ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet

[Bart the General]

 no wall appendage could bare even the slightest amount of his weight

[millionsofdeadcats]

[RisiR]

I don't understand this post at all.

[millionsofdeadcats]

It is a toilet riser, for fat fucks like phox

[Bart the General]

Thread title is actually false

In reality, he just falls off the toilet into a heap of gelatinous mass with his pants down on the bathroom floor and hopes he lands with some towels nearby to wipe his ass with. Then he yells and hopes someone hears him and gets the wedging stick to roll him over, failing that he hits the panic button he had installed 4 inches above the bathroom tile

The button has an 8 inch diameter to compensate for his sausage fingers

[RisiR]

So, sitting higher makes it easier to shit for fat people. Interesting, I didn't know that.

[millionsofdeadcats]

So, sitting higher makes it easier to shit for fat people. Interesting, I didn't know that.

They don't have to bend down so far when they sit, and they can stand up easier.

[Bart the General]

man I hate reading other peoples posts

[RisiR]

My posts are way better than yours. That's a fact.

[millionsofdeadcats]

man I hate reading other peoples posts

focus on making fun of phox you adhd fuck

[Bart the General]

I made this thread because ph0x was online but he he couldn't get his contorted carpel tunnel afflicted mandible claw appendage to click with enough accuracy to land on this thread so it's kinda pointless to post until he sees it

[RisiR]

I made this thread because ph0x was online but he he couldn't get his contorted carpel tunnel afflicted mandible claw appendage to click with enough accuracy to land on this thread so it's kinda pointless to post until he sees it

Hahaha... I guess we'll have to wait.

Pro Tip: Get a voice computer, phox.

[mashleshmash]

He will come around.  I just pinged in irc with thread link

[splooge gook]

since my bowel habits were 1-2 times a week for a year, along with all of the cough syrup and lighter fluid stuck like slime in my large intestine that needed to GO, i one was lucky enough to take two full sized shits, one on top of the other. i was so proud i still have the photo. yeah, it's a literal shit post, but if poop were girls this would be a 10/10 chick

[RisiR]

In memory of Infinityshock. Please post pics.