign on your forehead that says to the demons, "Here I am, and I'm an easy target. Come and get me if you can." They can't resist the open invitation, and there's millions of them spread out right across the planet. Marooned here by their fellow do-gooders. They might not detect it the first time, but you can be sure they will if you repeatedly use it. They will most probably detect its use on the very first time... they're just that good, and they love fucking with humans. They kind of detest humans and look down upon them as disgusting and sub-standard, barbaric and uneducated.

[starvingniglet]

Its probably more just thinking oh well if i fuck around with this board something crazy will happen than anything else. But crazy things do happen when you use one. I dont know how to answer you.

I mean, technically, or 'spiritually', how is the demon restricted from coming into this world unless a human neglects to perform a specific series of actions in regards to the luigi board?

[joe camel]

Its probably more just thinking oh well if i fuck around with this board something crazy will happen than anything else. But crazy things do happen when you use one. I dont know how to answer you.

I mean, technically, or 'spiritually', how is the demon restricted from coming into this world unless a human neglects to perform a specific series of actions in regards to the luigi board?

Because by doing so you are inviting them in. It doesnt have to be a Ouija board, it could be tarot cards, those things that you swing in circles on a chain, etc. When you use these things you are inviting demons in.

[starvingniglet]

Because by doing so you are inviting them in. It doesnt have to be a Ouija board, it could be tarot cards, those things that you swing in circles on a chain, etc. When you use these things you are inviting demons in.

So 10,000 years ago, when we were not so very much different than we are now, just without the technology and materialism we are surrounded with....how did the demons get into people, without tarot cards, amulets, and the like?

[-SpectraL]

Look at it this way.. their goal is to sink as many of us as possible in the short amount of time they've ben given to do so. They know they can get the most people if they concentrate the majority of their efforts at the weaker individuals of our planet. If you DON'T fuck with Ouija boards and other "talisman"-like objects, then you could be a hard nut to crack. If you DO fuck with those kind of things, chances are you're a cherry just ripe for picking. Point is, they can't resist the opportunity to take an easy one out, and believe you me, once you start fucking with them they will fuck you over. But the odd thing about it is they have to have you fuck yourself over, with their "help". They're not permitted to come straight at you, because that wouldn't be fair at all. What they do is get you to sink yourself, and they will if you fuck around with Ouija boards and that kind of shit.

[starvingniglet]

Look at it this way.. their goal is to sink as many of us as possible in the short amount of time they've ben given to do so. They know they can get the most people if they concentrate the majority of their efforts at the weaker individuals of our planet. If you DON'T fuck with Ouija boards and other "talisman"-like objects, then you could be a hard nut to crack. If you DO fuck with those kind of things, chances are you're a cherry just ripe for picking. Point is, they can't resist the opportunity to take an easy one out, and believe you me, once you start fucking with them they will fuck you over. But the odd thing about it is they have to have you fuck yourself over, with their "help". They're not permitted to come straight at you, because that wouldn't be fair at all. What they do is get you to sink yourself, and they will if you fuck around with Ouija boards and that kind of shit.

I don't really want to know the rules of the whole thing, I just want to know why 'they' have to follow rules in the first place

[Lanny]

'scribin for the entertainment value of adult men talking seriously, or pretending to talk seriously, about demons.

[-SpectraL]

Look at it this way.. their goal is to sink as many of us as possible in the short amount of time they've ben given to do so. They know they can get the most people if they concentrate the majority of their efforts at the weaker individuals of our planet. If you DON'T fuck with Ouija boards and other "talisman"-like objects, then you could be a hard nut to crack. If you DO fuck with those kind of things, chances are you're a cherry just ripe for picking. Point is, they can't resist the opportunity to take an easy one out, and believe you me, once you start fucking with them they will fuck you over. But the odd thing about it is they have to have you fuck yourself over, with their "help". They're not permitted to come straight at you, because that wouldn't be fair at all. What they do is get you to sink yourself, and they will if you fuck around with Ouija boards and that kind of shit.

I don't really want to know the rules of the whole thing, I just want to know why 'they' have to follow rules in the first place

They have to follow certain rules because there is a another group of them who have more numbers and who are more powerful than them. They're all from the same original group, but there's good ones and bad ones. The good ones make sure the bad ones stick to certain rules so as not to upset The Test. The good ones can even kill the bad ones if they break certain restrictions which have been put on them. It all has to do with the premise and principles of free will and the observing of a natural outcome.

[starvingniglet]

They have to follow certain rules because there is a another group of them who have more numbers and who are more powerful than them. They're all from the same original group, but there's good ones and bad ones. The good ones make sure the bad ones stick to certain rules so as not to upset The Test. The good ones can even kill the bad ones if they break certain restrictions which have been put on them. It all has to do with the premise and principles of free will and the observing of a natural outcome.

Uh....ok   

[Jedi Moped]

Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

[mashleshmash]

Interesting thread.  I made a shitty ouija board outta a plastic board...didn't work.



been reading these:

http://ouijaboardtales.blogspot.com/

[Infinityshock]

Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

[RestStop]

I had one for several years. It probably won't talk to you alone. I know it does work, anyone who says it doesn'r is full of shit/never used it. depends alot on what you ask it.

[Infinityshock]

I had one for several years. It probably won't talk to you alone. I know it does work, anyone who says it doesn'r is full of shit/never used it. depends alot on what you ask it.

it doesnt work

[RestStop]

I had one for several years. It probably won't talk to you alone. I know it does work, anyone who says it doesn'r is full of shit/never used it. depends alot on what you ask it.

it doesnt work

Troll? anyways it does work.