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Offline Suicidal Fish

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I have a swollen Colon
« on: October 08, 2014, 06:29:25 am »
Maybe.

Doctors in the UK are generally shite (read:foreign)

I have a massive pain, like a lump inside me on my bottom left.

I got it when i sat down on my bed and ate some toast it just came on.

Anyway got my pills and I have to eat a load of fibre so baked beans and brown toast for me

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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2014, 07:00:24 am »
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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2014, 01:59:56 pm »
Doctors are idiots when it comes to shit like this. Did they physically inspect your ass? No? I'd trust them about as much as I'd trust Arnox, and that stupid faggot won't even "allow" me to have a link in my sig.

Ask yourself: What is shitting more going to do for the swelling? Go to spookyjewproductions.com to find out.
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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2014, 02:02:52 pm »
Quote from: Vulture on October 08, 2014, 07:00:24 am
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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2014, 02:03:37 pm »
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Quote from: Vulture on October 08, 2014, 07:00:24 am
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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2014, 02:28:49 pm »
Quote from: Suicidal Fish on October 08, 2014, 06:29:25 am


Anyway got my pills and I have to eat a load of fibre so baked beans and brown toast for me


Did the docs suggest beans specifically, or just your personal preference? Because depending on exactly what is wrong with your colon, you may be doing more damage. If you have something like diverticulitis, something like a bean that won't be digested completely could get caught in the creases/pockets of your intestines and become infected...which could be causing the swelling. When I suffered from it and let it go on for so many years, that swelling (not that I could see or feel externally) became so enlarged my colon actually attached itself to my bladder.
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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2014, 05:19:10 pm »
Quote from: DaGuru on October 08, 2014, 02:28:49 pm
Quote from: Suicidal Fish on October 08, 2014, 06:29:25 am


Anyway got my pills and I have to eat a load of fibre so baked beans and brown toast for me


Did the docs suggest beans specifically, or just your personal preference? Because depending on exactly what is wrong with your colon, you may be doing more damage. If you have something like diverticulitis, something like a bean that won't be digested completely could get caught in the creases/pockets of your intestines and become infected...which could be causing the swelling. When I suffered from it and let it go on for so many years, that swelling (not that I could see or feel externally) became so enlarged my colon actually attached itself to my bladder.

So you shit piss or piss shit?
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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2014, 06:52:43 pm »
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my colon actually attached itself to my bladder.
Fuck that is the only thing that came to mind but God damn.... fuck that.
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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2014, 07:25:54 pm »
OP has something swollen in his colon.
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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2014, 07:34:26 pm »
Quote from: helladamnleet on October 08, 2014, 05:19:10 pm


So you shit piss or piss shit?

Quote from: RisiR on October 08, 2014, 06:52:43 pm

Fuck that is the only thing that came to mind but God damn.... fuck that.

Nah, it wasn't all that bad...when I say "attached", I don't mean the fluids just started mingling and there was any kind of "highway" between the two. More like attached the way 2 things would fuse together with moisture and time involved, I guess. Think about  how you wake up and first thing you feel the desire to relieve that morning piss. Well when I had a full bladder because of it touching my colon, that felt like the sensation of needing to take a morning shit.  ???
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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2014, 07:51:59 pm »
Like morning wood when your full bladder stimulates your prostate all night. Got it.
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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2014, 11:55:49 pm »
Maybe it's just because I'm chronically dehydrated, but I've never had the need for a morning piss.
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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2014, 07:57:23 pm »
Update : I am feeling better, I have ate well and taken me tablets.

I think I had an infection more tho.

But Thank You for all your prayers and Messages (which currently total zero)
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Re: I have a swollen Colon
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2014, 08:30:31 pm »
I will pray for you (I don't pray)

But I got a pain in my lower left abdomen and genital/anal area.  good luck to you

I'm seeing a GI specialist this tuesday.
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