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Re: i think i'm retarded for my dog
« Reply #45 on: October 13, 2014, 11:39:19 pm »
I don't think it is immoral for animals to live and die in their natural habitat, regardless of what domestication does for it's lifespan.

Poor children would have a better life if they were adopted by wealthy people, thus it is a moral prerogative of the wealthy to adopt poor children? I don't think this works...

I didn't say your pet was part of forced labor, unless you count the labor of being your emotional safety blanket at the expense of everything that was "theirs" to begin with.

I don't give a fuck what you think is 'moral', you and your 'da 'erf be sacred, yo' bullshit can fuck off and die for all I care.  Animals living in the wilderness is 'moral'.  You are a stupid fucking faggot, you know that?


So you agree, that there is nothing wrong with animals starving and dying in the wild. Why then would you postulate that being a pet is helping the animals as you did in the post I was quoting?

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You are aware that dogs that live in the wild have short, squalid lives of disease and injury, and that being a persons pet sometimes almost doubles their lifespan?  Nah, I don't think you are aware of much about pet ownership.

How am I supposed to interpret this statement except as a decrying of the conditions of a dog in the wild, and a commendation of their domestication? Yet you just said that the natural condition of dogs WAS moral...You seem to be waffling on your points quite drastically.

I have no "the earth be sacred yo" or any other tree-hugging agenda.

I simply want you to understand, into your very soul, that the animal you love so dearly does not need you, has never needed you, and only acts as a companion animal because of eugenics.


Now that we have established that YOU NEED A DOG and not vice-versa, lets continue examining why you need to have an animal as a "pet".  What possible reason or explanation could there be for it?
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Re: i think i'm retarded for my dog
« Reply #46 on: October 13, 2014, 11:57:32 pm »
I simply want you to understand, into your very soul, that the animal you love so dearly does not need you, has never needed you, and only acts as a companion animal because of eugenics.


Now that we have established that YOU NEED A DOG and not vice-versa, lets continue examining why you need to have an animal as a "pet".  What possible reason or explanation could there be for it?

This is why I think you are an animal rights faggot:  I never typed anything about my pet needing me, loving me or understanding me, yet you start posting about how fucked up it is to own pets and how it is like slavery and shit.  Go choke to death on a cock, I hate you.
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« Reply #47 on: October 14, 2014, 02:33:20 am »
I simply want you to understand, into your very soul, that the animal you love so dearly does not need you, has never needed you, and only acts as a companion animal because of eugenics.


Now that we have established that YOU NEED A DOG and not vice-versa, lets continue examining why you need to have an animal as a "pet".  What possible reason or explanation could there be for it?

This is why I think you are an animal rights faggot:  I never typed anything about my pet needing me, loving me or understanding me, yet you start posting about how fucked up it is to own pets and how it is like slavery and shit.  Go choke to death on a cock, I hate you.

Explain to me why you feel the need to own a dog. Put forth a reason buddy, or you forfeit to having me speak for you.

And I, likewise, never typed anything about your pet needing you, or loving you, or understanding you. I said you need your pet. I literally said the exact opposite of what you are saying I said, AND I put it in uppercase letters when I said it. Dude, you keep misreading my posts and contradicting yourself like a fucking idiot. I'm really trying here but your reading comprehension skills are so fucking low they are somewhere near the Challenger Deep.


How do I know you have some sort of weird, imbalanced and unhealthy relationship with an animal? Because you post pictures of him on zoklet expecting people to give a shit like this is instagram. That's how I know you're fucked. I just want to hear your justification.
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« Reply #48 on: October 14, 2014, 03:32:05 am »
lol thread got deraield FAST

anywayz, yeah i get what you mean constantin. i've always hated the idea of "purebreeds" and things liek "akc approved" and maybe in a world that hasn't been so molded already it'd be great to not have dogs as pets and let them be. but for adopted dogs stuck in shelters, well if we don't adopt them, they'd just fucking die, which sucks a shit ton. especially when you get the chacne to work with them a bunch (whcih not to sound pompous or anything, but i've been volunteering for a shelter since about 6 years ago and it's awesome to hang out with these dogs that get to live than die.)

but yeah, i've seen a lot of caged birds in taiwan at restaurants and it's pretty sad b/c that's all their lives revolve around. i tend to mentally scoff at people who have exotic pets. cool, fennec foxes are cute, but why try to tame a beautiful wild thing? but as for dogs, at least ones in shelters, i'd rather save one than see one die again at a shelter. like it SUCKS when a dog goes missing at a place you've been working at and workers say in a subtle way it's been put to sleep.

