I was reading some HST, and I realized, yes indeed, that's exactly what I am. He was talking about the hippy movement circa 1976 or so but it doesn't matter, I never really had a way to describe how I felt sexually. I'm pretty much mostly straight, I fucking love women and pussy, etc. Men for the most part turn me the fuck off. Every now and then though, I'll make out with a guy or do something similar just to piss of the straights. It's not like I get off on it. It's just that I want to fuck with people's head. how can I describe myself in this hyper-polarized society? Yes, yes, look backwards. I found this gem, and I'm grabbing onto it. I'm sarcastically bisexual. My sexuality is as loose as my morality, which is...well, its not tight. Honestly, 999/1000 times I'd rather be sweaty and twisted up with some pussy-wielding slut....but to be honest, most of the time, I don't care about my sexuality. I'm zoning on your sexuality, and I'm probing for inconsistencies. I'll go and have a fucking coked out orgy with some sluts in the bathroom of a house party and walk out, make out with the first willing guy I see, and laugh heartily. Oh lord, you're so scared for your fucking man-hood. Fuck off. You don't have your own sexuality or your own thoughts or feelings. You don't know what the fuck you are. Is it uncomfortable to have tongue down your throat while our whiskers cross? Probably. Good. Fucking Good.
Honestly I could give a fuck less about your petty ideas about sexuality. I'm working on creating novel genatalia. no one even knows what that means. good. I'll be the first one to enjoy it.
Deal with it, bitches.