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"Sarcastic Bisexual"
« on: October 10, 2014, 11:46:03 am »
I was reading some HST, and I realized, yes indeed, that's exactly what I am. He was talking about the hippy movement circa 1976 or so but it doesn't matter, I never really had a way to describe how I felt sexually. I'm pretty much mostly straight, I fucking love women and pussy, etc. Men for the most part turn me the fuck off. Every now and then though, I'll make out with a guy or do something similar just to piss of the straights. It's not like I get off on it. It's just that I want to fuck with people's head. how can I describe myself in this hyper-polarized society? Yes, yes, look backwards. I found this gem, and I'm grabbing onto it. I'm sarcastically bisexual. My sexuality is as loose as my morality, which is...well, its not tight. Honestly, 999/1000 times I'd rather be sweaty and twisted up with some pussy-wielding slut....but to be honest, most of the time, I don't care about my sexuality. I'm zoning on your sexuality, and I'm probing for inconsistencies. I'll go and have a fucking coked out orgy with some sluts in the bathroom of a house party and walk out, make out with the first willing guy I see, and laugh heartily.  Oh lord, you're so scared for your fucking man-hood. Fuck off. You don't have your own sexuality or your own thoughts or feelings. You don't know what the fuck you are. Is it uncomfortable to have tongue down your throat while our whiskers cross? Probably. Good. Fucking Good.

Honestly I could give a fuck less about your petty ideas about sexuality. I'm working on creating novel genatalia. no one even knows what that means. good. I'll be the first one to enjoy it.

Deal with it, bitches.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2014, 12:11:19 pm »
Would you please sarcastically suck my dick and put a finger up my asshole?

I mean, fuck the establishment? YOLO.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2014, 12:14:06 pm »
Would you please sarcastically suck my dick and put a finger up my asshole?

I mean, fuck the establishment? YOLO.

Sure buddy. I'd love to see how comfortable you are with it.

Have you ever had anything up your asshole? To be honest I don't like it all. That's why I know I'm not a faggot. But eh, what the fuck matters? Let's just snort some coke and make out behind the bleachers like teenagers. It's fun, I swear.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2014, 12:19:47 pm »
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That's why I know I'm not a faggot.
I hope that's sarcasm.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2014, 12:20:58 pm »
Wanna makeout?
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2014, 12:22:58 pm »
Sorry but I don't kiss guys. I can makeout with your asshole if you'd enjoy that, though.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2014, 12:24:50 pm »
Sorry but I don't kiss guys. I can makeout with your asshole if you'd enjoy that, though.

Unfortunately I'm really stuck on kissing. Give me that tongue.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2014, 12:27:43 pm »
I want to taste another guy's cock on your tongue so we need a third sarcastically bisexual hetero faggot.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2014, 12:29:14 pm »
Baby I don't want just another guy or a girl....

Anyway, you know what cock tastes like? Interesting.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2014, 12:32:26 pm »
I actually do know a lot of interesting things. That's true.

Enter me.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2014, 12:33:32 pm »
I actually do know a lot of interesting things. That's true.

Enter me.

Buy me dinner first? Fuck, I may be a slut but I'm no whore.

[maybe that was the wrong way around]
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2014, 12:35:55 pm »
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Wow fighting and banging indiscrimenantly, the hallmarks of a repsectable individual.

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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2014, 12:37:44 pm »
Good choonz.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2014, 12:38:04 pm »
I actually do know a lot of interesting things. That's true.

Enter me.

Buy me dinner first? Fuck, I may be a slut but I'm no whore.

[maybe that was the wrong way around]
It doesn't matter which way you enter me.

I myself will be your dinner. Consume me, Rizzo. Become one with me.
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Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2014, 12:38:54 pm »
Good choonz.

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Quote from: constantinople
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