Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.

[GothicSeraph]

While it may sound to many men like more of a blessing than a curse, Dale Decker claims that his 100 daily orgasms are a hell that has ruined his life. The 37-year-old, from Wisconsin, developed persistent genital arousal syndrome in September 2012 after slipping a disc in his back while getting out of a chair.

Speaking on ITV’s this morning, the father of two explains: ‘It’s completely changed everything I have ever done. I can’t do anything, I can’t get a job. You have to understand that in America 90 per cent of the jobs are service industry and nobody would ever put me in front of their customers so working is pretty much out of the question.’

Dale’s condition has affected not only his ability to hold down a job but his family life, even occurring during his own father’s funeral

Unable even to do simple things like play baseball with his two sons, Dale feels particularly awkward when it happens around children.

Becoming obviously tearful as he spoke, Dale says: ‘I don’t go around kids. My own children didn’t even know what the word orgasm was until Tuesday when some kids in school had apparently seen the video on YouTube. How do you explain an orgasm to an 11-year-old child?’

Source.

And I thought tripping over another pall-bearers foot was awkward. Imagine him shaking someone's hand during the mass 'Peace be withhhhhnnnnnnnggggggg' before crushing it with a vice like gasm-grip. Probably best to pretend you're having a heart attack.

I'm not convinced about him being unemployable though. If I was hiring for staff at a sex toy store this guy would be a shoe-in; 'It's these pills the boss makes me take, they only cost $9.99 per bottle. Would you like to purchase some?'. The guy would be a licence to print money.

I do feel sorry for the kids. If they were at my old school their lives would be destroyed with this little nugget of information about their father. Fucking destroyed. Although I'm sure there are a few users here who'd happily say fuck the kids and spend all day cumming in their pants whilst living off welfare. Probably isn't that far removed from their current existence.

This was on the radio last week. A slipped disk is never fun but if this was the result I can't imagine this would be fun....

The big thing was he and his wife have no more sex life & The Lonely Island made a song about him before this was known....

[Ninja]

That's four packs of cigarettes a day!

Actually 5. 

If I were this guy, I'd have like fucking surgery done. Or just chop my own dick off. 

[RisiR]

Orgasm tourettes, nice. I've seen or read an article about this chick who orgasms all day, too. She has a boyfriend and they can't fuck because it would be too much for her(?)

Ah, fuck it, I'll look it up.

Ok scratch that, there are many people with persistent genital arousal disorder and I think they should all lay on a pile all day like a pile of fucking orgasming human matter.

I'd pay to watch that.

[GothicSeraph]

Orgasm tourettes, nice. I've seen or read an article about this chick who orgasms all day, too. She has a boyfriend and they can't fuck because it would be too much for her(?)

Ah, fuck it, I'll look it up.

Ok scratch that, there are many people with persistent genital arousal disorder and I think they should all lay on a pile all day like a pile of fucking orgasming human matter.

I'd pay to watch that.

They had a video of that chick it was like clothed porn...

[Ninja]

Ok scratch that, there are many people with persistent genital arousal disorder and I think they should all lay on a pile all day like a pile of fucking orgasming human matter.

I'd pay to watch that.

This is by far your best idea yet.

[Peace Of Mind]

The dude should just sit in a sperm bank all day and make mad money.

[millionsofdeadcats]

a pile of fucking orgasming human matter.

 

[RisiR]

a pile of fucking orgasming human matter.

 

That's what God had in mind for us but then he somehow fucked up something by accident and now we have this shit.

[millionsofdeadcats]

god gave us drugs, fucking, and jimmy johns, so he is alright by me.

[GothicSeraph]

The dude should just sit in a sperm bank all day and make mad money.

He's probably just shooting blanks.

[RisiR]

god gave us drugs, fucking, and jimmy johns, so he is alright by me.

Yea dude but

pile of fucking orgasming human matter.

[bling bling]

How do you explain an orgasm to an 11-year-old child?’

lol 11 year olds are taking that nigger cock every day just look on the streets you fucking retard

[millionsofdeadcats]

pile of fucking orgasming human matter.

I would entrepreneurially begin impaling food on a stick and then charge a premium to feed them.  You don't want to get too close, in case there is a squirter.

[RisiR]

How do you explain an orgasm to an 11-year-old child?’

lol 11 year olds are taking that nigger cock every day just look on the streets you fucking retard

Bleng bleng. 

[RisiR]

pile of fucking orgasming human matter.

You don't want to get too close, in case there is a squirter.

Ey yo, speak for yourself there, brother.