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Offline RisiR

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The Model Posters
« on: September 23, 2014, 12:26:29 am »
As entertaining as it would be to accept this deal or others like it, the staff will not be making these kinds of deals with its members at all.

As staff members, when it comes to our jobs, we cannot afford to mess and screw around. We cannot get mixed up in these sorts of things. Instead, we have to be that guy nobody likes. Like the police officers that have to come over and break up a house party because of several noise complaints. Like a dad who tells his kids that they need to eat their vegetables or else they don't get to smoke their daily allowance of crack.

We have to be model posters, above any and all drama and politics that may arise on the forum, and part of doing that means we can't make such deals as this with other members.

Hmm you don't gotta ban him I guess.  Just change his name to uh...

millionsofcuddlycats

Oh gods... The temptation is too much. I give in.


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Arnox the two faced bitch strikes again. His crush for equihatehernamesomuch is disgusting. This was very bad moderation and you suck at foruming. De-adminize yourself and let me run this place or anyone else, doesn't really matter because you are obviously the worst choice. Your professionalism doesn't exist. And you are just desperate for tranny pussy/dick/whatever.

This is what you're doing this for, Arnox.



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Re: The Model Posters
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2014, 12:27:29 am »
Fuck me, this is retarded. Holy shit.
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Re: The Model Posters
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2014, 12:32:35 am »
Fuck me, this is retarded. Holy shit.

This, but not for the same reasons as RisiR's.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2014, 12:34:05 am »
I laughed at the picture of the cut up legs and I don't know why, I wouldn't wish that on anyone but the worst. I think it was the "power of love" juxtaposition
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2014, 12:35:46 am »
I'm fucking done.

It can literally not get any worse from this point. I request that Infinityshock becomes mod with admin powers.

I... I..  >:(
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2014, 12:36:03 am »
As entertaining as it would be to accept this deal or others like it, the staff will not be making these kinds of deals with its members at all.

As staff members, when it comes to our jobs, we cannot afford to mess and screw around. We cannot get mixed up in these sorts of things. Instead, we have to be that guy nobody likes. Like the police officers that have to come over and break up a house party because of several noise complaints. Like a dad who tells his kids that they need to eat their vegetables or else they don't get to smoke their daily allowance of crack.

We have to be model posters, above any and all drama and politics that may arise on the forum, and part of doing that means we can't make such deals as this with other members.

Hmm you don't gotta ban him I guess.  Just change his name to uh...

millionsofcuddlycats

Oh gods... The temptation is too much. I give in.


Never underestimate the power of love.


Arnox the two faced bitch strikes again. His crush for equihatehernamesomuch is disgusting. This was very bad moderation and you suck at foruming. De-adminize yourself and let me run this place or anyone else, doesn't really matter because you are obviously the worst choice. Your professionalism doesn't exist. And you are just desperate for tranny pussy/dick/whatever.

This is what you're doing this for, Arnox.



Never underestimate the power of love.

lol.


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Re: The Model Posters
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2014, 12:42:05 am »
I'm going to celebrate your death equifuck.

Ever seen a cute little kitty get killed by a stilleto? Just fucking wait. I'll bomb your inbox with kitty gore even though I hate that shit.

You are fucking done.
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2014, 12:43:16 am »
I'm going to celebrate your death equifuck.

Ever seen a cute little kitty get killed by a stilleto? Just fucking wait. I'll bomb your inbox with kitty gore even though I hate that shit.

You are fucking done.

I am not quite exactly sure what is even going on here, but I guess I will laugh at this anyway?
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2014, 12:43:25 am »
Dude.  Are you serious?  Don't do that :/


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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2014, 12:46:21 am »
kitty gore

I got some top-notch shit, yo
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2014, 12:47:55 am »
Dude.  Are you serious?  Don't do that :/
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO...lol, huh?

Your mind will not be able to withstand the torture I'll bring upon you.
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2014, 12:49:37 am »
Withstanding torture is my middle name!

But seriously do not fucking send me cat gore.  I won't click anyway, and you don't want to have to look at that stuff just to send it to me.  It's unhealthy and you'll harm yourself.


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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2014, 12:53:02 am »
Withstanding torture is my middle name!

But seriously do not fucking send me cat gore.  I won't click anyway, and you don't want to have to look at that stuff just to send it to me.  It's unhealthy and you'll harm yourself.
I'll produce that shit, just for you.

I have cats myself, looks like they won't eat this week and only get salt water to drink, ONLY BECAUSE OF YOU
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2014, 12:54:08 am »
sanctuary is far more disturbing than zoklet
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2014, 12:54:18 am »
Withstanding torture is my middle name!

But seriously do not fucking send me cat gore.  I won't click anyway, and you don't want to have to look at that stuff just to send it to me.  It's unhealthy and you'll harm yourself.
I'll produce that shit, just for you.

I have cats myself, looks like they won't eat this week and only get salt water to drink, ONLY BECAUSE OF YOU

That's seriously not even something you should joke about.  Pull it back a bit.


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