i think i'm retarded for my dog

[constantinople]

No. Having pets should be illegal, and people with complex emotional bonds with their slave-animals should undergo rigorous psychiatric evaluation as to why they feel the need to have companions that serve no other purpose but to be subservient and idiotically loyal because of their evolutionary traits.


People who love dogs really love the unconditional loyalty brought about by subjugating animals with pack-mentalities.  It's good to have "friends" that you beat into submission and completely rule over with near impunity. It's a completely equal relationship, dog owning.  It's totally about loving a dog, not about having your own living worry-stone to rub when you feel like. It's a goddamn living safety blanket for the emotionally compromised.


God I hate this shit. The narcissism of dog owners makes my stomach sour.

[constantinople]

What does the dog get out of the relationship? Food. Shelter. A "pack".  All things the dog could have gotten on it's own - should have gotten on it's own. Without any help from you.


Make no mistake, you people need dogs, not vice versa.  If it weren't for centuries of domestication and back-breeding they would still bite the fucking shit out of you or run away if you got close to one.

[RisiR]

Hahaha... give it to em, Erdogan!

[Ninja]

No. Having pets should be illegal, and people with complex emotional bonds with their slave-animals should undergo rigorous psychiatric evaluation as to why they feel the need to have companions that serve no other purpose but to be subservient and idiotically loyal because of their evolutionary traits.


People who love dogs really love the unconditional loyalty brought about by subjugating animals with pack-mentalities.  It's good to have "friends" that you beat into submission and completely rule over with near impunity. It's a completely equal relationship, dog owning.  It's totally about loving a dog, not about having your own living worry-stone to rub when you feel like. It's a goddamn living safety blanket for the emotionally compromised.


God I hate this shit. The narcissism of dog owners makes my stomach sour.

I agree 100%.  The only thing that pisses me off even more is when vegans tell me I'm evil for abusing animals, but then they turn around and promote animal enslavement and call it "compassionate." 

[starvingniglet]

No. Having pets should be illegal, and people with complex emotional bonds with their slave-animals should undergo rigorous psychiatric evaluation as to why they feel the need to have companions that serve no other purpose but to be subservient and idiotically loyal because of their evolutionary traits.


People who love dogs really love the unconditional loyalty brought about by subjugating animals with pack-mentalities.  It's good to have "friends" that you beat into submission and completely rule over with near impunity. It's a completely equal relationship, dog owning.  It's totally about loving a dog, not about having your own living worry-stone to rub when you feel like. It's a goddamn living safety blanket for the emotionally compromised.


God I hate this shit. The narcissism of dog owners makes my stomach sour.

You sound like a miserable piece of shit with an unhappy life.  Fuck yourself, then die of AIDS.

[mashleshmash]

I thought this was a thread about beastiality

[helladamnleet]

It's a pretty good example of how animal we really are. It's not his dog he's retarded for, it's the walking, and playing, and checking shit out.

[constantinople]

No. Having pets should be illegal, and people with complex emotional bonds with their slave-animals should undergo rigorous psychiatric evaluation as to why they feel the need to have companions that serve no other purpose but to be subservient and idiotically loyal because of their evolutionary traits.


People who love dogs really love the unconditional loyalty brought about by subjugating animals with pack-mentalities.  It's good to have "friends" that you beat into submission and completely rule over with near impunity. It's a completely equal relationship, dog owning.  It's totally about loving a dog, not about having your own living worry-stone to rub when you feel like. It's a goddamn living safety blanket for the emotionally compromised.


God I hate this shit. The narcissism of dog owners makes my stomach sour.

You sound like a miserable piece of shit with an unhappy life.  Fuck yourself, then die of AIDS.

I'm a very congenial person.

[starvingniglet]

I'm a very congenial person.

congenital you mean

[starvingniglet]

Animal rights activists have turned this thread into a world of faggotry.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

I'd fight him.

[John Smith]

I'm a very congenial person.

I do remember someone mentioning that they met you IRL and was surprised by how nice you are, but you're definitely often a douche online, and not in a charming manner.

[Prometheus]

I had the best black lab ever, but he died a few years back  Because I'm in a smaller place now, I can't have dogs, so I have cats. Keep rescuing strays.

[constantinople]

I'm a very congenial person.

I do remember someone mentioning that they met you IRL and was surprised by how nice you are, but you're definitely often a douche online, and not in a charming manner.

Gotta leave the shittier parts of your personality somewhere. I suppose.

Animal rights activists have turned this thread into a world of faggotry.

I'm nowhere near an animal rights activist. I just want people to reexamine certain aspects of their lives. Look at things with a fresh pair of eyes.

[starvingniglet]

I'm nowhere near an animal rights activist. I just want people to reexamine certain aspects of their lives. Look at things with a fresh pair of eyes.

Well look at this with a fresh pair of eyes:   You have no idea of the relationship between me and my pet.  My pet is not a part of some forced labor program, and except for fencing him in to keep him from running into the street and dying under a vehicle tire, he pretty much does what he pleases.  I grew up with hunting dogs and they lived their lives on a dogchain.  My dogs are as free as they can be without being endangered, never again will I chain a dog in the backyard for its entire life.

You are aware that dogs that live in the wild have short, squalid lives of disease and injury, and that being a persons pet sometimes almost doubles their lifespan?  Nah, I don't think you are aware of much about pet ownership.

And about your personality?  I have always found you to be pretty much a fucking douche bag.