I have a swollen Colon

[Suicidal Fish]

Maybe.

Doctors in the UK are generally shite (read:foreign)

I have a massive pain, like a lump inside me on my bottom left.

I got it when i sat down on my bed and ate some toast it just came on.

Anyway got my pills and I have to eat a load of fibre so baked beans and brown toast for me

#PrayForTheFish. #TheJunkieMonkeyNeverDies

[Vulture]

inb4psychomantitscolonabscess

[helladamnleet]

Doctors are idiots when it comes to shit like this. Did they physically inspect your ass? No? I'd trust them about as much as I'd trust Arnox, and that stupid faggot won't even "allow" me to have a link in my sig.

Ask yourself: What is shitting more going to do for the swelling? Go to spookyjewproductions.com to find out.

[millionsofdeadcats]

inb4psychomantitscolonabscess

quoted for 'viral' propagation

[helladamnleet]

inb4psychomantitscolonabscess

quoted for 'viral' propagation

Sounds like a good title for a movie.

[DaGuru]

Anyway got my pills and I have to eat a load of fibre so baked beans and brown toast for me

Did the docs suggest beans specifically, or just your personal preference? Because depending on exactly what is wrong with your colon, you may be doing more damage. If you have something like diverticulitis, something like a bean that won't be digested completely could get caught in the creases/pockets of your intestines and become infected...which could be causing the swelling. When I suffered from it and let it go on for so many years, that swelling (not that I could see or feel externally) became so enlarged my colon actually attached itself to my bladder.

[helladamnleet]

Anyway got my pills and I have to eat a load of fibre so baked beans and brown toast for me

Did the docs suggest beans specifically, or just your personal preference? Because depending on exactly what is wrong with your colon, you may be doing more damage. If you have something like diverticulitis, something like a bean that won't be digested completely could get caught in the creases/pockets of your intestines and become infected...which could be causing the swelling. When I suffered from it and let it go on for so many years, that swelling (not that I could see or feel externally) became so enlarged my colon actually attached itself to my bladder.

So you shit piss or piss shit?

[RisiR]

my colon actually attached itself to my bladder.

Fuck that is the only thing that came to mind but God damn.... fuck that.

[komokazi]

OP has something swollen in his colon.

[DaGuru]

So you shit piss or piss shit?

Fuck that is the only thing that came to mind but God damn.... fuck that.

Nah, it wasn't all that bad...when I say "attached", I don't mean the fluids just started mingling and there was any kind of "highway" between the two. More like attached the way 2 things would fuse together with moisture and time involved, I guess. Think about  how you wake up and first thing you feel the desire to relieve that morning piss. Well when I had a full bladder because of it touching my colon, that felt like the sensation of needing to take a morning shit.  ???

[RisiR]

Like morning wood when your full bladder stimulates your prostate all night. Got it.

[helladamnleet]

Maybe it's just because I'm chronically dehydrated, but I've never had the need for a morning piss.

[Suicidal Fish]

Update : I am feeling better, I have ate well and taken me tablets.

I think I had an infection more tho.

But Thank You for all your prayers and Messages (which currently total zero)

[mashleshmash]

I will pray for you (I don't pray)

But I got a pain in my lower left abdomen and genital/anal area.  good luck to you

I'm seeing a GI specialist this tuesday.

[Suicidal Fish]

I will pray for you (I don't pray)

But I got a pain in my lower left abdomen and genital/anal area.  good luck to you

I'm seeing a GI specialist this tuesday.

Good Luck to you

The funny thing is there is really nothing down there to the bottom left so it may also be an Intenstine Infection

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