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« Reply #49 on: October 14, 2014, 11:57:53 am »
lol thread got deraield FAST

anywayz, yeah i get what you mean constantin. i've always hated the idea of "purebreeds" and things liek "akc approved" and maybe in a world that hasn't been so molded already it'd be great to not have dogs as pets and let them be. but for adopted dogs stuck in shelters, well if we don't adopt them, they'd just fucking die, which sucks a shit ton. especially when you get the chacne to work with them a bunch (whcih not to sound pompous or anything, but i've been volunteering for a shelter since about 6 years ago and it's awesome to hang out with these dogs that get to live than die.)

but yeah, i've seen a lot of caged birds in taiwan at restaurants and it's pretty sad b/c that's all their lives revolve around. i tend to mentally scoff at people who have exotic pets. cool, fennec foxes are cute, but why try to tame a beautiful wild thing? but as for dogs, at least ones in shelters, i'd rather save one than see one die again at a shelter. like it SUCKS when a dog goes missing at a place you've been working at and workers say in a subtle way it's been put to sleep.


It only sucks because you have not reconciled the nature of life with the reality of the world we live in.  Dogs, animals, die constantly. All the time. It's going on all the time. To say that we need to save all these dogs from dying is not exactly clear thinking. It's a struggle for something that cannot be won, or even marginally effected in some kind of meaningful way.  More-over, it creates expensive and elaborate systems of "doggie day-care" for what are essentially unwanted pest-animals.  Things don't end up in the trashcans of society because they are necessary. The death of one dog is an ease on the entirety of this nation as one more non-person non-contributing only-sponging thing is left to rot and it's owners can now save money on food and towels to wipe up their shit. And we can farm less land for dog food, all kinds of great stuff.


Do you know what they do with stray dogs in some poor coastal African cities? They use them as shark-bait. Either alive or immediately cut up and tossed into the water on giant treble hooks.  Would most American's find this cruel? Maybe. But why? Because dogs are no longer animals that we can use for a purpose - because their status as pets have graduated them above the rest of the animal kingdom in terms of endearment to man? Is that clear thinking? Is that the hallmark of the rational? I don't think so.

It's a fucking animal guys. Like the animals you eat. Only culture has taught you to like it more.  It's animal racism all over again.

PS - You want sad? Go volunteer at hospice care. See some real tragedy. Tell me what the workers say subtly when Mrs. Jones has a death rattle while you're sponge bathing her.
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« Reply #50 on: October 14, 2014, 12:05:54 pm »
http://journaltimes.com/news/local/animal-shelter-would-cost-million-to-get-running-k-annually/article_cf928334-944b-11e1-9d34-0019bb2963f4.html


2 million dollars to start up. 555K to run annually. Estimated ( stats from humanesociety ) 3,500—Number of animal shelters in the United states. THAT's 7 BILLION DOLLARS SPENT starting up animal shelters in the United States. Think of all the medical treatment we could have dispensed to people with that money. That's roughly 1.8 billion dollars spent, per year, simply to assuage the morals of people who think it's wrong for dogs do die in the street. However, the cycle is perpetuated because people refuse to stop owning dogs, thus, the dog population will ALWAYS be WILDLY higher than what it should be given a wild population of dogs in their natural habitat.

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In other words, in 2012, 62 percent of American households included at least one pet.

That same year, according to the American Pet Products Association, Americans spent more than $50 billion on their beloved cats, dogs, and other animal companions.


