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Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:41:46 pm »

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While it may sound to many men like more of a blessing than a curse, Dale Decker claims that his 100 daily orgasms are a hell that has ruined his life. The 37-year-old, from Wisconsin, developed persistent genital arousal syndrome in September 2012 after slipping a disc in his back while getting out of a chair.

Speaking on ITV’s this morning, the father of two explains: ‘It’s completely changed everything I have ever done. I can’t do anything, I can’t get a job. You have to understand that in America 90 per cent of the jobs are service industry and nobody would ever put me in front of their customers so working is pretty much out of the question.’

Dale’s condition has affected not only his ability to hold down a job but his family life, even occurring during his own father’s funeral

Unable even to do simple things like play baseball with his two sons, Dale feels particularly awkward when it happens around children.


Becoming obviously tearful as he spoke, Dale says: ‘I don’t go around kids. My own children didn’t even know what the word orgasm was until Tuesday when some kids in school had apparently seen the video on YouTube. How do you explain an orgasm to an 11-year-old child?’

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And I thought tripping over another pall-bearers foot was awkward. Imagine him shaking someone's hand during the mass 'Peace be withhhhhnnnnnnnggggggg' before crushing it with a vice like gasm-grip. Probably best to pretend you're having a heart attack.

I'm not convinced about him being unemployable though. If I was hiring for staff at a sex toy store this guy would be a shoe-in; 'It's these pills the boss makes me take, they only cost $9.99 per bottle. Would you like to purchase some?'. The guy would be a licence to print money.

I do feel sorry for the kids. If they were at my old school their lives would be destroyed with this little nugget of information about their father. Fucking destroyed. Although I'm sure there are a few users here who'd happily say fuck the kids and spend all day cumming in their pants whilst living off welfare. Probably isn't that far removed from their current existence.


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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2014, 12:09:20 am »
Prescribe him an SSRI.

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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2014, 12:17:45 am »
"afflicted"

This reminds me of the hypothetical conversations we'd have in Jr High about whether or not you'd suck your own dick given the chance
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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2014, 12:29:32 am »
So does he cum his pants every time

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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2014, 12:59:16 am »
So does he cum his pants every time

He probably doesnt have enouh jizz left after the 5th of the day for it to make a diffrence. Also I found consequetive orgasms to be better than the last, so hes probably on cloud nine. Shits more dope than heroin I bet.
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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2014, 01:00:39 am »
he should sue god.

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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2014, 01:20:36 am »
How does this guy not run out?
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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2014, 01:23:32 am »
This guy probably hasn't blown a full load in YEARS. Think about it, he has had absolutely no time to regenerate.

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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2014, 09:02:21 am »
So does he cum his pants every time

He probably doesnt have enouh jizz left after the 5th of the day for it to make a diffrence. Also I found consequetive orgasms to be better than the last, so hes probably on cloud nine. Shits more dope than heroin I bet.

It affects him during his sleep too. The guy's balls are probably the size of raisins... or they feel like they're raisins.

Prescribe him an SSRI.

If I was in his situation I'm not sure I'd want to take medication that'd make me feel less depressed about cumming in front of small children.

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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2014, 09:05:28 am »
I'd do it.

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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2014, 09:35:23 am »
I think there would be more side effects than is told here such as how orgasms usually take a lot of energy away from one's system. And if he's having one every 15 mins or so (Yes, I did the math.) I wonder how his body has any energy to do anything at all.


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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2014, 10:07:47 am »
I think there would be more side effects than is told here such as how orgasms usually take a lot of energy away from one's system. And if he's having one every 15 mins or so (Yes, I did the math.) I wonder how his body has any energy to do anything at all.

Isn't orgasm only affect the release of endorphine?
It's the act of sex that require intense energy from the body.
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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2014, 10:18:03 am »
Isn't orgasm only affect the release of endorphine?
It's the act of sex that require intense energy from the body.

Well, yes and no. For one, when the person gets that excited, their heart does speed up to very fast levels of course because of how excited they are. So while the brain activity itself may not actually drain their energy at all, the side effects of it might very well do so.


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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2014, 10:36:24 am »

Well, yes and no. For one, when the person gets that excited, their heart does speed up to very fast levels of course because of how excited they are. So while the brain activity itself may not actually drain their energy at all, the side effects of it might very well do so.

Well, I think that's only true up to a certain points. For example let's say we watched a horror movie or horror game. When it comes into a chasing scene we can get engross int it and our heart beat increase dramatically. But did we get exhausted from that? I don't think so. Even in virtual reality game like oculus rift where people can truly immense in a virtual environment, they do not get exhausted from that. Although some mental fatigue exist the physical strain to the body is not really imminent.

Overall, I think the entire orgasm might not take many energy as sex but it will give him some kind of mental stress.
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Re: Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2014, 10:59:06 am »

That's four packs of cigarettes a day!