i think i'm retarded for my dog

[jerome]

but seriously he's the coolest dog ever, except the socially awkward part b/c i he got bit this summer by another dog and now he freaks if another dog runs up to him.

but yeah when i'm at work i think easily over 40 times about my plans to take him out after i'm done. when i have to leave him in the morning i always feel the slightest twinge of guilt b/c i know he wants to follow me out the door. chasing rabbits with him is like the funnest thing ever b/c he bounces around like tigger, no lie. sometimes i daydream about road tripping across da u.s., and Charlie is always w/ me in my daydreams, his head sticking out to the window. yeah he rocks, even when i see him licking the paw that was scratching his ear 2 seconds ago. you guys get this retarded for your dog?

[starvingniglet]

yes, I already showed pictures of my dog on zoklet, and on here somewhere.  He is the best dog I ever had.

[jerome]

are you the dude who had the bichon?

[starvingniglet]

are you the dude who had the bichon?

the boxer with the hitler moustache

[starvingniglet]

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

I'd fight him.

[jerome]

oh yeahh now i remember! badass dog dude, he looks so soft from the picture, i dunno why.

[starvingniglet]

he looks so soft from the picture, i dunno why.

he is so soft that his nickname is 'cloud dog'. 

[starvingniglet]

I'd fight him.

[Arnox]

Corgi master race reporting in.

[Flowerz]

but seriously he's the coolest dog ever, except the socially awkward part b/c i he got bit this summer by another dog and now he freaks if another dog runs up to him.

but yeah when i'm at work i think easily over 40 times about my plans to take him out after i'm done. when i have to leave him in the morning i always feel the slightest twinge of guilt b/c i know he wants to follow me out the door. chasing rabbits with him is like the funnest thing ever b/c he bounces around like tigger, no lie. sometimes i daydream about road tripping across da u.s., and Charlie is always w/ me in my daydreams, his head sticking out to the window. yeah he rocks, even when i see him licking the paw that was scratching his ear 2 seconds ago. you guys get this retarded for your dog?

Don't type like bling.

And my dog is also fucking awesome, everyone who knows him agrees. Hes old now though. Hes got at an absolute max 3 years left. Gonna be sad when he goes. Like George carlin said, buying a dog is like purchasing a small tragedy.

[Michael Myers]

Corgi master race reporting in.

Corgi master race indeed, as well as labrador master race and golden retriever master race.

[Arnox]

Corgi master race indeed, as well as labrador master race and golden retriever master race.

Well, if you going to go with a big dog, I would just go all the way and get a badass husky. Just make sure you can handle them though as they need a lot of exercise and attention.

[helladamnleet]

Dogs are awesome. Strange I feel that way because I hate dogs.

[equanimity]

Corgis are objectively the best dogs, but if we're being honest with ourselves cats are and forever will be the superior pets.  Just the simple truth.