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US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:39:22 pm »
http://www.fda.gov/NewsEvents/Newsroom/PressAnnouncements/ucm416318.htm
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“We have identified kratom as a botanical substance that poses a risk to public health and has the potential for abuse,” said Melinda Plaisier, the FDA’s associate commissioner for regulatory affairs. “This action was taken to safeguard the public from this dangerous product, and FDA will continue to take aggressive enforcement actions against products that are promoted for uses that are unapproved.”

The FDA is fed up with mindless idiots making the claims that this herb can be a natural pain killer/stimulant and this is exactly what put kratom on their radar in the first place. Capsules, extracts, flashy packaging it's all to blame. Market it as a non-consumable for Christ's sake!

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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2014, 11:52:50 pm »
Imagine the constipation you'd get after consuming 25.000 pounds of Kratom.
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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2014, 12:00:22 am »
LoL that they consider kratom a new drug. Piggies piggy backing on the RC craze I see.

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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 03:19:09 am »
I heard about this at the local kava watering hole. It's becoming so god-damned popular and all kinds of federal agencies are taking notice. I have several trees growing already and intend to ramp my supply up over the next 6 months.

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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2014, 05:34:37 am »
I heard about this at the local kava watering hole. It's becoming so god-damned popular and all kinds of federal agencies are taking notice. I have several trees growing already and intend to ramp my supply up over the next 6 months.

where'd you get your plants from? PM me

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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2014, 06:02:47 am »
Lol yeah, kratom is definitely a RC... -_-
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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2014, 06:10:54 am »
http://www.fda.gov/NewsEvents/Newsroom/PressAnnouncements/ucm416318.htm
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“We have identified kratom as a botanical substance that poses a risk to public health and has the potential for abuse,” said Melinda Plaisier, the FDA’s associate commissioner for regulatory affairs. “This action was taken to safeguard the public from this dangerous product, and FDA will continue to take aggressive enforcement actions against products that are promoted for uses that are unapproved.”

The FDA is fed up with mindless idiots making the claims that this herb can be a natural pain killer/stimulant and this is exactly what put kratom on their radar in the first place. Capsules, extracts, flashy packaging it's all to blame. Market it as a non-consumable for Christ's sake!

It's a fucking plant.  Stop trying to outlaw Nature you God hating faggot!
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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2014, 07:59:53 am »
kratom was fun combine with dextroamphetamine.

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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2014, 05:11:39 am »
This makes me very mad. What fucking right do they have to do this?
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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2014, 05:35:14 am »
This makes me very mad. What fucking right do they have to do this?

They have all the rights, everything you have is a privilege for them to take away if you do not obey.

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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2014, 05:54:37 am »
This makes me very mad. What fucking right do they have to do this?

might makes right.  quit being a queer pussy and kill them and then you can do wtf you want.
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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2014, 06:34:54 am »
actually you would say they have powers, not rights

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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2014, 02:44:45 pm »
actually you would say they have powers, not rights

Power given by the people.  There are more people then there are feds.
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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2014, 04:47:18 pm »
Public health risk or not, kratom is not illegal. They are going to have to fight in getting it all back though with time and money.

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Re: US marshals seize over 25,000 pounds of kratom!!
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2014, 05:08:16 pm »
These fuckers should be killed.