50 billion. 50 billion on gratifying yourself by purchasing your own " best friend"


I'm fucking done. I'm gonna kick a dog today. For fucking up the efficiency of my world.



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« Reply #51 on: October 14, 2014, 12:56:51 pm »
Spay and nuter your pets, and it won't be a fraction of the problem that it is. I'm actually involved in a program when I catch feral cats and get them fixed.
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Re: i think i'm retarded for my dog
« Reply #52 on: October 14, 2014, 01:03:24 pm »
Spay and nuter your pets, and it won't be a fraction of the problem that it is. I'm actually involved in a program when I catch feral cats and get them fixed.

What's the average cost of fixing a cat, relatively speaking? Think you could guesstimate one?
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Re: i think i'm retarded for my dog
« Reply #53 on: October 14, 2014, 02:40:36 pm »
I simply want you to understand, into your very soul, that the animal you love so dearly does not need you, has never needed you, and only acts as a companion animal because of eugenics.


And I, likewise, never typed anything about your pet needing you, or loving you, or understanding you. I said you need your pet. I literally said the exact opposite of what you are saying I said, AND I put it in uppercase letters when I said it. Dude, you keep misreading my posts and contradicting yourself like a fucking idiot. I'm really trying here but your reading comprehension skills are so fucking low they are somewhere near the Challenger Deep.

Heh


I simply want you to understand, into your very soul, that the animal you love so dearly does not need you, has never needed you, and only acts as a companion animal because of eugenics.


Now that we have established that YOU NEED A DOG and not vice-versa, lets continue examining why you need to have an animal as a "pet".  What possible reason or explanation could there be for it?

Explain to me why you feel the need to own a dog. Put forth a reason buddy, or you forfeit to having me speak for you.

How do I know you have some sort of weird, imbalanced and unhealthy relationship with an animal? Because you post pictures of him on zoklet expecting people to give a shit like this is instagram. That's how I know you're fucked. I just want to hear your justification.

I posted the pictures because I was hoping someone would comment on its hitler mustache, but no one ever does. 

And why do I own a dog?  Well, I didn't as an adult, until my parents got one.  The breeder still had her brother so I got him so that him and his sister could at least not be seperated.  Then my parents promptly moved to florida, seperating them anyway.  I kept the dog because he is just a cool dog.  And he has a freaking hitler mustache. 

 
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« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2014, 07:32:18 pm »
You're going "heh" as if you've somehow proved me wrong. I ascribed to your dog a lack of all those attributes. Then you accused me of giving your dog those attributes. Now you are still accusing me of saying your dog has all those things.

Now, here we are, 4 posts later in this conversation, and you still don't understand basic English, or the single sentence of text I've repeated.

You're so fucking stupid guy....

You are aware that dogs do not maintain life-long family units correct? You "not wanting to split up the family" is you anthropomorphizing dogs.  So you adopted that dog for no reason under the guise of doing good, with the intent of patting yourself on the back for a job well done. What a fucking shitbird. What a fucking waste of time.
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« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2014, 08:30:17 pm »
You animal slavers fucking sicken me, like Christopher Columbus, you probably rape the bitches too.

I think we should let all the pets go. Sure, most of them will die, but they will taste freedom once again. And, some will survive and grow strong and seek reparations like the niggers.
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« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2014, 11:47:16 pm »
You're going "heh" as if you've somehow proved me wrong. I ascribed to your dog a lack of all those attributes. Then you accused me of giving your dog those attributes. Now you are still accusing me of saying your dog has all those things.

Now, here we are, 4 posts later in this conversation, and you still don't understand basic English, or the single sentence of text I've repeated.

You're so fucking stupid guy....

You are aware that dogs do not maintain life-long family units correct? You "not wanting to split up the family" is you anthropomorphizing dogs.  So you adopted that dog for no reason under the guise of doing good, with the intent of patting yourself on the back for a job well done. What a fucking shitbird. What a fucking waste of time.

