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Mark311 came crawling back
« on: September 27, 2014, 07:19:33 am »
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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2014, 07:33:32 am »
I'll still pet him from time to time.

But I do need to practice my counting...

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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2014, 07:50:59 am »
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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 02:58:41 pm »
Like a battered spouse, they always come back for more. Unwyred and Tacho will be next.

And Infrared.

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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2014, 03:00:32 pm »
Like a battered spouse, they always come back for more. Unwyred and Tacho will be next.

And Infrared.

Rowan I have been trying to ask you something for like, two days.  Is your avatar a spider with a cat face, or is my vision just totally fucked?
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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2014, 03:02:10 pm »
Like a battered spouse, they always come back for more. Unwyred and Tacho will be next.

And Infrared.

Rowan I have been trying to ask you something for like, two days.  Is your avatar a spider with a cat face, or is my vision just totally fucked?

It is a tarantula eating a white mouse.

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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2014, 03:06:34 pm »
It is a tarantula eating a white mouse.

fuck, thanks
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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2014, 03:08:03 pm »
It is a tarantula eating a white mouse.

fuck, thanks

Added pic. I have bred tarantulas for the pet trade for years.

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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2014, 03:10:09 pm »
My eyesite is just fucked, flat surfaces are slanted all to hell and I get fisheye effect and blurriness.  Can't even see avatars very well. 
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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2014, 03:14:41 pm »
My eyesite is just fucked, flat surfaces are slanted all to hell and I get fisheye effect and blurriness.  Can't even see avatars very well.

Well, they squash the pics down all small so some shit becomes hard to see. I actually never thought someone would take that close of a look at it. Watching one take down a mouse, or a day old chicken is both amazing and creepy and with Halloween around the corner I thought it was appropriate.

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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2014, 03:16:30 pm »
A day old chicken?  I want to see that shit.

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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2014, 03:26:22 pm »
A day old chicken?  I want to see that shit.

Lemme dig through some shit in my computer and see if I can come up with a vid or some pics....I used to go through so many "peeps" that I would buy them from the hatchery, feed the tarantulas & snakes then dump the rest at a livestock auction and break even on my costs.  8)

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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2014, 03:30:24 pm »
My eyesite is just fucked, flat surfaces are slanted all to hell and I get fisheye effect and blurriness.  Can't even see avatars very well.

Well, they squash the pics down all small so some shit becomes hard to see. I actually never thought someone would take that close of a look at it. Watching one take down a mouse, or a day old chicken is both amazing and creepy and with Halloween around the corner I thought it was appropriate.
Dude, real story.

My buddy has all sorts of spiders and scorpions and other creepy crawlers. So, he wants to feed one of his spiders a mouse and buys one at the pet shop. Alright. He puts the mouse in the spider "cage" and the mouse goes berserk and starts fucking up the spider. It apparantely bit off a couple of legs and almost killed the spider so my buddy took it out to save his pet, the spider. He couldn't kill the mouse, though. Because he said "a warrior like that deserves to live" or some shit like that.

Yep, that's how I got my pet mouse Mr. Jingles the spider slayer. I actively saw him die from a heartattack. He ran up and down its cage like crazy, stood upright, like in a comic, fell down and died.

RIP Mr. Jingles

You were an OG.  8)
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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2014, 03:34:09 pm »
My eyesite is just fucked, flat surfaces are slanted all to hell and I get fisheye effect and blurriness.  Can't even see avatars very well.

Well, they squash the pics down all small so some shit becomes hard to see. I actually never thought someone would take that close of a look at it. Watching one take down a mouse, or a day old chicken is both amazing and creepy and with Halloween around the corner I thought it was appropriate.
Dude, real story.

My buddy has all sorts of spiders and scorpions and other creepy crawlers. So, he wants to feed one of his spiders a mouse and buys one at the pet shop. Alright. He puts the mouse in the spider "cage" and the mouse goes berserk and starts fucking up the spider. It apparantely bit off a couple of legs and almost killed the spider so my buddy took it out to save his pet, the spider. He couldn't kill the mouse, though. Because he said "a warrior like that deserves to live" or some shit like that.

Yep, that's how I got my pet mouse Mr. Jingles the spider slayer. I actively saw him die from a heartattack. He ran up and down its cage like crazy, stood upright, like in a comic, fell down and died.

RIP Mr. Jingles

You were an OG.  8)

In order to safely eat a mouse they have to be rather large or rather venomous because if they are not subdued quickly rodents fight savagely for their lives. The one in my avatar is legit this big: (not my fucking hand btw)

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Re: Mark311 came crawling back
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2014, 03:35:32 pm »
Dude, real story.

My buddy has all sorts of spiders and scorpions and other creepy crawlers. So, he wants to feed one of his spiders a mouse and buys one at the pet shop. Alright. He puts the mouse in the spider "cage" and the mouse goes berserk and starts fucking up the spider. It apparantely bit off a couple of legs and almost killed the spider so my buddy took it out to save his pet, the spider. He couldn't kill the mouse, though. Because he said "a warrior like that deserves to live" or some shit like that.

Yep, that's how I got my pet mouse Mr. Jingles the spider slayer. I actively saw him die from a heartattack. He ran up and down its cage like crazy, stood upright, like in a comic, fell down and died.

RIP Mr. Jingles

You were an OG.  8)

I had a cat like that, a black and grey tabby that I named "Big Grey".  He was such a mean, hateful son of a bitch that he went through several owners before I got him.  He was so mean that when my kids were little he would corner them and growl until I chased him away.  My kids were terrified and captivated at the same time.  He terrified the local alley cats so much that they would stay far away from my alley.  He died of kidney failure at age 11, convulsing as I looked on helplessly.  I miss you, Big Grey.

edit - I suspect he got into antifreeze somewhere, but I don't know for sure.
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