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ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« on: October 04, 2014, 01:38:19 am »
 no wall appendage could bare even the slightest amount of his weight
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2014, 01:41:48 am »
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2014, 01:43:32 am »
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2014, 01:44:55 am »
It is a toilet riser, for fat fucks like phox
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2014, 01:49:16 am »
Thread title is actually false

In reality, he just falls off the toilet into a heap of gelatinous mass with his pants down on the bathroom floor and hopes he lands with some towels nearby to wipe his ass with. Then he yells and hopes someone hears him and gets the wedging stick to roll him over, failing that he hits the panic button he had installed 4 inches above the bathroom tile

The button has an 8 inch diameter to compensate for his sausage fingers
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2014, 01:55:49 am »
So, sitting higher makes it easier to shit for fat people. Interesting, I didn't know that.
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2014, 02:02:01 am »
Quote from: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 01:55:49 am
So, sitting higher makes it easier to shit for fat people. Interesting, I didn't know that.

They don't have to bend down so far when they sit, and they can stand up easier.
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2014, 02:03:44 am »
man I hate reading other peoples posts
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2014, 02:05:14 am »
My posts are way better than yours. That's a fact.
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2014, 02:06:31 am »
Quote from: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 02:03:44 am
man I hate reading other peoples posts

focus on making fun of phox you adhd fuck
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2014, 02:09:54 am »
I made this thread because ph0x was online but he he couldn't get his contorted carpel tunnel afflicted mandible claw appendage to click with enough accuracy to land on this thread so it's kinda pointless to post until he sees it
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2014, 02:13:12 am »
Quote from: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 02:09:54 am
I made this thread because ph0x was online but he he couldn't get his contorted carpel tunnel afflicted mandible claw appendage to click with enough accuracy to land on this thread so it's kinda pointless to post until he sees it
Hahaha... I guess we'll have to wait.

Pro Tip: Get a voice computer, phox.
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2014, 02:24:47 am »
He will come around.  I just pinged in irc with thread link
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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2014, 02:27:44 am »
since my bowel habits were 1-2 times a week for a year, along with all of the cough syrup and lighter fluid stuck like slime in my large intestine that needed to GO, i one was lucky enough to take two full sized shits, one on top of the other. i was so proud i still have the photo. yeah, it's a literal shit post, but if poop were girls this would be a 10/10 chick

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Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2014, 02:30:32 am »
In memory of Infinityshock. Please post pics.
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