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Should smoke something like American Spirits if you're decided on smoking.  Or get some natural (no blah chemicals) loose leaf and roll your own.

Don't smoke that artificial nonsense; do it the old fashioned way! :)

Fuck that.  American spirits are butt fucking disgusting.  They burn slow as crap and since they're still subject to FSC yet have no accelerants, they always, always, ALWAYS go out.

No idea what FSC is, and I've never smoked so don't really understand what's wrong with a slow burn.  And if they go out can't you just light them again?

But yeah.  Roll your own with quality, natural tobacco imo OP.


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Kamel Reds are the best you can buy in the states

Try Chesterfields if you can find em.  Unfiltered Luckys if you got balls

Ahh, I used to smoke camel reds in high school, I ignorantly assumed they quit making them because the stores here stopped carrying them. Without a doubt the best cigarette I ever smoked, gonna go looking for these after I run out of usa golds.

Take this guys advice OP.

I think the advice and moral of this thread is to "Quit smoking" advice, but yeah, if I smoked or accidentally got addicted and continue to smoke I'd prolly stay with crush or camel filters.

Should smoke something like American Spirits if you're decided on smoking.  Or get some natural (no blah chemicals) loose leaf and roll your own.

Don't smoke that artificial nonsense; do it the old fashioned way! :)

Should smoke something like American Spirits if you're decided on smoking.  Or get some natural (no blah chemicals) loose leaf and roll your own.

Don't smoke that artificial nonsense; do it the old fashioned way! :)

Fuck that.  American spirits are butt fucking disgusting.  They burn slow as crap and since they're still subject to FSC yet have no accelerants, they always, always, ALWAYS go out. 


I dunno I associate them with Unwyred

I hear they "burn slow"

But but but what is da difference without me having to look up some booshit? 

Is dat dat fire burnin out shit with that FSC
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Ameircan Spirits supposedly don't contain artificial ingredients like all the others do.


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Ameircan Spirits supposedly don't contain artificial ingredients like all the others do.

I hear of vasoconstriction when I am reading about nicotine now

Is it weird to get a boner after you smoke a menthol cig?

I'm 27 know what sets off my boners and dunno why that would

I have a prostate problem as well, smoking is supposed to worsen it, but I have felt better since smoking a week ago 2 packs ago or whatever

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Kamel Reds are the best you can buy in the states

Try Chesterfields if you can find em.  Unfiltered Luckys if you got balls

Ahh, I used to smoke camel reds in high school, I ignorantly assumed they quit making them because the stores here stopped carrying them. Without a doubt the best cigarette I ever smoked, gonna go looking for these after I run out of usa golds.

Take this guys advice OP.

Check 7-11.  All the 7-11s around here have them.  Expensive as shit, but they have them... I'd also check around with local smoke shops, you can find them cheaper there.
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I'm part native american

Does that put me at high risk of addiction

Cause i'm like Project Pat

Chiefin' like an Injun

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Should smoke something like American Spirits if you're decided on smoking.  Or get some natural (no blah chemicals) loose leaf and roll your own.

Don't smoke that artificial nonsense; do it the old fashioned way! :)

Fuck that.  American spirits are butt fucking disgusting.  They burn slow as crap and since they're still subject to FSC yet have no accelerants, they always, always, ALWAYS go out.

No idea what FSC is, and I've never smoked so don't really understand what's wrong with a slow burn.  And if they go out can't you just light them again?

But yeah.  Roll your own with quality, natural tobacco imo OP.

FSC = Fire Safe Cigarette.  All US cigarettes now have to comply with the regulations, so now if you don't puff on your cigarette repeatedly enough it puts itself out.  Couple that with the fact that American Spirits already are slow burners... and so they go out twice as quickly.

Having to relight your cigarette because a puff of wind blew it out is retarded.  Having to relight it at all is retarded.  Also the natural tobacco cigs tend to ash like shit, flick the ash and it takes the cherry with it.

RYO only works well if you do tube injectors (preferably automated) and find a GOOD quality tobacco... I've only ever had such an experience once, at a RYO place in Florida where they gave you the tobacco and tubes and sent you to a machine that automated it.  Best cigarette I ever smoked... bought 6 cartons worth that day.  Shame though, I believe such establishments are now illegal. 

Doing regular rollies is tedious, makes a harsh smoke, and you get bits of tobacco in your mouth. 
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If you're that excited about camel crush, never start smoking Five Brothers with a pipe interspersed with Boswell.
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This is the only kind of tobacco worth smoking:


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Ameircan Spirits supposedly don't contain artificial ingredients like all the others do.

I hear of vasoconstriction when I am reading about nicotine now

Is it weird to get a boner after you smoke a menthol cig?

I'm 27 know what sets off my boners and dunno why that would

I have a prostate problem as well, smoking is supposed to worsen it, but I have felt better since smoking a week ago 2 packs ago or whatever

i thought you were older than 27... anyways i have a prostate problem as well.. just found out three days ago. I have an enlarged prostate..  i thought only geezers got prostate problems
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Ameircan Spirits supposedly don't contain artificial ingredients like all the others do.

I hear of vasoconstriction when I am reading about nicotine now

Is it weird to get a boner after you smoke a menthol cig?

I'm 27 know what sets off my boners and dunno why that would

I have a prostate problem as well, smoking is supposed to worsen it, but I have felt better since smoking a week ago 2 packs ago or whatever

i thought you were older than 27... anyways im 27 also and have a prostate problem as well.. just found out three days ago. I have an enlarged prostate..  i thought only geezers got prostate problems

But you shouldn't start smoking ebagger you already have enough vices /health problems in your life. Being a hypocondraic *sp is not being in tune with your body, it actually means you are out of sync with what is realisticly happening to your body. Smoking is such a farce, it's expensive, stupid, makes you look like crap, and strains your teeth. plus that buzz will fade soon. don't do it man, if you're a hypocondriac im sure you will hate having emphesyma
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and you guys ignore the Cuban cigars........unbelievable

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and you guys ignore the Cuban cigars........unbelievable

Were you expecting loads of cum or something?
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and you guys ignore the Cuban cigars........unbelievable

Were you expecting loads of cum or something?

Something more than seeing people jack off to cigarettes