OMG TOBACCO THREAD AND IF THERE ISN'T ONE POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION
So Yeah MY STORY TL;DR I smoke bud since 18 cigs harsh hurt my throat and lungs. 9 years later smoke bud old friend comes to town hypocrite bitch who used to talk shit to me about pills and bud and yet smoked 2 packs a day and couldn't sleep without ambien.
Anyway I smoke some bud before she comes to pick me up (The terms were I'd be sober but fuck her) so I had some kush, I drank a bottle of water, I was settled and pleased with my surrounding. She lit up one of those new
"Camel Crush"I was like you a bitch gimmie one i'mma smoke and be an addict like you.
Well while she was in talking to some old coworkers I smoked and inhaled that shit and then pushed the lil button and it changed the flavor and before you knew it, I was havin a ballin time smokin'. Da same nigga that bought 2 packs in his life, 1 at 18 "cause" I think it was some stupid ex gf shit of what you "do" when you turn an age. I didn't get through like 4 cigs.
I bought another pack at 20 when arguing with same GF to show her how "self destructive" I was when we were arguing LOL (sad story turned true later in life
) Couldn't get through half the pack without saying ew.
So now I got this cool shit it tastin good I'm pressin buttons I'm blowin the smoke out my nose cause it feel soothing
I got a buzz, my first cig buz at age 27, cause I think before I been so scared to inhale full or enough of a cig.
I can see why now, its a habitual, enjoyable, awesome thing, that if you could guaratee that it didn't fuck you up too bad in life, worth indulging in moderation.
I'm overdoing it now cause I just discovering it, but since i'm assuming this like meth and since I don't care for uppers I don't crave it at all, I'm assuming I can casually make a pack last 5-10 days, to totally quitting if I feel negative side effects. I'm a hypochondriac, I'm pretty in tune with my body.
And Imma lose weight
I mean GOOD LORD
Look at that marketing. Look at those colors.
How does that not make you want to get into smoking.
Its so fresh when you buy the new pack and they all crisp in there after you do that hitting thing to loosin them I guess
I'm behind the counter at the tobaccy sto' hopin the customers take a long time ahead of me cause theres so much cool smokeable shit.
I ain't eCiggin' either. I like go outside and blowin' SMOKE