I need ideas on how to piss off/ prank my mom

[mark311]

Okay so far I have already

Sent her a picture of me with a black girl saying that I'm getting married
Call from 1-800-collect pretending to be in jail
I had a chick from back home call and leave a message saying I got her pregnant and it's twins


Any ideas on how I can piss my mom off further? Lol she did get me back a few times by

Sending me a picture of her holding a gas can and a lighter by my collection of old Legos (THAT PISSED ME OFF)
Sent me a picture of her dumping beer down the drain (which also pissed me off)
Told everyone back home I actually was in jail lol

I need ideas people obviously the harmless kind of fun ideas

[ngalo1983]

Send your mom a pic of you with another man and say that you turned gay and she is the reason for it lol I bet it will freak her out.

[mark311]

Send your mom a pic of you with another man and say that you turned gay and she is the reason for it lol I bet it will freak her out.

LMAO this is a good one

[Infinityshock]

Ply her with large quantities of roofies

Get her pregnant

You win

[Raskolnikov]

Tell her you're addicted on drugs. Or get caught snorting some fake cocaine and then tell her your hooked on cocaine

[bling bling]

pay some hookers 5 dolla bills to do some poses with you

[bling bling]

maybe pay them to do a pose in all the different letters that spell out your name

i had never tried it before  and i found out  it was very difficult to do a letter c

i kept falling over, it kept looking like diffferent figures./...  L started to look like gamma

[MoaningLisa]

in high school I had a girl with a kid come home with me, and I tried to tell my mom the kid was mine and I'd been hiding him for the last 2 years. she probably would have bought it if the girl was in my league lol

unexpectedly great, I unscrewed all the lightbulbs in the house once. I didn't expect her to flip NEARLY as bad as she did.

one time I wired the horn of her car to the left turn signal.

my friend works at the bursars office as a clerk, and has access to the Bursars@college.edu email, I'm gunna send my mom an email saying my financial aid got pulled and they need 5 grand or I get evicted. that should be funny.

other than that just usual jump scares, just wait for her to come around the corner and just scream...my sister was a better victim for that though, lol

[RisiR]

one time I wired the horn of her car to the left turn signal.
That's pretty funny, lol. Imagine it would have caused a fatal accident with a school bus. No survivors. Haha.

*Wooooooooooooooooo....., BRSH! ArGH! AAAAArgghh...... ooooooooooo.."

[bling bling]

one time I wired the horn of her car to the left turn signal.
That's pretty funny, lol. Imagine it would have caused a fatal accident with a school bus. No survivors. Haha.

*Wooooooooooooooooo....., BRSH! ArGH! AAAAArgghh...... ooooooooooo.."

one time blings big old semi dope truck came toppin the hill and there was a school bus full of kids right in the middle of that crossroads there

[equanimity]

"Coming out" as gay is a good one haha.  Don't send her pictures or anything, but act really emotional on the phone and build up to it.  Then tell her you've in love, and your boyfriend is HIV positive but you make sure to have him wear protection.

[Ragus]

Put a condom on her car antenna.

[Infinityshock]

"Coming out" as gay is a good one haha.  Don't send her pictures or anything, but act really emotional on the phone and build up to it.  Then tell her you've in love, and your boyfriend is HIV positive but you make sure to have him wear protection.

the protection part could be left out for more effective mom prankstering

[equanimity]

"Coming out" as gay is a good one haha.  Don't send her pictures or anything, but act really emotional on the phone and build up to it.  Then tell her you've in love, and your boyfriend is HIV positive but you make sure to have him wear protection.

the protection part could be left out for more effective mom prankstering

Don't be fucking stupid infinity.  The protection part is key for two reasons:
1. It makes the story more believable.
2. Subtle way to tell her that OP "bottoms".

"He... he has HIV.  But don't worry!  He wears a condom every time!"

[Infinityshock]

"Coming out" as gay is a good one haha.  Don't send her pictures or anything, but act really emotional on the phone and build up to it.  Then tell her you've in love, and your boyfriend is HIV positive but you make sure to have him wear protection.

the protection part could be left out for more effective mom prankstering

Don't be fucking stupid infinity.  The protection part is key for two reasons:
1. It makes the story more believable.
2. Subtle way to tell her that OP "bottoms".

"He... he has HIV.  But don't worry!  He wears a condom every time!"

1. the believability depends on his acting skills.
2. thats a stupid assumption.  aids can be transmitted via pitcher or catcher