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Offline millionsofdeadcats

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Re: what are your social turn offs?
« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2014, 02:27:33 pm »
You wrote down the most retarded phrase I've ever heard of for a "snitches get stitches" substitute. You Americans are nothing more than disgusting kiddie fiddling pigs.

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Re: what are your social turn offs?
« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2014, 03:42:10 pm »
1) niggers
2) wiggers
3) liberals and anyone who wears square plastic glasses
4) kikes
5) people with ADHD that can't stfu when a movie is playing
6) anyone who listens to rap, dance, r&b, or boyband music
7) people that have that uppity know it all snob attitude
8) mouth breathing slobs with high cholesterol that make a slobbering noise when they breathe
9) obesity
10) guys that get too flirty with each other and end up looking gay

This is a relatively comprehensive and succinct list. You really covered all the bases.

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Re: what are your social turn offs?
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2014, 03:38:35 am »
-people who smell bad. automatically have a tendency to like them less.
-when people try too hard to look cool. houston has this disgusting population of hipsters and it makes me GAG.
-stiffness/analness, not big on control freaks or people who aren't open to unfamiliar things.
-moms w/ strollers or pregnant people. Holy Shit i dunno why, but i HATE pregnant people, they DISGUST me.
-people who spend so much money on climbing or riding gear and act like they're the shit.
-the smell of children. i don't like the smell of children. or babies too.

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Re: what are your social turn offs?
« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2014, 09:51:46 am »
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-moms w/ strollers or pregnant people. Holy Shit i dunno why, but i HATE pregnant people, they DISGUST me.
-the smell of children. i don't like the smell of children. or babies too.

I'd really like to dig deeper here. What do you think caused these feelings?
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Re: what are your social turn offs?
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2014, 01:49:57 pm »
Arrogance, not opinionated enough, too many opinions, being overly competitive in the absence of competition, rape, cowards, parasites.

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Re: what are your social turn offs?
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2014, 04:07:50 pm »
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-moms w/ strollers or pregnant people. Holy Shit i dunno why, but i HATE pregnant people, they DISGUST me.
-the smell of children. i don't like the smell of children. or babies too.

Is it because you know that 3/4 of pregnancies are unplanned, meaning 3/4 of couples are irresponsible? And that over half of kids grow up with only one parent, causing developmental problems?

Edit: apparently the official statistic is around 40%, but it's likely much higher because no one wants to admit that their pregnancy was unplanned
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Re: what are your social turn offs?
« Reply #36 on: October 14, 2014, 11:08:18 am »


Lil Guru has been using that phrase since he was about 8 or 9 after learning the concept from me and his adult cousins.  8)

Also the variation..."belong in ditches".  ;)

Fun little anecdote that just happened this past weekend.

We were having lunch with Lil Guru's cousins that are aged 13, 10, and 5 (all girls) at a restaurant in Cedar Point. Halfway through our meal, another diner walks over to an unmarked door and tries to open it...more than likely looking for the restroom. We all got a nice giggle at the guy, because who the hell walks up to unmarked doors and try to enter in a public place where they don't belong?

At that the 13 year old remarks..."people are idiots!". Considering that is a mantra Lil Guru has been spewing for a number of years...I looked over at him and asked..."Lil Guru, what is the #1 rule in life?"

He replies...."Snitches belong in ditches!"

The girls had never heard that saying before, and their soft giggles turned into crazy laughter for quite some time.  :D

That's my boy!  8)

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Re: what are your social turn offs?
« Reply #37 on: October 14, 2014, 12:12:52 pm »
Women who think they can contribute anything to society that isn't the birth of a man.

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Re: what are your social turn offs?
« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2014, 02:57:07 pm »
people

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Re: what are your social turn offs?
« Reply #39 on: October 14, 2014, 03:05:26 pm »
normies

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Re: what are your social turn offs?
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2014, 03:19:50 pm »
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Re: what are your social turn offs?
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Re: what are your social turn offs?
« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2014, 12:36:14 am »


Lil Guru has been using that phrase since he was about 8 or 9 after learning the concept from me and his adult cousins.  8)

Also the variation..."belong in ditches".  ;)

Fun little anecdote that just happened this past weekend.

We were having lunch with Lil Guru's cousins that are aged 13, 10, and 5 (all girls) at a restaurant in Cedar Point. Halfway through our meal, another diner walks over to an unmarked door and tries to open it...more than likely looking for the restroom. We all got a nice giggle at the guy, because who the hell walks up to unmarked doors and try to enter in a public place where they don't belong?

At that the 13 year old remarks..."people are idiots!". Considering that is a mantra Lil Guru has been spewing for a number of years...I looked over at him and asked..."Lil Guru, what is the #1 rule in life?"

He replies...."Snitches belong in ditches!"

The girls had never heard that saying before, and their soft giggles turned into crazy laughter for quite some time.  :D

That's my boy!  8)

Lil Guru is a gangter ass nigger