My eyesite is just fucked, flat surfaces are slanted all to hell and I get fisheye effect and blurriness. Can't even see avatars very well.
Well, they squash the pics down all small so some shit becomes hard to see. I actually never thought someone would take that close of a look at it. Watching one take down a mouse, or a day old chicken is both amazing and creepy and with Halloween around the corner I thought it was appropriate.
Dude, real story.
My buddy has all sorts of spiders and scorpions and other creepy crawlers. So, he wants to feed one of his spiders a mouse and buys one at the pet shop. Alright. He puts the mouse in the spider "cage" and the mouse goes berserk and starts fucking up the spider. It apparantely bit off a couple of legs and almost killed the spider so my buddy took it out to save his pet, the spider. He couldn't kill the mouse, though. Because he said "a warrior like that deserves to live" or some shit like that.
Yep, that's how I got my pet mouse Mr. Jingles the spider slayer. I actively saw him die from a heartattack. He ran up and down its cage like crazy, stood upright, like in a comic, fell down and died.
RIP Mr. Jingles
You were an OG.
