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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2014, 12:40:04 pm »
I actually do know a lot of interesting things. That's true.

Enter me.

Buy me dinner first? Fuck, I may be a slut but I'm no whore.

[maybe that was the wrong way around]
It doesn't matter which way you enter me.

I myself will be your dinner. Consume me, Rizzo. Become one with me.

Stop. You're getting me hard. This isn't right. We should at least exchange numbers - wait no, let's just fuck.

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to be honest, IRL I piss a lot of faggots off because I'll flirt with them shamelessly and make them buy me drinks (much like I do with fat chicks) and then forget about them. Oops. :-*
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2014, 12:45:06 pm »
Way I see it, I think you just enjoy doing something that's seen as kind of taboo. The thrill of it.


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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2014, 12:45:54 pm »
Way I see it, I think you just enjoy doing something that's seen as kind of taboo. The thrill of it.

Mmm, pretty much. So, wanna makeout?
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2014, 12:48:56 pm »
I was just getting started, gettinhg hot and ready....

Then Arnox showed up.



I'm a girl by the way. ;)
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2014, 12:51:50 pm »
Where is Fanglekai lol missing this, Few messy exchanges short of an orgy going on here  :o

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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2014, 12:53:40 pm »
I was just getting started, gettinhg hot and ready....

Then Arnox showed up.



I'm a girl by the way. ;)

Hey, like a bisexual gives a fuck? To be honest, I'm worse than bisexual, or even a pansexual. Like I said, I'm working on novel genitalia, which no one really knows what the means, but I'm going to do it. The future is near. Having two sexes is as silly as the cold war mentality of having two super powers. the male/female dichotomy is dead. get ready for super[supra] sex.

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Where is Fanglekai lol missing this, Few messy exchanges short of an orgy going on here  :o

Pass the hash! What hole is that? Who gives a fuck!
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2014, 12:54:35 pm »
Mmm, pretty much. So, wanna makeout?

You wanna make out with this hot lusty dragon bby?

Then Arnox showed up.

And then everything got ten times sexier.


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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2014, 12:56:55 pm »
Mmm, pretty much. So, wanna makeout?

You wanna make out with this hot lusty dragon bby?

Then Arnox showed up.

And then everything got ten times sexier.

Baby, I'm not one to fuck with dragons. I know what they really are (I am, afterall, one of the few real occultists alive), and it is kind of a scary...but sexy proposition. Hey man, don't knock it 'till you try it, right? Rawr.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2014, 01:02:28 pm »
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I am, afterall, one of the few real occultists alive
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2014, 01:09:16 pm »
Ah, you're right. What a silly joke? I'm not really alive.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2014, 01:09:54 pm »
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2014, 01:13:04 pm »
I'm a girl by the way. ;)

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Fuck me, Mike. Show who's the daddy and I'll promise to be a good girl.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2014, 01:15:12 pm »
I'm a girl by the way. ;)

 :cosby:
Fuck me, Mike. Show who's the daddy and I'll promise to be a good girl.

IDK, I don't think you are a girl at all.

Plus there is no puking smiley here, so I am speechless.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2014, 01:22:10 pm »
Just hold me. Spoon me. Smell my hair. I can feel your dick getting harder, pressing against my thigh. Your breath gently caresses my neck and secures me in the thought that I'll never be alone again.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2014, 01:28:53 pm »
Baby, I'm not one to fuck with dragons. I know what they really are (I am, afterall, one of the few real occultists alive), and it is kind of a scary...but sexy proposition. Hey man, don't knock it 'till you try it, right? Rawr.



M/22/US Don't be afraid of hawt and sexy dragon love bby. <3


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