Yeah I sat there and jacked off as I thought of how awesome I am for saving a dog.  You have fucking mental problems.  'anthropomorphizing dogs'...you are a fucking jackass.  The dog knows who his sister is, although I am not going to explain it to you, because you think animals, and probably all living things, are nothing more than 'biological machines'... The waste of time here is me even typing to a hollow sociopathic leftist animal rights activist faggot like you.
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« Reply #57 on: October 14, 2014, 11:59:42 pm »
You're going "heh" as if you've somehow proved me wrong. I ascribed to your dog a lack of all those attributes. Then you accused me of giving your dog those attributes. Now you are still accusing me of saying your dog has all those things.

Now, here we are, 4 posts later in this conversation, and you still don't understand basic English, or the single sentence of text I've repeated.

You're so fucking stupid guy....

You are aware that dogs do not maintain life-long family units correct? You "not wanting to split up the family" is you anthropomorphizing dogs.  So you adopted that dog for no reason under the guise of doing good, with the intent of patting yourself on the back for a job well done. What a fucking shitbird. What a fucking waste of time.

Yeah I sat there and jacked off as I thought of how awesome I am for saving a dog.  You have fucking mental problems.  'anthropomorphizing dogs'...you are a fucking jackass.  The dog knows who his sister is, although I am not going to explain it to you, because you think animals, and probably all living things, are nothing more than 'biological machines'... The waste of time here is me even typing to a hollow sociopathic leftist animal rights activist faggot like you.


There are indeed animals that are known to have and maintain family units. Elephants, chimpanzees, Bonobos, gorillas, cows, many different "herd" animals...oddly enough though..dogs aren't among them. In fact, almost no predators maintain family groups.

http://www.dogforums.com/general-dog-forum/11274-can-dogs-recognize-their.html

10 seconds on google. Dog forum says dogs don't recognize siblings. It's because guess what - they don't have family groups. They have packs. Fucktard.


Predatory animals ARE biological machines. Cats sleep almost 20 hours a day because there is NO BENEFIT TO BEING AWAKE IF THEY AREN'T KILLING AND EATING FOOD. THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING UNLESS IT'S OF BENEFIT TO THEM.  IT'S PART OF THEIR EVOLUTION.

STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUPID AND NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT BIOLOGY OR ANIMALS IN GENERAL GODDAMNiT.
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« Reply #58 on: October 15, 2014, 01:10:25 am »



http://www.dogforums.com/general-dog-forum/11274-can-dogs-recognize-their.html

10 seconds on google. Dog forum says dogs don't recognize siblings.

LOL....Connie, you never stop coming off sounding like an absolute blithering idiot. First off, you just linked another FORUM as your "proof" of your claim....which is nothing short of completely absurd. Yeah, a bunch of morons arguing a point in a forum (just like we are doing), and you boldly claim "THERE, I told you!" That would be equally laughable if someone on that forum linked to THIS thread and said..."see, listen to that Constantinople, guy....THERE is my proof"  :roll:

But even more humorous, is reading that entire thread, there is no common consensus AT ALL. Some believe it, others don't. Yet you have the mind numbing audacity to spin it as if every dog owner on that thread agrees. Wow, just WOW!

Niglet, you gotta consider the source when trying to have any adult discussion with this little twit. He's nothing more than a trust fund bitch, and probably hasn't worked a hard day in his whole life. Back on Totse he thought he was raising his street cred/e cred by bragging about having a maid in his parent's house....and his "real life" experiences are quite sheltered to say the least. He is most at home in HB spewing nonsense, but occasionally he'll find a thread like this and spew his moral outrage(?) with little to no any real world knowledge about anything. He tries his best to come up with some pseudo intellectual bullshit, but at the end of the day his extreme naivete is always his undoing.

At least you gave me a good laugh Connie, because you were so ADAMANT after posting that link as if you "proved" anything....when all it does is further expose what a know nothing silly child you truly are.

"But I read it on one of these sites on the internet, it MUST be true!"~~~~trust fund bitch, still without a clue about much of anything in this world.

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« Reply #59 on: October 15, 2014, 02:24:45 am »
If I were a trust fund bitch, I'd buy dog owners and make them do tricks for dog biscuits.
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