I need ideas on how to piss off/ prank my mom

[equanimity]

Call her and tell her you've signed up for the Army.

Get a girl friend she doesn't know to come with you to the local court place and take a bunch of pictures to make it look like you're getting a lame court wedding.  Wear clothes so it looks like you're half-assedly dressed up.  Post pictures on facebook and make a big deal about it.  Get your friends to all congratulate you on getting married.

[bling bling]

send her ur avatar pic

or i try find original le mark face and u can send her that and say you ate 300 pills but DONT WORRY THERE NO DOZeeee

[Daran]

Send the police to her house and tell them she's running a huge drug distribution op.

[mark311]

send her ur avatar pic

or i try find original le mark face and u can send her that and say you ate 300 pills but DONT WORRY THERE NO DOZeeee

Funny story actually she and her friends have my avatar picture in fact it's actually the background on some of their computers lol

Wait WHAT BLING IS BANNED?!!

[Peace Of Mind]

Get her blackout drunk, fuck her while taking a video, then a few days later send her the video. If you want to take it to the extreme do anal.

[mark311]

Call her and tell her you've signed up for the Army.

Get a girl friend she doesn't know to come with you to the local court place and take a bunch of pictures to make it look like you're getting a lame court wedding.  Wear clothes so it looks like you're half-assedly dressed up.  Post pictures on facebook and make a big deal about it.  Get your friends to all congratulate you on getting married.

Oh that would be good lol

[Nigger Nostrils]

Get really drunk and call her on the phone at 3 in the morning and ask her why bling got banned.

[ChronicBoom!]

Lay a big turd in between her sheets. Unless of course she is into that sort of thing...